Monday, December 31, 2007
Watch TV! (9:10 PM)
HEY GUYS (and GALS)!I'm back.
Yea..
I know it's torturous seeing my post again.
Sigh.
So I'm going to be a non-poster for good.
Yea..
You've seen it.
This is my LAST POST.
No buts.
Don't try to make me stay.
I'm so determined this time.
Never been so determined before.
I repeat,
this is my last post
of the year.
(Just trying to make the post longer)
OK.. So let's watch TV for the last post of the year!
TJC
Note: I can't find a lot of crappy vids in Youtube as there is this irritating True Jesus Church (TJC) vids making the search difficult.
So here are the last year orientation 1 vids.
If you ppl find tt u are watching the same vid on 2 Jan, you know tt they have been recycling (sutainable development!)
Part 1.1
Part 1.2
Part 2
VJC
VJ Orientation Vids!
Day One
Day Two + Three
MORE CRAPPY VIDS!
VJ Floods!
One disadvantage of locating beside the sea, on reclaimed land.
Now you appreciate the hill AHS is sited on..
Wait.. Are they sweeping the water into the clsroom instead of the drains..?
All I heard was "Later we on the air-con then tmr got a layer of ice."
Hmm.. Disadvantage of having air-conditioned clsrooms:
The ppl there will be very 冷.
So, you prefer earthquakes or floods?
TOILETS @ VJ
They got no money left to install auto-flushing urinals aft installing the air-cons.
Why Tsze Deng isn't in VJ
Stuck in skl..
How lucky!
P.S. The teacher walks like a duck la.
What can u do in case of the above emergency..?
We've got just the solution..
Same place, same college, same situation:
Learn frm this Victorian..!
Labels: Dr. Wong
Friday, December 28, 2007
Your Future College (2:23 PM)
Hihi everyone!
As promised, here's more stuffs regarding JCs.
We all know a pic says a thousand words right?
And a vid is made up of a thousand pics right?
So here are some YouTube vids tt says a few billion words.
Presenting...
As promised, here's more stuffs regarding JCs.
We all know a pic says a thousand words right?
And a vid is made up of a thousand pics right?
So here are some YouTube vids tt says a few billion words.
Presenting...
YOUR FUTURE COLLEGE
RJC
(Specially for steph!)
'Mad' RJC GP Tutor
Imagine if our dear mrs chew becomes like this..
Almost all of us will kena for not handing in homework.. =D
Note: Did u see the person walking into the clsrm when the teacher said:
"Stop talking! If you are as innocent.." ?
That person is late for skl, rite..?
And the teacher didnt even care la.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=R9MZCrHfYGY to view the comments abt this vid.
SAJC
Fascinating Comps
W0w..?
Sleeping in Class..
Part I
Part II
Luckily we used to have tables in secondary skls.
Or else I will be flinging my head about, attracting Mrs Chew's attention.
(Yes, I do slp sometimes in her cls! =X)
Same girl, different angle, different cameraman:
Poor girl!
Never got caught by lecturer but kena videoed by some lame ppl.
Chinese Lessons..
At least huanglaoshi's lessons seemed more interesting.
Earthquakes!
News report on Mar 6 (Sorry, but it's all in Chinese)
Luckily the 'long kang zui' in the middle of the SA Village never leak out.
MJC
MUG!
From the author:
A short film about the insane day I spent studying for 10 hours.
(Following the advice of my school's principal)
Watch the window.
MJ Celebrates National Holiday
Another modern-day principal who thinks tt more curriculum time = smarter pupils graduating. (That's the VP by the way)
Just from the "Study 10h a day" strategy to "More curriculum time" strategy, we can see why it had been honoured the TOP VALUE-ADDED skl every year since its founding.
Compare this to AHS (which has similar mugging strategies, if not more).
I really pity the UG ppl standing beside.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CdQnwf362EU to view the comments.
Sleeping in the Library
Now I finally realised tt MJCians, like most TJCians, also fully utilise their library.
LIVE EARTH!
They've got the same strategy as me.
Save earth, save foolscap (and toilet) paper!
(But I cant see what they write on the foolscap leh)
OK.. So tt's all for TODAY.
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So ask me what happened to the TJ and VJ vids.
The TJ and VJ vids will be shown on a later time.
NOTE: Some of the vids super funny!!!
OK.. So a few more days to the first day of college.
Hope everyone will have lots of fun in your temp college.
BYE! (For the time being)
Labels: Dr. Wong
Monday, December 24, 2007
Chapter 3/4 (11:54 AM)
Can you resist clicking on me?? CLICK ON me please:)
*purr*
This is the time you've been waiting for.............
Yes...
It is the long awaited chapter 3
Why have i decided to write this chapter???
Because i saw sab's picture post and wanted to cover it up with my post......
Why did i do that??
Because i'm wuliao/random
all right
RANDOM HEROES
Chapter 3
*NOTE IMPORTANT, SOME OF THE ILLUSTRATIONS ARE SMALL ALTOH I UPLOADED AS LARGE, COZ THE BLOGSKIN CANNOT ALLOW LARGE PIX, SO CLICK ON THE PIX IF YOU THINK ITS TOO SMALL..........
