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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

oh, i love 4L! (9:10 PM)

ok.
bio revisions HAVE BEEN POSTPONED(:
cheers? mm.

alright, so we're left wit:
-amaths, 29/3/2007
-phys, 30/3/2007
-english, 30/3/2007

lol.
took some crazy pictures of perry, ciyi, yuelong and victor tis morn.
shall post tem another tym.
this is so random.

haha x)
ok, jiayou people.
myes approaching! :D

oh, this class super rocks!
LOVELOVE <33

Labels: Sabrina;D

Monday, March 26, 2007

nice picture(: (9:03 PM)

haha.
this one is just fr laughs? :X
i dno.bt its a nice pic.
so i've decided t post it,
and shunbian kip the blog more alive.haha

our lovely form teacher, mr chen. :D
seems tad PED LEE and Dr. Wong r kinda bz nowadays.
lol.ohwell, study lah people.
alright.
we've 3 tests and 2 revisions tis wk.
and none of tem r over.

TESTS
english: comprehension
phys: mass weight density, workdone energy power, pressure
amaths: circular measure, binomial theorem, P&C

REVISIONS
bio: chpt 2-5
bio: gland thingy

gah.jiayou people fr the tests & revisions.
SABBB(:

Monday, March 19, 2007

Education (English & Hokkien) With PED Lee (9:27 PM)

In response to English with Dr Wong @ 12:00 AM, dated March 19 2007, the PED Minister has something to say.

QUOTE
" Hey Boys and Girls! HERE IS a way to cheat your english teachers and lengthen all your typed essays. I'm Sure This Is Better Than Any English Lesson :P... "

x) Cool Man(x

AND A Hokkien Lesson

English with Dr Wong (12:00 AM)

English with Dr Wong!
... the man who alway speakes good englishes for the pass 16th consecative year already.

19 March 2007

In response to the History with PED Lee, dated March 17 2007, the President has something to say.

QUOTE
" I really doubt the reliability of this source... You must give me figures!!! Is that clear?! (Sounds familiar...) "

This Week's Word: "F***"

Good morning girls and boys.

Oh deary me.

Have you been updating your Wordbanks? *BLINK BLINK*

I, have a word here to share with my best class. I can't manage to find this word on the Readers' Indigestion, so I thought the net would be a good source of information. * BLINK BLINK *

Technology is the way to go... Isn't it? So, scroll down for an interesting flash which made myself. * BLINK BLINK *

FLASH

Oh dear! * BLINK BLINK * Didn't catch that? One more time!

FLASH

Isn't it exciting? Anyway, I found another Flash on the web. Enjoy.

NOTE

QUOTE
" Technology might fail us anytime. We cannot always depend on technology! "

- Mrs Yeo, when the computer cannot operate

In case you have trouble viewing, please download
the Flash Player at http://www.adobe.com/.

Approach your friendly AV Assistance (Jun Hao).

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Saturday, March 17, 2007

History With PED LEe (4:41 PM)

HISTORY OF THE MIDDLE FINGER

In the Titanic, the character Rose is shown giving the finger to her fiance's manservant (another character). Many people who have seen the film question whether "giving the finger" was really done around during the time of the Titanic disaster, or if it is a more recent gesture invented by some defiant seventh-grader.

And now you know the rest of the story... According to research, here's the true story:

Giving the Finger - Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous weapon was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").

Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, "See, we can still pluck yew! PLUCK YEW!"

Over the years some 'folk etymologies' have grown up around this symbolic gesture. Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say (like "pleasant mother pheasant plucker," which is who you had to go to for the feathers used on the arrows for the longbow), the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodental fricative 'F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute are mistakenly thought to have something to do with an intimate encounter. It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."

And yew all thought yew knew everything!

AND TO THAT SOMEONE WHO I SHALL NOT NAME>..... I CAN STILL DRAW THE ENGLISH LONG BOW.... hee hee

and more Propaganda Jokes to Brainwash u all

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
A: "robin, get in the car"

1. What do u call a white man between 2 black men?
oreo biscuit
2. What do u call a row of indians?
bar code

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Geography with Dr Wong! (12:00 AM)

Geography with Dr Wong!
... the man with pHD in Geography, just like Dr Boon

15 March 2007

In response to the Daily Istana, dated March 8 2007, the President has something to say.

QUOTE
"Actually I got nothing to say lar. Just want to have a word of prayer and curse the author of the article. Yar... Yar... OK lar... I devote myself to a devoting devotion lar..."

This Week's Topic for Devotion: Resillience

Good morning girls and boys.

This week's topic is resillience (or is it resillance?).

I shall start with a story.

A man want to go to Malaysia for holiday. He have three maids.

One from Indonesia, one from Philliphines and another one from Singapore.

He gave the Indonesia maid 5 lame jokes, 3 to the one from Philiphinnes and 1 to the one from Singapore.

After he came back from the holiday, the Indonesia maid said the same 5 lame jokes to the man. The man laughed and rewarded her a holiday to Burkima Faso.

The Philiphines maid, too, told him the same 3 jokes and off she goes on a trip to Ethopia.

The Singaporean maid came and told the man more lame jokes than he bargained for until the man almost froze to death.

The man said, "Oh, you lame and lazy servant! I gave you 1 lame joke for you to bury it in the ground, but you went and produce more lame jokes! "

The maid said, "No, sir, no garden, so no soil, cannot bury..."

The man, not wanting the maid to become successful, brought the maid to Redhill. Using a butter knife, he made the maid lame by slicing his leg. Blood flowwed (or issit flew?) down the hill, making it the famous Redhill.

Ever since, the maid became lame.

