Friday, May 18, 2007
Exams with Dr Wong! (12:00 AM)
Exams with Dr Wong!
... screwed up your exams? think you did badly? don't worry! dr wong is here!
17 May 2007
This Week's Theme: 'Fail 了啦! '
"Fail 了啦". Every sane person would have said this after the mid years. Whether it's SS, E Maths or Geog, don't worry, you are not the worst.
Following are a few other people's exam scripts I have scanned in recently. For some reasons, the person's name is not displayed.
NOTE: If you can't see it, CLICK ON IT!
Physics: Heat
Oops... the person's name has been revealed!
Physics: Forces and Energy
Erm... From the recent Physics MYE...
A. Maths: Integration
Going to learn this topic soon...
E. Maths: Trigonometry
Does this sound familiar to you?
A. Maths: Trigonometry
Oops.. Cancelling the n...
A. Maths: Differentiation & Integration
This is how the topic that you found was like a piece of cake can kill you.
A. Maths: Indices, Surds & Logarithms
Cancel cancel cancel...
A. Maths: Limits
I would be tempted to do this too...
A. Maths: Binomial Theorem
Now you know why not everyone in our class can get this question correct.
And, only half of the name is censored for easy recognization.
Biology: Genetics
Wow.. mutated turtles... Should also draw some mutated pigs (AIRPORK!)...
Biology: Genetics
I think that's included in the later Biology chapters.
So, if you think that your 70/100 results was devastating and was the end of the world for you, think again. Before you scream and cry about your E. Maths paper, remember you are actually better than a lot of people!
But in any case, during an exam, "Look up in desperation, look down for motivation, but please do not look left and right for inspiration (like Perry, always looking at mine)". That's it for today's session with Dr. Wong!
PS. Heh! I'm the first one to blog after exams... 58TH POST!
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Class Committee
2006:
Monitor - James
Monitress - Jie Si
Secretary - Randy
Welfare - Aurial, Jing Ting
Functions - Meng Jit, Viviana
Cleanliness - Adeline, Perry
Treasurer - Yuelong, Mei Ling
2007:
Monitor - Yihan
Monitress - Jie Si
Secretary - Perry
Welfare - Jun Hao, Jasper
Functions - Yirong, Mei Ling
Cleanliness - Adeline, James
Treasurer - Jasmine Chong, Jasmine Lee
Subject Reps.
2006:
IT - Jun Hao, Ci Yi
English - Guo Dong
HCL - Min Yu
Emaths - Jasper
Amaths - Peter
Chemistry - Meng Jit
Biology - Mei Ling
Physics - Stephanie
Social Studies - Tsze Deng
PE - Noel
2007:
IT - Jun Hao, Ci Yi
English - Guo Dong
HCL - Min Yu
E/Amaths - Chen Yu
Chemistry - Meng Jit
Biology - Mei Ling
Physics - Jun Liang
Social Studies - Tsze Deng
E. History - Yuelong
Teachers
2006:
Form - Mdm Hidayah
English - Ms Huda, Mrs Yeo
HCL - Huang Lao Shi
CL - Ye Lao Shi
E/Amaths - Mr Chen
Chemistry - Mrs Lam
Biology - Mrs Lee
Physics - Mdm Hidayah
Social Studies - Mr Ong
E. Geography - Mr Tan
E. History - Mr Yeow
2007:
Form - Mr Chen
English - Mrs Chew
HCL - Huang Lao Shi
CL - Ye Lao Shi
E/Amaths - Mr Chen
Chemistry - Mrs Lam
Biology - Mrs Lee
Physics - Mr Lee
Social Studies - Ms Zarinah
E. Geography - Mdm Tham
E. History - Ms Zarinah
SEL - Wang Lao Shi, Mr Chen
Awards
2006:
CNY display board - 3rd place
bonding camp - Best Class Award (group C)
Racial Harmony Day Stall - Most Money Collected
EOY post exam games - 1st in Soccer
2007:
Who wants to be a Global Citizen Game - 1st position
Library Poster Comp. - 1st and 2nd placing
Sec 4 Cheering &Face-Painting Competition (National Day) - 2nd! :D
Best Improvement Award ^^
