Nestled among the lush greens & rustic beauty of Changi Village, aloha Changi is a haven for those who desire a break from the hectic urban drone of city life.
Sprouted along the peaceful lanes & tranquil stretch of changi beach, we have 39 colonial-styled bungalows & chalets, each standing with its own unique character & charm that come with age & time. Our accommodation comes with full kitchen facilities, a BBQ pit, dining- and living- rooms, and 3 to 6 bedrooms.
A definite must-experience for those who want to retreat into the quiet and be one with nature. As for the adventurous & energetic, Singapore’s outbacks of Pulau Ubin is just a bum boat ride away!
Chalet Amenities
At aloha Changi, each chalet is fully furnished with the following:
living room set with TV & games table
dining room
bedrooms – air-conditioned and furnished with beds, wardrobe, dresser, bedside table & wall fan
toilet & bathroom with shower heater
BBQ pit
fully equipped kitchen with the following inventory items

PED LEE's Verdict: This sounds pretty cool, we can chill in our chalets and play bridge/mahjong/hearts/dai dee till we die. HOWEVER this is in CHANGI VILLAGE... so the nights there might be interesting.........hee hee. but at least Jun hao will feel at home:D

Enjoy the vibrancy & relaxed atmosphere of a beach & garden resort at the edge of Pasir Ris Park! aloha Loyang boasts 38 chalets, with full kitchen facilities, a BBQ pit, dining and living rooms, and 2 to 4 bedrooms. Ideal for family gatherings as well as teambuilding retreats, company anniversary parties and poolside D&Ds, aloha Loyang also offers seminar rooms, a giant fun pool with jacuzzis, children’s playroom, arcade room, a multi-purpose court and our aloha café by the pool. Take a sip of our fresh fruit juices while getting yourself a good tan!
Chalet Amenities
At aloha Loyang, each chalet is fully furnished with the following:
living room set with TV & games table
dining room
bedrooms – air-conditioned and furnished with beds, wardrobe, dresser, bedside table & wall fan. The bedrooms in Pool/Sea View terraces and Garden/Sea View bungalows come with attached bathrooms.
toilet & bathroom with shower heater
BBQ pit
fully equipped kitchen with the following inventory items

well, here're some super random pix taken aft the photo-taking on wednesday
let's hope we get to see the photos real soon!
:D
hahahs.

all walking back t kls.








ohya,
some guys were trying t chg the batt of the clock
and tszedeng put it back
junliang said "be careful, ltr it'll drop"
tszedeng said it wn
and abt 10secs ltr, it dropped onto the floor and became lyk tad! ):

hehs, the bottom piece is broken! omg -.-

LOL

HELLO PEOPLE!!

sorry to people who wanted to but couldnt make it to class outing, and sorry for making it so last minute..
everyone was just busy and all.
next time next time next time it'll be BETTER okay.

till then, PEOPLE JIAYOU FOR PRELIMS AND 'O's!!
hahaha and NAPFA.
everything's gonna come and go so very soon.
4L wont be able to have lessons and everything together after a few months!

hope we'll motivate each other, whether it's academic-wise or class cleanliness-wise (LOL!) or anything else :D
BEST CLASS OKAY?

TAKE GOOD CARE AND ALL THE VERY BEST TO EVERYONE xD

that's all, folks!

alright, we had mini kls outing tdy (:
yup, pretty alright.

here're some photos if u wanto see or save or watever.
hahahs.







(:

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omg since when did i become the deputy prime minister? O.o

and i guess i've been missing out on a lot!!

okay how's the polling going huh? what's the result..? anyway just wanna say that the class outing wont be on the 20th, 22nd or 23rd. cause ncc, scouts and gb have pop! yup left with monday, tuesday, thursday.

those people who have band, co etc. practices on whichever days quickly tell us too.

besides cycling and movie (which i would vote out), maybe some people would like to go bowling..? cindy peh. hahaha. or go swimming LOL. okay nono no swimming. anyone has anything in mind just sayy!

go mdm hidayah's house..? p.s. she's been wanting to have a meal with us!

i'll ask ciyi about the polling. then we'll set the day first. if it aint on monday then we still can discuss abit about what we'll do, yeah?

ohh and the class board thing how huh. i think ours got one blank. hahaha JASMINE IF YOU SEE THIS PLEASE BRING THE BOARD NEXT WEEK! (so that the class can vote.)

that's all, folks!

