Friday, November 14, 2008
Heroes Episode 4.5 (9:51 AM)
Dear viewers, today's Heroes Episode will be a bit specialIt will not be a continuation of the story...
No...
This episode will be a BACK STORY about a character...
the character is Pon
James Pon
This will be the story about how he got the 007 status...
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Heroes Episode 4.5 will begin...
James and the Oyster
3 years ago
Dr Noob: James.... today is the day you have been waiting for...
James Pon: YOU MEAN YOU FINALLY ARE GOING TO MOVE UP THE LADDER AND NOT BE THE DOUBLE ZERO ORGANIZATION'S PRINCIPAL AND THE NO LAN LADY IS TAKING OVER??
Dr Noob: No lah.... Today is the day u get ur final mission.... and if u pass this final mission... You will get the license to pon...
James Pon: License to PON?? oh my god... i've been waiting for this day
Dr Noob: All you have to do is to steal the Oyster from the evil Jasper!
James Pon: What???
Dr Noob: I'm sure you have heard of the story of the MONTH Oysters...
James Pon: Yes, it was so powerful that it killed half of the population! But they were all destroyed...
Dr Noob: Except for one.... The June Oyster...
James Pon: You mean the one that will grant the user amazing vocals?
Dr Noob: yes......
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Jasper: Veektor! Have you finished the preparations?
Veektor: Yes Master Jasper
Jasper: *meow*
Veektor: ??? WTF??
Jasper: I have purred... Now is it ready?
Veektor: No i didn't mean just purr... I was calling your name.... JASPER!
Jasper: *meow*
Veektor: ...........
Jasper: Have you prepared for the activation of the June Oyster?
Veektor: YES YOU IDIOT!!
Jasper: Who the hell is DIOT? WHY MUST I EAT HIM/HER?
Veektor: ............ the preparations are done.....
Jasper: hmmm good.... muahahahaha!!!
Mysteriously Sexy Voice: Now wait a second....
Jasper: Who's that?
Mysteriously Sexy Voice: My name is Pon, James Pon...
Jasper: oh are u covalent and ionic bond's brother?
James Pon: NOT THAT BOND YOU IDIOT!!!
Jasper: WHO THE HELL IS DIOT WHY IS EVERYONE ASKING ME TO EAT HIM/HER!
James and Veektor: .........
James Pon takes out his trusty weapon... His Calculator!
Jasper: NOOOO VEEKTOR STOP HIM!!
James types out dy/dx(Veektor) =
ZERO!!!! (When Veektor is a constant)
Veektor disappears into nothing.
James Pon: Now, give me the June Oyster...
Jasper: HERE you can have it....
Jasper hands james the june oyster
James Pon: So much power...
Jasper: Yes.... You know you want it.... Eat it.... It tastes like BLeaH but it'd make you a super singer... Eat it... Eat the June Hao(蚝)...
James Pon(in a mesmerized state): Yes master Jasper....
Jasper: *meow*
James Pon: I will eat it... Right after i divide you!!
Jasper/2=JAS+PER
Jasper: ARGHHH!!! I"M SPLIT INTO HALF....
*thud* *thud*
James Pon: You must be kidding... I'm not that crazy to eat the June Oyster... He's my friend!
June Oyster: 不是英雄!!!! 不读三国!!!! 若是英雄!!!! 怎么能不懂寂寞!!!!
Dr Noob suddenly calls James
Dr Noob: Good job James, I know you have recovered the Oyster... I can even hear it singing from our hq.... Now... I'm proud to announce you have the licence to PON... Now report back to hq for a debriefing...
Mysteriously Sexy Voice: Sorry Dr Noob, but my name is Pon...
James Pon...
And I'm gonna pon that debriefing...
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Monday, November 10, 2008
Heroes Episode 4 (9:22 PM)
Previously on heroes....Wu Zun: 3 Heroes down, now 3 more to go... before we get the magical shoelace...
