Just watch the VIDEO








My pick for Video of the Year at next year's Video Music Awards and MTV awards

牛郎 =)

曾英俊 (issit?)
(forget abt the 鱼生 beside.. it's not even CNY yet)

Ya.. for those potatoes, it's elvin ng.
And i thought tt actors and actresses all nvr go JC one.. or else already CEO liao..
Haiz..
He's not the only one in mediacorp...!

The bottomline is:
Unless you will be someone big like the above-mentioned ppl, better not enter NJ.. or else come out very lao kui one leh!

Example:
A: Hey.. What JC were u frm?
B: NJ..
A: NYJC huh.
B: No. NJC.
A: Nanyang rite..?
B: NATIONAL...
A: Ooo.. the electronics brand..
B: NO. NATIONAL JUNIOR COLLEGE.
A: Dun bluff la.. You not CEO of Singtel/Starhub/M1, and not a minister somemore.
B: I'm frm Mediacorp.
A: Didnt see u in front of the camera before leh.
B: That's because I'm operating the camera.

OK. Person A is probably a person (represents the majority) who never watch the credits at the end of the show one.. Only listen to the music.

Conclusion: NATIONAL.. NONO!








So.. the answer is the next best skl, VJC?
Take a look at this:


Full version: http://img132.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fulldaysmallmb0.jpg

*Full day means to have one whole day off (i think).

Aiyoh.. With so many achievements, the principal so stingy one..
See AHS.. Just some minor little achievements** get HALF day off.
Wapiang.

** Nono.. Not saying performing arts no good. VERY GOOD. But compared to VJ's achievement, it's a little bit 逊色 (sorry. dunno how to use this word in eng. MRS CHEW~~!)

Another note. If you are a boy, forget VJ.
They only groom wonder women.
Maybe because the majority of the boys are frm VS ba (oops!)


Radio, Broadcast and Filmmakers-
Joe Augustin (Radio guy), Ho Yeow Sun (Singer), Diana Ser (Ex CNA Broadcaster), Kelvin Tong (Filmmaker- The Maid!, Men In White)

'Ms Singapore Universe's and Singing Competitions-
Cheryl Marie Cordeiro (Winner, 1999), Nuraliza Osman (Winner, 200X), Jessica Tan: (Winner, 2007), Joanne Peh (Didnt win, but Miss Elegant and Miss Personality, 2002)

Singing Competitions-
Jasmine Tye (2nd runner up, Singapore Idol 2006)

Still got...
Fresh from the microwave oven...!

Keely Wee (Female champion, Campus SuperStar 2007)
[In short, KeeWee/Kiwi. Lol. =)]

Actresses (no actors, sorry)-

Felicia Chin
(Star Search 2003 Winner)
[and yea.. i never knew she got a chin]

Michelle Chong (Not Michelle CHIA.See pic below. )

Plays 'Maggi' in 宝贝父女兵
(No! Not 'Maggi & Me')


Just in case you cant recognise her..

Adrianna Wow (in the News 5 Tonight noose)
WOW.. How i like her hair..!
There's an occasion when she just pull out a tissue paper frm there! O.O
More abt adrain____:
http://ch5.mediacorptv.com/thenoose/bio_adrianna.htm

And it's an ongoing 'NEWS' prog, every sun 10pm, on ch5!!!

Going on..

Joanne Peh: (Actress, didnt win MSU'02)
[Joanne is her name, Peh is her surname, NOT surname=lim; name=peh)

Yes.. it's the outdated chinese drama again.

Of course, there's still the Sakae Sushi big boss and someone named Adam Khoo, who claims to be an entrepreneur-cum-best selling book author.
Ya.. a some ulu-ulu person known as MAH LI LIAN, a squash SEA gold medallist and Sportswoman of the yr in 1987, 1989, 1991 (gosh.. i was only born when she got her last achievement)

And if u are an alumni, u will be in an association known as:

OVA

Yes.

So next time when u take ur bio paper and the question asks:
What's in ova?

You should reply:
A gangster girl (Joanne), a curly-hair newscaster (Michelle) and some Chin (or cheek) cells.