Previously on Random Heroes
"Nooooooooooo!!!!!! You'll pay for this Barbar!" shouted Wu Zun
Barbar smiled... "you're next, Wu Zun"
Meanwhile....
Honey Yi, the head detective of Angelican Highlands Sector(in short AHS, the city where Random Heroes is based) admired his picture with the President...
"I'm so hot" he smiled to himself.
In a bolt out of the blue, a genie appeared!!!
"OMYGAWD U ARE NOT HOT!!!" the genie cried out in disgust...
"If u stop saying ur hot i'll give you a superweapon!"
Honey agreed...
"This is the Super Unstoppable Creature Killing Yellow pistol, and only a Strong Unique Chrismatic Kind YINGJUN detective can weld this weapon" The genie bellowed..
Super Unstoppable Creature Killing Yellow pistol, in short the S.U.C.K.Y Pistol
"Use it wisely, there are only 12 bullets... And i forgot to mention this, with this weapon, you can kill anyone... For every 87cm of height, one bullet is needed.. So if you want to kill someone with height 190cm, you'll have to shoot him 3 times.."
Honey was stunned beyond belief... He had been granted the greatest weapon in the face of the Earth, possibly only inferior to it
Now the question is, will he use it for good or evil?
TO BE CONTINUED
Chapter 4
Back at the SS master's house..
Barbar smiled... "Now there's only you left... You won't stand a chance against me, wu zun..."
Wu Zun maintained a calm expression.. However, his calm face belied the fear and terror etched in his heart... He knew he could not win, because Barbar knew his one true weakness....
"I've defeated you once before, now i'll do it again" Barbar said with a menacing laugh.
Wu Zun, Dr Tall, and Yunlong shared a common weakness..
PIMPLES!!!!!!
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Wu Zun racked his brains for a plan... Suddenly, Barbar attacked!!!
"DEEP FRIED SUPER OILY BUTTER COOKIES!!!" Barbar threw her most potent weapon at Wu Zun...
OMYGAWD!!! THEY ARE SO OILY THAT IF U DROP THEM IN WATER, IT WILL BE LIKE AN OIL SPILL
yuckies :(
Wu Zun evaded with speed and dexterity, but one cookie hit his hand
"ARGH!!!!!" Wu Zun's piercing scream shattered the glass windows...
Wu Zun slumped to the ground.... He had no idea that the cookies could affect him so badly when it only hit his hand... If it had hit his face, he would have suffocated on the pimples and died...
Barbar walked to WuZun who struggled to maintain consciousness. "Haha, you are going to die"
"No, i can't die" Wu Zun thought to himself...
The next few moments were a blur, as Wu Zun struggled to remain awake. He fainted.
"WAKE UP xiaoZUNZUN!!!" a familiar sound rang high into the air
could it be him?
could it be him?
Wu Zun opened his eyes, and his mouth opened in absolute astonishment.
"You..."
YES FOLKS... Now i will keep the suspense by saying
-TO BE CONTINUED-
This double chapter is a special Christmas Day Treat for everyone
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!
From your favourite person, Lee Yuelong
Thats me btw.. :)
and a very very very very special treat for you all this christmas
which is
A HEARTFELT THANKS TO ALL MY 4L CLASSMATES FOR BEING WITH ME THESE PAST 2 YEARS!!! FOR ALL THE UP AND DOWNS, WE SURE HAD FUN :)
Saturday, December 22, 2007
macritchie outing (3:10 PM)
haha, macritchie outing pictures here :]at mrt.
th big fat ant wit a big red butt! lol
on th bridge:
th slipper gang - adeline, noel, leonard
monkey!
picnic-ing *yums*
th weird deco ciyi & i spotted at novena sq (i tnk). hah
at toys'r'us
th elmo tt looks cock-eyed.
and th hybrid at popular.
frog + dno what.
lol
look at its fat and long legs~ HAHA XD
grp foto at th bridge (:
tt's all fr nw.
hv a MERRY CHRISTMAS :D
Labels: Sabrina;D
Friday, December 21, 2007
More possible Predictions+ Spoilers+Vote (12:19 AM)
HI SINCE CIYI IS SO HARDWORKING I'll ADD ON!!!
Possible new characters (see if u can identify all)
THE GLASS HOLE/GLASS MAN
DOG/DOGMAN/GAYDOG/THE DAWG
THE SUCKY detective
The Singing Assassin
SUSPICIOUS ARTICLE
RANDY/MANDY/SANDY/CANDY/BRANDY/DANDY
THE N2 TWINS
THE N2 TWINS
JUNE ANG
THE HACKER
CHEEEENA MAN!!!
THE ULTIMATE WARLORD... RULER OF THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH
CHEEEENA MAN!!!
THE ULTIMATE WARLORD... RULER OF THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH
TRIVIA
BARBAR used to be a BARBER
Laonerd is a loser
THE SS MASTER used to be NTUC MASTER... but defected 10 years ago
DR Tall used to be extremely short...