MORAL OF THE STORY

This has nothing to do with ohms (resistance/resillance).
Redhill became redhill because of the red blood the red lame lamer had left.
If you are a maid, never outsmart your owner.
Similarly, if you are a PET minister, do not try to overthrow the president, because he will throw you into the dustbin first.

A picture speaks a thousand words. A video draws a thousand pictures.

Let us now enjoy a video about Geography - Environmental Management.

NOTE
This is what would happen if my PET minister is a dolphin.
Courtesy of Robert.com (or issit Robber.com?)

AMITOFO. May the PET rest in piss.

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Korean Dramas (4:15 PM)

OMFG ANYONE OF U WATCH KORean DRAMAS??? ONLY IF U WATCH DEN U'LL UNDERSTAND ROTFL

Part 1

PArt 2

Part 3

More lame shit
Memoirs Of A Geisha

and OMG HEBE ISH SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG OMG OMG OMG x) CUTEE!!!

By PED LEE

Saturday, March 10, 2007

march study break! /: (11:35 PM)

MARCH STUDY BREAK HOMEWORK
english:
-SCGS compre
-magazine grp work (4-5 members per grp)

hcl:
-study yanyu (1-35) fr T2 test 1 (20/3)
-study yanyu (36-66) fr T2 test 2 (3/4)
-study yanyu (67-108) fr T2 test 3 (17/4)
-study re men hua ti fr T2 test 4 (24/4)

phys:
-read DC circuit notes
-do DC circuit ws

bio:
-study chpt 2-5 fr revision test (T2)
-study bio test (eyes)
-study bio spa? T2 WK3

ss:
-read chpt 3
-do WB4A, pg 33, QN2A ONLY

amaths:
-holiday hw ws

emaths:
-holiday hw ws
-transformation ws (translation, rotation, reflection, combo)

history:
- do wb pg 78 SEQ (by 14/3 WED)
- do wb pg 93 SBQ 1(d)
- read 8.2 reforms

gahhs.
ok, tad surely nt alot of hmk.
alright, i tnk thr's history hw too, bt since im a geog student, i dno wat it is. /:
a history student of 4L pls edit this post bah.
haha :D
ok, jiayou people fr the hmk!
all the best.
and cya aft the holidays.
(if thr is any at all :X)

*something more: click here for an img of a SHUAI-GE.haha x)

PS: I WANTO SUBSCRIBE TO THE DAILY ISTANA! HAHAHA :D
!SABRINA♥

IMPORTANT NOTICE (4:37 PM)

here's an important announcement
(okok it's not veryveryvery important lah):

i'm thinking of going to visit MDM HIDAYAH during the march holidays.
i've told some people already, and some will go if they can make it. yup.
thought of going on friday after the court hearing butbutbut
MDM HIDAYAH wont be free on thursday and friday.
so.. we're only left with monday, tuesday, wednesday.
the tentative date and time is monday, anytime. lol.
if anyone wants to go pleaseplease tell me soon.

sorry eh this is REALLY last minute :x

-Jie Si :D

Friday, March 09, 2007

Shocking Newspaper Article (6:24 PM)

The Daily Instana
A Publication of
the Government
http://www.thedailyistana.gov.sg/

For any enquires, contact Ng Yi Han at 91234567
hannieboyboy@thedailyistana.gov.sg

Laugh out Loud! Episode 1 (12:00 AM)

Laugh out Loud! #1.
from the istana by president wong.

This week's theme: Chinese Songs

(A) Q & A Jokes

QUESTION
3 tadpoles went to a restaurant and they saw the people of the next table eating frog porridge. What did they started singing?

ANSWER
S.H.E's《不想长大》: 我不想我不想不想长大...
QUESTION
Andy Lau went to pub one day to drink. He called for a waiter to place his order. What is the name of the waiter?

ANSWER
啊哈。“啊哈... 给我一杯忘情水...”
QUESTION
Where can you find a 鸽子 in a house?

ANSWER
屋顶。“在屋顶唱着你的歌 (鸽)... ”

(B) Bonus Question

QUESTION
一只黑鸡 + 一只白鸡。猜三个字。(Damn difficult... Pre-requisite: PSLE)

ANSWER
To be disclosed on the next post.

Enough of Q & A Questions...

Here comes the top laugh of the week...

(C) Top Laugh of the Week

Ah Long asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1.
This was what he came up with...

1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep.
But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down.
The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me.
I run so fast until I fall 6 and throw up.
So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him.
Then I took a 9 and try to stab him.
10 God he run away.
So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven.
Next day, I call my boss and say
I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work.
He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down.
I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

(D) Quote of the Week

Lame jokes 不分国籍，好 jokes 不分先后。

From,
Your Favourite Future President,
Ci Yi

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Monday, March 05, 2007

By Popular Demand (5:57 PM)

A customer went to snack bar and ordered a hamburger. When 20 minutes had gone and his food hadn't arrived, the irritated customer asked the waiter.
Customer: Will my hamburger be long?
Waiter: No, sir...it will be round.

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term exam paper:

"Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat), or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof." Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant thereof.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions, and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell, because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Krissy Jones during my Freshman year that "it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then (2) cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic.

This student got the only A.

Q1 ) The alphabet has 26 letters. How many letters will be left when ET leaves?

A1 ) 21 letters left. cause when ET leaves he needs to take UFO.

Q1) Xiao ming saw a one thousand dollar note and fish on the floor. why did he take the fish and not the note?

A1 ) Because Xiao Ming is a cat !!

当你活在黑暗中时，不要放弃，请祈祷。。。。但如果在你祈祷之后生活还是一样黑暗，那你要怎样？？？

答案：开灯啦~~

请问...糖果是公的还是母的?

答案：母的,因为..糖果放在桌上会"生"蚂蚁

FINALLY A SUPER LAME VIDEO