What if they want more?
With some sushi bits all over with kiwi and a sun as well as a santa-claus (SUN+ HOHOHO).

Bio is so easy in VJ.

In a nutshell, VJ is a no-no to:
- Boys who are unwilling to write books and open a sushi shop.
- Those girls who are not willing to go singsong for life, report news or act in crazy drama serials. (Which is like, the majority?)







Soo.. Temasek for 1st choice..?
Look at their alumni:

• Cyril Wong
  A singaporean poet.
  DO YOU TAKE E. LIT?
  
• Evelyn Tan
  An ex-mediacorp actress who last appeared in 福满人间 (showing now on weekends!)
  Then she jumped over to Mediaworks (SPH) while having a baby embryo in her stomach.
  What she do..? "欢迎收看优频道七点新闻！"
  After merging, go back mediacorp.
  What she do RECENTLY? The vitagen show showing at 10.30pm (now finish liao).
  
• Fatimah Lateef (Member of Parliament, Marine Parade GRC)
• Inderjit Singh (Member of Parliament, Ang Mo Kio GRC)
• Lim Biow Chuan (Member of Parliament, Marine Parade GRC)
  
  Eeee.. Unfair.. 2 TJ ppl guarding marine parade with our exPM.
  And i thought marine parade belongs to VJ politicians one..?
  
• Lyu Shi Lin (News Anchor, Channel 8)
  吕诗琳! the one who got promoted aft being yrs of reporter!

Anymore, you ask me..?

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...
...
...
...
...
...

NO MORE!

But what makes it attractive..?

• SBS BUS
  For aspiring bus drivers (the ppl who went TJ open hse shuld noe..)
  It says:

  Students' Lounge
  For students to relax after school with music or board games such as Chess and Go. It is a double decker bus, courtesy of SBS Transit.
  

  
  Hmm.. Definitely a plus point..
  
  
  
  

• Sports Complex
  With a sports complex located far away frm the academic blocks, it's actually considered a sport if you are walking frm the blocks to the complex.
  The Sports Complex boasts:

  Sports Complex
  Four Indoor squash courts
  Four Tennis courts
  Three Basketball courts
  Two Netball courts
  Two Volleyball courts
  Three Long jump pits
  

  Not to forget an air-conditioned gymnasium, dance studio, air rifle range and a stadium gallery. The gallery overlooks a multi-purpose sports field and a standard 400 metres running track.
  

• BBQ PITS!!!
  No need to book those ex BBQ pits at Pasir Ris.
  The budget pits are here!
  It's really more advisable to throw $$$ to the skl rather than throwing it into the Pasir Ris sea.
  
  No more going-to-jun-hao's-hse-for-FREE-bbqs.
  Just ask him to bring the $$$ down and enjoy the same free bbq session, only without the sea for us to throw our rubbish into.
  
  It says:

  BBQ Pits
  Students are welcome to use the 3 barbecue pits near the sports complex for social gatherings. The pits are available on a first-come-first-serve basis.

• Student Welfare Facilities
  TJC also boasts of a state-of-the-art, fully air conditioned First Aid and Sick Bay (The First Aid Unit is run by students and provides ancillary services at College functions and in the sick bay.); lockers (Small private lockers available to students for a small fee.); as well as Notice Boards and the Public Address system (The notice boards beside the General Office are used to convey information intended for the entire the student body. Announcements made over the public address system during morning assemblies will be minimal and confined to urgent and vital matters only.The Higher Education notice board is located outside the General Office.)
  
  These are facilities you will NEVER find in other skls.
  (Unless if the other skls decide not to boast on such things.. )
  


• Dining
  Say NO to canteens.
  It's the TJ's very own CAFETERIA!
  Yes. CAFETERIA.
  

  Cafeteria
  There are nine stalls in the cafeteria offering a wide and affordable variety of
  food, including pasta, Malay food, and Chinese rice and noodle dishes. Halal
  food for Muslim students is available at two stalls. Snacks, drinks and
  fruits are also available.
  The stalls are: Tropicana Haven, Temasnack, Wild Wild West, Noodle Parade, Oriental Delight, Chicky Gourmet, The Wok, Kampung Delight, and Aunty's Corner
  Additionally, the hawker centre and 7-11 located opposite to TJC are frequented by students during lunch time. Apart from providing more variety and convenience for students, they serve to cater to students at late hours -when the stalls in the cafeteria are closed.
  Waffle/bread from the nearby bakeries are also a popular choice among TJCians.