-Jie Si

there was once a famous zoo with a famous white gorilla. people flocked from all over to see it.
one day a man went to the town where the zoo was, and he visited the bar as it was night liao. he tells the bartender he came to see the white gorilla. the bartender says "ok but remember 1 thing. he is very friendly, but you must NOT touch him or else..."

the next day the man went to the zoo and saw the gorilla. he was very happy and took a lot of photos, spoke to it, etcetc. then he touched the gorrilla by accident.

the white gorilla let out a great roar and the man ran for his life. the white gorilla chased him all the way from the zoo back to his hotel. the man rushed into his hotel room and locked the door and hid under the bed. the white gorilla came and slammed down the door and started going crazy because he couldn't find the man. so he started tearing the wallpaper, smashing the cabinet, throws the lamp out of the window rips the curtain apart, rips the bedsheet off, dismantles the tables, etcetcetcetc...
then he threw the mattress out of the window and he sees the man cowering under the bed. the white gorilla says:

"you touched me! why did you touch me! didn't everyone tell you not to touch me? now i am very angry! now i will.....
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*poke*

Singapore Government Press Release
Media Relations Division, Ministry of Information, Communications and the Arts,
MITA Building, 140 Hill Street, 2nd Storey, Singapore 172269
Tel: 6321-Censored-

TRANSCRIPT OF PROPAGANDA EDUCATION DEFENCE MINISTER LEE YUELONG’S ENGLISH SPEECH ON TUESDAY, 12 JUNE 2007 AT ELIAS TERRACE


Friends and fellow Singaporeans, it has come to my attention that there is a Class Outing planned. This is one of the best news i have heard in quite a while regarding the team spirit of my beloved class, 4L. Today my main focus would be to persuade all of you to go to the class outing and to discuss the probable destinations.

Firstly, Mr Rajaratnam said once, “being Singaporean is not a matter of ancestry but of conviction and choice”. I understand that this quote has totally no link. However i felt that adding in this quote would make this speech a greater and more powerful one.

PLEASE GO TO THE CLASS OUTING!!!!! MAYBE IT WILL BE LAST OFFICIAL OUTING BEFORE THE O LEVELS!!

PROBABLE DESTINATIONS

GO ECP TO CYCLE!!



LOL NEVER CELEBRATE TOO EARLY NOOBS

GO WATCH A MOVIE-SUPER BORING CHOICE... BUT SOME NICE MOVIES "OCEANS 13,Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer, MAN IN WHITE(SUCKS ANYWAY)

ANYWAY I"M OUT OF OPTIONS

NOTE THIS YOUTUBE VIDEO WILL ONLY MAKE SENSE TO THOSE WHO PLAY FINAL FANTASY!!

I REPEAT NOTE THIS YOUTUBE VIDEO WILL ONLY MAKE SENSE TO THOSE WHO PLAY FINAL FANTASY!!


MORE SPECIFICALLY FINAL FANTASY VIII.... WITH RINOA ETC...




This is one of the most exciting and hopeful times in the history of Asia and in fact in the history of Singapore. Many opportunities are opening up. But the demands would be very different and greater than what we have faced before. We can make these challenges and succeed, provided we have the courage and spirit, make the change, adapt, sacrifice, fight together and win. Make this a land of opportunity and give our children a bright future in a rapidly changing world. Thank you very much.

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IMPORTANT! PLEASE READ!

It was recently debated in the last parliament that there should be a class outing.

The bill submitted by our Deputy Prime Minister, Jie Si, was approved in the Parliament shortly it was brought up.

The Second Reading of the Bill is as follows:

Class outing is on 4th week cause some people have camp on 3rd, and most people prefer 4th. Then ask them if they want a day without lessons or what, and see who got suggestions on what to do.
[Quoted from Jie Si's SMS]

As the DPM is currently in Malaysia for a Religious Forum (or simply, Church Camp), the President was requested to help report on the bill.

A referendum will be conducted. Get your voting slips from below the tagboard.

Debate in the tagboard and give some suggestions before the 3rd Reading is conducted. The people from the Presidential Council for Minority Rights, eg, PED Lee, should also study the bill.

Please vote and give your suggestions ASAP. Referedum ends Saturday, 16 June.

*** 70th Post on Blog!
*** 10th Post from Dr Wong!
*** LOOK OUT FOR THE NEXT POST! SHOCKING NEWS!

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From,
Dearest President of the 3llion people,
Ci Yi (a.k.a. Dr Wong)

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I also can post in the future Dr wongx)... this shall be my nextweek's post in advance...



Why do trees get struck by lightning??









because they "sway"







Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?






Because it was two tired (tyred)!!