Tsze Deng: huh? what? sorry i was stoning x(
Mrs Lee: Tsze Deng PAY ATTENTION WHY ARE YOU TALKING IN CLASS!!
Tsze Deng: what? but i wasn't talking...
Mrs Lee: Go Stand OUTSIDE!!
Tsze Deng: yes mdm... *emo emo*
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Heroes Episode 4, will begin.
The Election
Honey: Hey... What is that floating in the river?
Noe: No idea...
Honey: What?? It doesn't look like a deer at all! and how do you know it has no eyes??
Noe: ....................
Honey: Let's grab it! It could be money or sth!
Noe: ....................
Honey drives the boat towards the black plastic bags. He tries to carry it into the boat... NOE HELP ME...
With much difficulty they hoisted the two plastic bags into the boat...
They open the bags.
Honey: Oh My TIAN! It's the president!
Noe: He's...... alive!
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President Wong opens his eyes and sees a white ceiling... Am i in heaven? he thinks to himself... I died...
Jassie Chew: No you didn't... I made Tsze Deng think that u died... and he threw you and yuelong into the river without checking...
Yuelong: Stop rubbing it in... To think i was almost killed by my closest dog companion.... and i was saved by .... you....
Jassie Chew: x)
President Wong: OH MY TIAN!!! HI-CHEW!!!!!!!
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Jassie Chew: Hi President Wong!
President Wong: I thought you went to taiwan to find your prince luo han yu?
Jassie Chew: haha... you know absence makes the heart grow fonder x)
Yuelong: Let me break this conversation by saying a random joke:
A student from china opened a door, then he walked in through the door. How come he ended up in Narnia?
Coz when he entered he said" hey... 这里是哪里呀？
LOL
Jassie Chew: Walao YUELONGG!!!!!!
President Wong: NOT FUNNY *Punches the air and makes a act bushhh sound*
Jassie Chew: Now let's find Mr L before tsze deng and Wu Zun does..
Yuelong: No.... we have to save another person first.... It's all making sense now.. A fat dude told me in my dream" Save the cheerleader, save the world..." I thought he meant i had to save President Wong... But now i know who he meant... The water-shooting cheerleader June Liang, coz only she can defeat the dog td... because td can't swim.... even though dogs can swim... but he can't... what a noob...
President Wong: But what about my election?
Yuelong and Jassie: OH YEAH HOR WE FORGOT LOL!
to be continued
Thursday, November 06, 2008
Episode 2_3 (9:56 PM)
Episode 2+3...
Previously on heroes,
President Wong: yay!!! i'm so happy
*bang*
Yuelong: You...............
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Heroes Episode 2:
The Mysterious Stranger
Yuelong: You... it can't be... I killed you...
Mysterious stranger: Yes, now i will kill you too.
Yuelong: You forgot, i'm impervious to bullets... and i know what is your weakness...
Mysterious Stranger: Try to kill me, and your favourite dog will be dead...
Yuelong: Tsze Deng... What have you done to him?
Mysterious Stranger: I am him...!!!
The stranger reveals his identity...
Yuelong: Tsze Deng, but why??? Why are you dressed up as the evil barbar? and why did u shoot the president?
Tsze Deng takes a picture of hebe and burns it
yuelong: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*thud*
Tsze Deng smiles and presses a number on his WALLET PHONE(BECAUSE HE DOESN"T HAVE A REAL HANDPHONE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
Tsze Deng: It's done.
Mysterious Voice: good.... now find the next hero... the amazingly shuai wuzun
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Wu Zun: oh man... i can't believe all my products have been tainted with melamine...
even my favourite Aurial cookies
suddenly, like a crazy dog, td runs into the scene.
Tsze Deng: Mr Wu... I am here to kill you...
Wu ZuN: I have been waiting for u..... can't u recognize my voice, i am the KILLER... the one who has been giving u instructions!
Tsze Deng: wtf? lol
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Episode 3:
Quantum of Shoelace
Mr L, from the safety of his apartment, envisions all that has happened...