  Of course, expect higher prices of food with the addition of 2 more letters to the word 'CANTEEN' to become 'CAFETERIA'.
  
  
  Of course, there is competition within the CAFETERIA to 提供大众化的选择，低廉的价格，以及优质的服务.
  Students love it, stallholders hate it; its the:
  
  VENDING MACHINES
  
  

  Vending Machines
  Vending machines situated in the cafeteria make packet/canned drinks available to students at all time of the day.(Vending machines selling snacks are not allowed due to MOE's restrictions.)
  

  
  Ohh.. It's only competition to the drinks stall, i see.
  A practical place to have practical for the subject 'Economics'.

And here's my personal favourite:

• LIBRARY!
  

  Library
  The modern and spacious library houses books (fiction and reference),
  multimedia, magazines and newspapers. A specific area in the library is also
  set apart for selling Subway sandwiches (Subs) and cookies, as well as Nestlé mashed potatoes, iced lemonade and peach tea. Students can do work and read materials from the library in this area set for consuming food.
  

  
  No, I dun give a damn about the 'food allowed in library' strategy.
  It's the service of the librarians which make u feel sooo 宾至如归!
  Because of this, TJCians are found to be sleeping in the library, just like when they are at home, even though there was a "NO SLEEPING" sign.
  
  This was what happened during the open house:
  Some of us were walking into the library to explore the prospects of joining LIBRARY CLUB as a CCA in TJC. The moment we enter:
  "Hello. Welcome to the library."
  It was a guy seating behind an empty table just situated in front of the library entrance.
  We later discovered tt there was no books, no homework, no entertainment with him there. He was obviously putting alot of time and effort into his job. "Current chairman of library club", i guessed.
  And before we walked out:
  "Thank you. Please visit the library again."
  Imagine you were there.
  ...
  ...
  The paid NLB ppl wouldnt even bother to say hi to u when u enter their libraries la..
  
  
• Photocopy Shop
  

  Photocopy Shop
  The photocopying shop, otherwise known as the Zap It, is located in a canteen.
  Lecture notes, tutorials and past-year exam papers from GCE as well as other
  top-five JCs can be purchased from this shop, for paranoid students. The shop
  also provides photocopy service to students.
  Besides the shop, students can also photocopy in the library.

  Hope it's not like our dear 'Pioneer Bookshop' (or smthing liddat) in our ex school (AHS).
  

So this is a review of the top 5 JCs based on the PSLE Prelims entry score.
Looking at the time now (9.56pm), the PAE should already have closed its doors..

OK. Nevermind. Just a guide for those intending to go into JC aft O Levels results released.
Look out for the bottommost-JC review (tentative).
I'll leave the Poly-review to Yue Long =D

Good lucks for ur 'O's and wish u all the best on going to ur preferred JCs for the first 20 days..?
(Quite redundant, isn't it?)


Note: This is the most unorganised post i ever posted.. Yuck...!

Labels: Dr. Wong

HEY PEOPLE!!! actually i didn't wan2 update but when aurial wrote ENTERTAINNNNNNN MEEEEEEE how can i refuse??? Our Prom Queen LEH!!!!!


LOLOL





actually i have nth to blog.... ran out of funny things (OMG!!!!)



so just let me randomize some nonsense that may not be FUNNY...




And from surfing the web i came across these fun toys that we should buy for noel on his 16th birthday on 25th DECEMBER CHRISTMAS DAY






Pee and POO.. the new SOFT TOYS of the century


Heard of JACK in a BOX?(YES ITS JACK NOT JAYS VICTOR)... wait u all dun really understand WaT i''m saying?? oh coz when victor chan
plays bridge... he calls this following card JAYS of DIAMOND...JAYS as in Js....

ITS JACK OF DIAMONDS...