Yunlong is not dead
actually he is
wait he isn't
hmmm... tune in next week to find out
*WARNING*
BIG SPOILER UP AHEAD
U STILL HERE???
I TOLD U ITS A SPOILER
GET OUT OF HERE
OKAY THE SPOILER IS the SS MASTER will LIVE!!
BIG SPOILER UP AHEAD
U STILL HERE???
I TOLD U ITS A SPOILER
GET OUT OF HERE
OKAY THE SPOILER IS the SS MASTER will LIVE!!
coz he's just toooooo hot!!! WUZUN!!!!
hotties dun die
Thursday, December 20, 2007
PHOTOS! (9:01 PM)
HEY everyone!YEH i'm back!
Since i just got a pay rise, i should contribute more, right?
Now not only sab can post photos!
CHALET PHOTOS
Day 1 - 5th Dec
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Day 2 - 6th Dec
BBQ-Prep:
(Yes, the 6th night)
Chickens' wings.
Imagine a few healthy and cuddly chickens originally jogging in a cage.
Then came some humans, cutting up their wings.
And squash their wings together tightly in a plastic bag.
Air tight.
Now think twice before bbq-ing the chicky.
Oh. How random.
Defreezing the satay and hotdog/sausage (what's the diff?)
Imagine a pork running arnd happying in a field.
Then came some humans, cutting up their flesh and mincing them.
Next, join them together again.
Tada..! Sausages..
Now think 4 times before eating them.
Jiesi..
Her eyes are haunted and haunting (rings a bell?)
And some random photos appeared in my cam aft i left it on the table for a few minutes..:
Jazz!
Ha! You cant roll your tongue!
With Hwee Li in the background..
Jazz + Meng Jit
How blurry..
Packed with Sabrina in the background.
(I've got perfect eyesight! =D)
BBQ-ing
The only BBQ photo I got..
Photos on the bed:
The Haunting II
The haunted and haunting girl is now armed withIce Lemon Tea.
Ha! You cant roll your tongue!
With Hwee Li in the background..
Jazz + Meng Jit
How blurry..
Packed with Sabrina in the background.
(I've got perfect eyesight! =D)
Night falls..
BBQ-ing
The only BBQ photo I got..
Photos on the bed:
The Haunting II
The haunted and haunting girl is now armed with
Insights on the scandalous pair
Thank god my shutters are abit 迟钝.
Got this pic..
Thank god my shutters are abit 迟钝.
Got this pic..
RECAP
The earlier pic frm sab:
Jie Si and Ci Yi on bed *gasps*
OK.. I can only see my teeth..
I used Darlie (黑人牙膏). No wonder I'm black all over cept my teeth.
*Challenge: Photoshop this, 'shopping' queen..! Lols.
Shi Min + Cindy
Charging handphones, refusing to untie the knot on the wire.. =.=
Sabrina
Dont slaughter me..!
I used Microsoft Office Picture Manager 2003 to edit one..
No $$$ to buy Photoshop...
Ya.. And the Girl Guides shirt..!
'Baked Potatoes'
It didnt manage to get out of the kitchen due to the selection rounds..
Food!
An artistic view frm the side!
OK.. I can only see my teeth..
I used Darlie (黑人牙膏). No wonder I'm black all over cept my teeth.
*Challenge: Photoshop this, 'shopping' queen..! Lols.Shi Min + Cindy
Charging handphones, refusing to untie the knot on the wire.. =.=
Sabrina
Dont slaughter me..!
I used Microsoft Office Picture Manager 2003 to edit one..
No $$$ to buy Photoshop...
Ya.. And the Girl Guides shirt..!Day 3 - 7th Dec
The 'scrumptious' breakfast..
Prepared by me and Hwee Li!
Potatoes and Aluminium
For every small potato, lots of Al2O3 are wasted.
Prepared by me and Hwee Li!
Potatoes and Aluminium
For every small potato, lots of Al2O3 are wasted.
'Baked Potatoes'
It didnt manage to get out of the kitchen due to the selection rounds..
Food!
An artistic view frm the side!
NOTE: More photos on treetopwalk will come another day...
Meanwhile..
PREDICTIONS OF THE ANNUAL 100-EPISODE BLOCKBUSTER SERIES "RANDOM HEROES"
1. Yun Long will eventually die aft eating the cookies...
2. SS Master will die too (due to some funny reasons)!
Will they be revived?
What will be Lao Nerd's next move..?
Will more ppl munch on Barbar's cookies?
How is Dr. Tall (the only survivor) going to save the day (and the year)?
STAY TUNED TO 4L BLOG TO FIND OUT!
DISCLAIMER
The Istana Production Team and the Random Heroes Production Team are in no way affliated to each other and hence the predictions here are nothing but only, predictions. Every effort has been made to safeguard both party's rights. Any similarities or differences as well as complaints, demands, requests and other negative responses by anyone, anybody, any organisation or whatsoever are ignored accordingly by the author of the post. Thanks for reading these tiny little words. Goodbye and have a good night's sleep.
Labels: Dr. Wong
