Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Laugh Out Loud TRILOGY (6:36 PM)
Laugh out Loud! TRILOGY
NO. 2
THE MOST DANGEROUS JOBS IN THE WORLD
Going for a part-time job this vacation..?
Make sure you dont take up these:
Two people trying to jump off the building after being scared by the lightning
A small dog, who doesn't like white ceilings, attempt totwist change the fate
Self-explanatory
An elderly who joined the 'Back-to-Work' Scheme after being egged on by the garment.
Excited of his new unicycling skills, he decides to show it off to other folks in his workplace.
An employee testing out Sentosa's new 'fish refexology' @ Underwater World
[Below- http://sentosa.com.sg/hotels_spas/spas/spas.html#1].
Due to increased costs of getting an electric eel in the tank, the innovative ppl there finds a substitution.
NO. 3
TEXT JOKES
One day Vincent went out to Orchard Road wearing his favourite pair of sneakers.
He saw this girl pass by him as he was boarding the MRT and was smitten immediately - love at first sight.
He went back to tell his friends and they were all curious to know about the girl.
Tsze Deng asked, "Is she very cute, like my sister (Yang Chen Ling)?"
"Nope."
Yue Long enquired, "Is she very sexy, like Hebee?"
"Nope."
"But you don't even know her yet! If she's not cute or sexy, what made you so attracted to her?", his friends were all dumbfounded.
"Well, she was wearing the exact same pair of sneakers that I was wearing that day...", Vincent said.
"WHAT???!!!", his friends exclaimed.
"Yeah...the moment I saw her I knew we were sole mates..."
Ok lar.. Vincent is so lame.
NO. 7
I ASK, YOU ANSWER!
Yes, it's the long-awaited section again.
Three women (A, B, C) went on a trip to London and China a few months ago.
They first visited a bridge and then learnt how to speak Mandarin, as well as went to listen to guitar.
A got to know a guy who just 'changed himself'.
B, on the other hand, got 4 handsome guys for herself about a year ago.
C recently posted a short video on mocca.com, asking for a new partner.
With these clues,
(i) deduce their identity. [3]
(ii) deduce each of their blood group. [6]
(iii) answer the above 2 parts correctly. [1]
NO. 8
OMG. ULTIMATE JOKE OF THE MILLENUM!
A big bang to the last joke of the post.
If the class chalet incident is the joke of the year, this must be joke of the millenum.
In his previous post, PED Lee once asked:
HOW CAN THE NO 100th POST NOT BE FROM ME!!!! LOL!!!
Hmm.. Noonoonoo..
Look at this snapshot (click to enlarge):
Hmmm.. Not by Yue Long I guess..
So.. Is the 100th post by Sabrina..?
Makes me wonder...
Look at this:
Hmm.. A multiple post.. One of which is a draft..
OMFG! It's really the COLDEST joke so far by Yue Long (if tt's his intention)!
If there is no repetition of the posts, who would be the one who posted the 100th post?
*BLINK BLINK*
Yupps.. So now I got to say..
HOW CAN THE NO 100th POST NOT BE FROM ME!!!!
LOL!!!
Oh dear!
I'm so so sorry for Yue Long.
Maybe I'll let you post the 200th post..?
Maybe.
No lar.. Just kidding.
I will SURELY let u post the 200th one.. and maybe the 300th?
You've got the potenial.
Finally, wishing everyone good lucks in the PAE and JAE!
And keep this bloggy alive by tagging and changing the blogskin every month! Lollipops!
Final statement:
I want a CLASS OUTING aft PAE Briefs!!!
(Can we go for FISH REFLEXOLOGY?)
P.S.
Have anyone noticed anything odd abt the numbering above..?
NO 1: Joke of the Year, NO 2: Most Dangerous Jobs in the World, NO 3,...
from the istana by dr wong.
===================================================
Hi everyone.
LoL! is back into it's 3rd season, and most probably, it's last one. ='(
Ya.. Did 无间道 shoot its four series..? Neh..
Good things wont last long, especially such wonderful production like LoL!.
So treasure this last LoL! before we go our separate ways.
Enough of crap (actually, most ppl will have skipped this paragraph).
事不宜迟，让我们正式开始吧！
NO. 1
JOKE OF THE YEAR - CLASS CHALET
(NOT FUNNY IF YOU HAVE ALREADY SEEN IT SOMEWHERE ELSE, eg, the CLASS WHITEBOARD)
One fine day, on the whiteboard:
LoL! is back into it's 3rd season, and most probably, it's last one. ='(
Ya.. Did 无间道 shoot its four series..? Neh..
Good things wont last long, especially such wonderful production like LoL!.
So treasure this last LoL! before we go our separate ways.
Enough of crap (actually, most ppl will have skipped this paragraph).