Teddy Bear GUN

I have nothing to say


WTF... Japan is cool they gave us anime... Japanese SOB dramas and poop toys....














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CUTIEPIE!!!!!!!!!!!


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BE SURE TO CATCH IT ON YOUTUBE!!!


hebe hebe bebe bebe hehe hehe beee~~~







IF NOT YOU'LL GET CHAINED UP LIKE HER... MUAWHAHAHAHA








(DUN WORRY PEOPLE THE PICTURE ABOVE IS JUST FOR A DRAMA SHOW... How can my lovely hebe get chained up in real life? :D )



--END OF ADVERTORIAL--









lol

anyway sth random... DID U KNOW THAT W is pronounced DOUBLE U BECAUSE IT HAS DOUBLE Us!!!!!!!!! (hmm i said it b4 rite.... but just in case ya all forgot about it)

I can imagine Dr Wong's JAW



from

o-o
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to


0-0
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[][][]
___ AFTER HE GASPED in astonishment from the revelation that W is pronounced DOUBLE U because it has double Us......









LOL random enough or not???


and something special for CHAI GUO DONG next!!!



DONG DONG's FAVOURITE Mediacorp Artiste FELICIA CHIN



cute enough or not Guodong??



or do you want a different style ?









taken from her blog http://www.feliciasrainbow.blogspot.com/




Don't worry there's something for everybody!!!
Who's next??

hmm ok Jun hao!!!

Your favourite NEXT





Cute JJ!!












and one for JIESI
MILUBING!!!






and one for u AURIAL!!!

OMG!! ITS MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE *SCREAMS IN DELIGHT*














and lemme feature Tsze Deng's sister YANG CHEN LING






CUTE!



lol and Don't worry Tsze DENG I STILL REMEMBER U TOLD ME U LIKE DREW BARRYMORE















But i'm not gonna put her picture here.... SAD!



Funny PICTURES NEXT



aww~~~ POOR DUCKLINGS...











LOL leonard IS THE GUY YOU???






LOL






This Long Post is ABSOLUTELY FREE OF CHARGE... i decided to post because i feel guilty about telling ya all to tell me when ya all will be free for class outing but i didn't organize(actually i cannot go so ...) SO SORRY GUYS!!!


and a few more cartoons i feel are really funny coming up next
courtesy of http://stickgal.blogspot.com/ Click to VISIT!!! LOL its funny!!!

LOL Thats all folks~~~

Are u entertained Aurial?

BYE!

Labels: Dr. Wong

hahaha.
just a random video update ^^

i guess all of u are tired frm maths?
mebe u cld try applying this at A lvl (the advanced exam) lol

(original)

hahaha.
just super random.

anw, anyone interested in cls outing this friday after PAE briefing? :X

Labels: Sabrina;D

HOW CAN THE NO 100th POST NOT BE FROM ME!!!! LOL!!! LONG TIME NO SEE GUYS!!!

Just a small post..........

I'm sure you all are feeling very sian now because ya all haf2 read thru all 3 science textbooks (total around 1200pages) for the paper 1s(maybe some of u all dun i duno) and haf2 do around 600 mcq questions (10 every chapter 3 books = 60 chapters) lol i'm sure after reading this paragraph u all are feeling even SIANer~~!!! So let me entertain u wif some nonsensical things i've found in the textbooks


First SS textbook(aren't u glad We DUN HAF TO STUDY IT EVER AGAIN!!!!)





rEAD THE PARAGRAPH IN THE PIC! SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT?? look closer( hint: MRS CHEW)















LOL nice SS Textbook writers/....







finally PHYSICS!!!







anything wrong??? (hint MRs CHEW again)
























LOL



STUDY HARD PEOPLE!!!





WE ALL HAF THE POTENIAL!!



oops i meant POTENTIAL LOL







Something random
if u rearrange VIN DIESEL's name(he's some American Actor dun tell me ya all dun noe him) it spells I END LIVES




During the O Levels, Tsze Deng put down "Violence" as every one of his answers. He got 9 A1s because Tsze Deng solves all his problems with Violence.


When Tsze DEng does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down.