Q: Elephant skin, lion skin and tiger skin, which one has the worst quality?




A: Elephant skin, cos "xiang4 pi2 cha1".







AND THE ULTIMATE WAN
Q: Da4 Niu2 wants to marry a china lady. The lady asked him to write out his bad points. He wrote, “Da4 Niu2 Bi3 Jiao4 Lan3”. (I'm Quite Lazy) Why did the lady ran off upon seeing it?











A: cos china ppl read from right to left, so the lady read "Lan3 Jiao4 Bi3 Niu2 Da4".






LOL


STAY TUNED FOR MORE>.....<


maybe 2 weeks lateeer:D

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(A) Editor's Notes

Good morning girls and boys.
After meeting up with the various presidents around the world (DOS Meeting), I am finally free. I am greatly sorry for the all the unhappiness caused without 'Laugh Out Loud'.

You asked for it... here comes...



(B) A DOG NAMED SEX

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot", or even 'Spice' (in Yihan's case). I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.

When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex.
He said, "I would like to have one too!"
Then I said, "But she is a dog!"
He said he didn't care what she looked like.
I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old."
He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy."

When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding.
He told me to wait until after the wedding was over.
I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex."
He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church.
I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding.
The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace.
My family was barred from the church from then on.

When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me.
When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex.
He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex.
I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night."
The clerk said, "Me too!"

One day I entered Sex in a contest.
But before the competition began, the dog ran away.
Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around.
I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest.
He said that I should have sold my own tickets.
"You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV."
He called me a show off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog.
I said, "Your Honour, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married."
The Judge said, "Same here!"

Last night Sex ran off again.
I spent hours looking all over for her.
A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning.
I said, "I'm looking for Sex."

My case comes up next Thursday.
Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw.

Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?"
I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I can't live any longer being so lonely."
And the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so go get yourself a dog."






(C) SHORT-ANSWER JOKES

1. How do you kill a blue elephant?
   
   ANS: With a blue elephant gun.
   
   


2. How do you kill a pink elephant?
   
   ANS: Hold its nose until it turns blue, and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
   
   


3. How do you kill a white elephant?
   
   ANS: Tickle it pink, hold its nose until it turns blue, and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
   
   


4. Why can't penguins fly?
   
   ANS: Because they can't afford an air ticket!
   
   
5. How do Humans laugh? >> Ha Ha Ha
   How do Fish laugh? >> Hurhurhur (fish in Hokkien)
   How to Prawns laugh? >> Hehhehheh (prawn in Hokkien)

(D) ANSWER TO LAST ISSUE'S QUESTION

• 一只黑鸡 + 一只白鸡。猜三个字。
  (Damn difficult... Pre-requisite: PSLE)
  


• ANSWER
  "两只鸡" Lol.
  
  

(E) BONUS QUESTION

• Which bird can carry the heaviest weight?
  


• ANSWER...
  To be revealed in next term's issue!
  
  
  

(F) PICK OF THE WEEK

... An old joke...

This quiz consists of four questions that tells you whether or not you are qualified to be a professional. SCROLL DOWN FOR THE ANSWERS.

There is no need to cheat. The questions are not that difficult. You just need to think like a professional.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
   
   
   ANSWER
   Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
   This question tests whether or not you are doing simple things in a complicated way.
   


2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
   
   
   Incorrect answer
   Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the door.
   
   ANSWER
   Open the refrigerator, take out of the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
   This question tests your foresight.
   


3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
   
   
   ANSWER
   The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator!
   This tests if you are capable of comprehensive thinking.
   
   
   OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to test your qualifications to be a professional.
   


4. There is a river that is known to have many crocodiles in it. How do you cross it?
   
   
   ANSWER
   Simply swim across it. All the crocodiles are attending the animal meeting!
   That completes the test! This question tests your reasoning ability.

So... If you answered four out of four questions correctly, you're a true professional. Wealth awaits you.
If you answered three out of four, you have some catching up to do but there's hope for you.
If you answered two out of four, consider a career as a hamburger flipper in a fast food joint.
If you answered one out of four, try selling your organs. It's the only way you will ever make any money.
If you answered none correctly, consider a career that does not require any higher mental functions at all, such as management, politics (like Dr Wong), law or medicine.

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600 Upper Changi Road
Singapore 487012
http://www.istana.gov.sg
drwong@istana.gov.sg

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i didn't know Jing Wu Men was an english song from 2002


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AND A COOL TEST>...... DUN CHEAT!!!!


Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....


Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)





First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?








Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
(scroll down)








Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?






Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?


Scroll down for answer.....








Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
....Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?






Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?






He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!

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#01 adeline SUOPERHOT HOTTIE
#02 jiesi BABELICIOUS HOTTIE
#03 shimin HOTTIE
#04 jasmine chong HOTTIE
#05 cindy HOTTIE
#06 mengjit HOTTIE
#07 peishan HOTTIE
#08 meiling HOTTIE
#09 jasmine lee HOTTIE
#10 jazz HOTTIE
#11 sabrina SUSPICIOUS OBJECT
#12 kehui HOTTIE
#13 aurial OREO, BANNED CAUSE OF MELAMINE
#14 stephanie HOTTIE
#15 yirong HOTTIE
#16 minyu HOTTIE
#17 jingting HOTTIE
#18 weneng HOTTIE
#19 stella HOTTIE
#20 viviana HOTTIE.. wait NOEL DON'T HIT ME I JUST CALLED HER A HOTTIE I DON"T LIKE HER... AS IN I DON'T LIKE LIKE HER U GET IT?? OMG
#21 hweeli HOTTIE
#22 guodong HOTTIE WHO SELLS US NON-MELAMINE TAINTED PRODUCTS
#23 victor Veektor! may make a special appearance in heroes as the guy who is invisible... Have u seen the movie about the invisible dude? yep, we can't see it yet...
#24 junhao assjabber! he sticks needles in my ass x( haha understand ppl?
#25 chenyu noobish half-breed muggerdog
#26 perry perry perry! *annoying music* perry perry!! (tune to tune of honey by cyndi wang) pebbles
#27 jasper has the most assjabs x)
#28 randy wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee randy mandy sandy candy wandy jandy gandy handy
#29 yuelong HERO
#30 leonard MOST EVIL VILLIAN BOO LEONARD SUCKS
#31 james hi, my name is pon, james pon all lessons except mr chen's lessons
#32 noel *hiding from him*
#33 peter red tomato... why are u so red? u like someone izit x)
#34 yihan hannie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#35 junliang BRIDGE!!!! I WAN2 PLaY
#36 ciyi President
#37 tszedeng Pedigree Advertisement Main Actor: as LEAD DOG

2006:
Monitor - James
Monitress - Jie Si
Secretary - Randy
Welfare - Aurial, Jing Ting
Functions - Meng Jit, Viviana
Cleanliness - Adeline, Perry
Treasurer - Yuelong, Mei Ling

2007:
Monitor - Yihan
Monitress - Jie Si
Secretary - Perry
Welfare - Jun Hao, Jasper
Functions - Yirong, Mei Ling
Cleanliness - Adeline, James
Treasurer - Jasmine Chong, Jasmine Lee

2006:
IT - Jun Hao, Ci Yi
English - Guo Dong
HCL - Min Yu
Emaths - Jasper
Amaths - Peter
Chemistry - Meng Jit
Biology - Mei Ling
Physics - Stephanie
Social Studies - Tsze Deng
PE - Noel

2007:
IT - Jun Hao, Ci Yi
English - Guo Dong
HCL - Min Yu
E/Amaths - Chen Yu
Chemistry - Meng Jit
Biology - Mei Ling
Physics - Jun Liang
Social Studies - Tsze Deng
E. History - Yuelong

2006:
Form - Mdm Hidayah
English - Ms Huda, Mrs Yeo
HCL - Huang Lao Shi
CL - Ye Lao Shi
E/Amaths - Mr Chen
Chemistry - Mrs Lam
Biology - Mrs Lee
Physics - Mdm Hidayah
Social Studies - Mr Ong
E. Geography - Mr Tan
E. History - Mr Yeow

2007:
Form - Mr Chen
English - Mrs Chew
HCL - Huang Lao Shi
CL - Ye Lao Shi
E/Amaths - Mr Chen
Chemistry - Mrs Lam
Biology - Mrs Lee
Physics - Mr Lee
Social Studies - Ms Zarinah
E. Geography - Mdm Tham
E. History - Ms Zarinah
SEL - Wang Lao Shi, Mr Chen

2006:
CNY display board - 3rd place
bonding camp - Best Class Award (group C)
Racial Harmony Day Stall - Most Money Collected
EOY post exam games - 1st in Soccer

2007:
Who wants to be a Global Citizen Game - 1st position
Library Poster Comp. - 1st and 2nd placing
Sec 4 Cheering &Face-Painting Competition (National Day) - 2nd! :D
Best Improvement Award ^^

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