Mr L: OH MY GOODNESS... The villians are going to win... I have to do something... I have to send my favourite and my most powerful student... Get me the ONE
Perry Pebbles: Yes sir x) wheeee!
Mysteriously sexy voice can be heard...
Sexy Voice: Yes, Mr L?
Mr L: You have to fight the traitor wuzun and his dog
Sexy Voice: all right
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Tsze Deng: So what's next master?
Suddenly bullets rang high into the air...
Peter Pan runs in...
Peter: Master Wu, he's coming.... My pans weren't strong enough
Wu Zun: Who??
*thud*
Footsteps could be heard coming closer...
Sexy Voice: Hi everybody....
Tsze Deng: Who are you?
Sexy Voice: My name is Pon, James Pon... And today... I am going to shut u down Quantum!
.PNG)
Wu Zun: Pon, u should really have pon today and not come straight to our hq... muahaha... We have your ba bing... Your pretty friend... June
James Pon: Haha... i noe many june's, and none of them matter haha
Wu Zun: Really? Her surname is.... liang.... MUAHAHA
James stuns for a second...
James Pon: She'll understand...
James takes out a deck of poker card...
James Pon: Now, let's play bridge... the Loser, DIES!!
He throws the Ace of Spades at Wu Zun, but Wu Zun catches it...
Wu Zun: Your cards are no match against my... melamine! muahaha
Melamine tainted cookies and milk suddenly pours all over James Pon
James Pon: Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
*thud*
Wu Zun: 3 Heroes down, now 3 more to go... before we get the magical shoelace...
Tsze Deng: huh? what? sorry i was stoning x(
Mrs Lee: Tsze Deng PAY ATTENTION WHY ARE YOU TALKING IN CLASS!!
Tsze Deng: what? but i wasn't talking...
Mrs Lee: Go Stand OUTSIDE!!
Tsze Deng: yes mdm... *emo emo*
To be continued.
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
Finally (10:19 PM)
after 5 months... your long awaited hero has returnedyes.
the moment you have been waiting for...
yes
the return of the one
and only
LEE YUELONG
yes...
why has he decided to return??
because he
couldn't stand the sight
of the villian
leonardo low
who has been terrorizing the president of the free peoples
President Wong CIYI...
and in this coming election, leonardo's disciple, chenyu seems to have an unassailable 20point lead over the incumbent, President Wong...
If chenyu wins, the world will end...
Can Yuelong stop him in time?
Season 2: Heroes will begin..
Chen Yu: leonardo my master, the plan is going perfectly... The people are going to vote for me thanks to my heavy propoganda... i mugged thru 60 textbooks on how to rig the elections... muahahaha
leonardo: yes chenyu, u are my greatest disciple... U are the closest to a muggerdog that i can talk to. THe real muggerdogs are too busy mugging... and the only liberal muggerdog rejects that take breaks are from Veektorea JayCee, and you know what they are doing during this holidays... breeding to create more muggerdogs...
Chen Yu: Yes master....
-Scene changes to President's office
President Wong: How am i going to win this election? the half-breed muggerdog chenyu has spread so much crazy propaganda that i can't possibly win... I can't fail my people... i need help
-The door suddenly opens and Yuelong appears..-
Yuelong: And your help has arrived...
President Wong: But how? Impossible.... sabrina the suspicious one shot you.... you died....
Yuelong: It's a long story... But we don't have the time.. We have 3 hours to win this election!!!
President wong screams and joy and hugs yuelong
President Wong: THANK YOU....
Yuelong: You're welcome... now let's go...
suddenly, like a bolt out of the blue, a gunshot rang high into the air.
the deafening bang sounded like a giant being released from his cage into an empty cave, with his screams piercing the tranquility of the cave.
The silence was even more deafening..
President Wong: I've been shot....
-thud-
Yuelong: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
looks at the direction of where the bullet came from and sees a familiar figure..
Yuelong: you...................
TO BE CONTINUED