What happened to the butcher who backed into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.


"A fight broke out in a kitchen. Egged on by the waiters, two cooks peppered each other with punches. One man, a greasy foie gras specialist, ducked the first blows, but his goose was cooked when the other cold-cocked him. The man who beet him, a weedy salad expert with big cauliflower ears, tried to flee the scene, but was cornered in the maize of tables by a husky off-duty cob. He was charged with a salt and battery. He claims to look forward to the suit, as he's always wanted to be a sous-chef."

"A man bought a cattle ranch for his sons and named it the 'Focus Ranch' because it was where the sons raise meat."
(Pun on "where the sun's rays meet").


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
God bless you! (referring to sneezing sound, as in, "Achoo!").


and a super lamOOO!!! joke

coz i haven been telling them


Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I think you won't.
Yes, I will.



a few minutes later....



Knock, knock!
Who's there?
See? You've forgotten me already!


A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."



LAST ONE

IF U DUN LOL DEN U HAF no FUNNY BONE


Tsze deng, Noel and Chen Yu are all builders working on a bridge. Tsze Deng opens his lunch-box and says, "If I get one more tuna sandwich, I'm going to jump off this bridge." Noel opens his lunch box and says, "If I get one more ham sandwich, I'm going to jump off this bridge." Chen Yu then says, "If I get one more egg sandwich, I'm going to jump off this bridge." The next day, all three get the same lunch, all three jump off the bridge, and all three die. At their funeral, the Tsze Deng's wife says, "If only I'd known he didn't like tuna." Noel's wife says, "If only I'd known he didn't like ham." Chen Yu's wife says, "I don't understand it. He made his own sandwiches."
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你要离开 我知道很简单
你说依赖 是我们的阻碍
就算放开 但能不能别没收我的爱
当作我最后才明白

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CIAOS~a super long post omg de-stress people~~!!

wow i think i spent one hour on this hope u all read la

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2006:
Monitor - James
Monitress - Jie Si
Secretary - Randy
Welfare - Aurial, Jing Ting
Functions - Meng Jit, Viviana
Cleanliness - Adeline, Perry
Treasurer - Yuelong, Mei Ling

2007:
Monitor - Yihan
Monitress - Jie Si
Secretary - Perry
Welfare - Jun Hao, Jasper
Functions - Yirong, Mei Ling
Cleanliness - Adeline, James
Treasurer - Jasmine Chong, Jasmine Lee

2006:
IT - Jun Hao, Ci Yi
English - Guo Dong
HCL - Min Yu
Emaths - Jasper
Amaths - Peter
Chemistry - Meng Jit
Biology - Mei Ling
Physics - Stephanie
Social Studies - Tsze Deng
PE - Noel

2007:
IT - Jun Hao, Ci Yi
English - Guo Dong
HCL - Min Yu
E/Amaths - Chen Yu
Chemistry - Meng Jit
Biology - Mei Ling
Physics - Jun Liang
Social Studies - Tsze Deng
E. History - Yuelong

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English - Ms Huda, Mrs Yeo
HCL - Huang Lao Shi
CL - Ye Lao Shi
E/Amaths - Mr Chen
Chemistry - Mrs Lam
Biology - Mrs Lee
Physics - Mdm Hidayah
Social Studies - Mr Ong
E. Geography - Mr Tan
E. History - Mr Yeow

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English - Mrs Chew
HCL - Huang Lao Shi
CL - Ye Lao Shi
E/Amaths - Mr Chen
Chemistry - Mrs Lam
Biology - Mrs Lee
Physics - Mr Lee
Social Studies - Ms Zarinah
E. Geography - Mdm Tham
E. History - Ms Zarinah
SEL - Wang Lao Shi, Mr Chen

2006:
CNY display board - 3rd place
bonding camp - Best Class Award (group C)
Racial Harmony Day Stall - Most Money Collected
EOY post exam games - 1st in Soccer

2007:
Who wants to be a Global Citizen Game - 1st position
Library Poster Comp. - 1st and 2nd placing
Sec 4 Cheering &Face-Painting Competition (National Day) - 2nd! :D
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