事不宜迟，让我们正式开始吧！
NO. 1
JOKE OF THE YEAR - CLASS CHALET
(NOT FUNNY IF YOU HAVE ALREADY SEEN IT SOMEWHERE ELSE, eg, the CLASS WHITEBOARD)
One fine day, on the whiteboard:
CLASS CHALET
5, 6, 7 December
BBQ on 6th night
5, 6, 7 December
BBQ on 6th night
Hmm.. A 7 day 6 night chalet.. For only $10!
And the class fund took away my $12 which I was supposed to receive frm the skl la..
And the class fund took away my $12 which I was supposed to receive frm the skl la..
NO. 2
THE MOST DANGEROUS JOBS IN THE WORLD
Going for a part-time job this vacation..?
Make sure you dont take up these:
Two people trying to jump off the building after being scared by the lightning
A small dog, who doesn't like white ceilings, attempt to
Self-explanatory
An elderly who joined the 'Back-to-Work' Scheme after being egged on by the garment.
Excited of his new unicycling skills, he decides to show it off to other folks in his workplace.
An employee testing out Sentosa's new 'fish refexology' @ Underwater World
[Below- http://sentosa.com.sg/hotels_spas/spas/spas.html#1].
Due to increased costs of getting an electric eel in the tank, the innovative ppl there finds a substitution.
NO. 3
TEXT JOKES
One day Vincent went out to Orchard Road wearing his favourite pair of sneakers.
He saw this girl pass by him as he was boarding the MRT and was smitten immediately - love at first sight.
He went back to tell his friends and they were all curious to know about the girl.
Tsze Deng asked, "Is she very cute, like my sister (Yang Chen Ling)?"
"Nope."
Yue Long enquired, "Is she very sexy, like Hebee?"
"Nope."
"But you don't even know her yet! If she's not cute or sexy, what made you so attracted to her?", his friends were all dumbfounded.
"Well, she was wearing the exact same pair of sneakers that I was wearing that day...", Vincent said.
"WHAT???!!!", his friends exclaimed.
"Yeah...the moment I saw her I knew we were sole mates..."
Ok lar.. Vincent is so lame.
NO. 4
NEW MATH
o.0
Another supplement for 'A' Levels. But for H3 students. =D
NEW MATH
o.0
Another supplement for 'A' Levels. But for H3 students. =D
NO. 6
LOST IN TRANSLATION
Lost in Translation, Really.
Film with dialog translated from English to French to German and back to English using Babelfish (A translation software).
SUPER FUNNY!!
LOST IN TRANSLATION
Lost in Translation, Really.
Film with dialog translated from English to French to German and back to English using Babelfish (A translation software).
SUPER FUNNY!!
NO. 7
I ASK, YOU ANSWER!
Yes, it's the long-awaited section again.
Three women (A, B, C) went on a trip to London and China a few months ago.
They first visited a bridge and then learnt how to speak Mandarin, as well as went to listen to guitar.
A got to know a guy who just 'changed himself'.
B, on the other hand, got 4 handsome guys for herself about a year ago.
C recently posted a short video on mocca.com, asking for a new partner.
With these clues,
(i) deduce their identity. [3]
(ii) deduce each of their blood group. [6]
(iii) answer the above 2 parts correctly. [1]
Total: 10 marks
NO. 8
OMG. ULTIMATE JOKE OF THE MILLENUM!
A big bang to the last joke of the post.
If the class chalet incident is the joke of the year, this must be joke of the millenum.
In his previous post, PED Lee once asked:
HOW CAN THE NO 100th POST NOT BE FROM ME!!!! LOL!!!
Hmm.. Noonoonoo..
Look at this snapshot (click to enlarge):
Hmmm.. Not by Yue Long I guess..
So.. Is the 100th post by Sabrina..?
Makes me wonder...
Look at this:
Hmm.. A multiple post.. One of which is a draft..
OMFG! It's really the COLDEST joke so far by Yue Long (if tt's his intention)!
If there is no repetition of the posts, who would be the one who posted the 100th post?
*BLINK BLINK*
Yupps.. So now I got to say..
HOW CAN THE NO 100th POST NOT BE FROM ME!!!!
LOL!!!
Oh dear!
I'm so so sorry for Yue Long.
Maybe I'll let you post the 200th post..?
Maybe.
No lar.. Just kidding.
I will SURELY let u post the 200th one.. and maybe the 300th?
You've got the potenial.
Finally, wishing everyone good lucks in the PAE and JAE!
And keep this bloggy alive by tagging and changing the blogskin every month! Lollipops!
Final statement:
I want a CLASS OUTING aft PAE Briefs!!!
(Can we go for FISH REFLEXOLOGY?)
P.S.
Have anyone noticed anything odd abt the numbering above..?
NO 1: Joke of the Year, NO 2: Most Dangerous Jobs in the World, NO 3,...
*ADDITION*
Not 101 posts meh..?
Not 101 posts meh..?
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