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Friday, March 09, 2007
Laugh out Loud! Episode 1 (12:00 AM)

Laugh out Loud! #1.
from the istana by president wong.

This week's theme: Chinese Songs

(A) Q & A Jokes
  1. QUESTION
    3 tadpoles went to a restaurant and they saw the people of the next table eating frog porridge. What did they started singing?

    ANSWER
    S.H.E's《不想长大》: 我不想我不想不想长大...

  2. QUESTION
    Andy Lau went to pub one day to drink. He called for a waiter to place his order. What is the name of the waiter?

    ANSWER
    啊哈。“啊哈... 给我一杯忘情水...”

  3. QUESTION
    Where can you find a 鸽子 in a house?

    ANSWER
    屋顶。“在屋顶唱着你的歌 (鸽)... ”

(B) Bonus Question

QUESTION
一只黑鸡 + 一只白鸡。猜三个字。(Damn difficult... Pre-requisite: PSLE)

ANSWER
To be disclosed on the next post.

Enough of Q & A Questions...

Here comes the top laugh of the week...

(C) Top Laugh of the Week

Ah Long asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1.
This was what he came up with...

1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep.
But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down.
The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me.
I run so fast until I fall 6 and throw up.
So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him.
Then I took a 9 and try to stab him.
10 God he run away.
So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven.
Next day, I call my boss and say
I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work.
He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down.
I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

(D) Quote of the Week

Lame jokes 不分国籍,好 jokes 不分先后。

From,
Your Favourite Future President,
Ci Yi



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#01 adeline SUOPERHOT HOTTIE
#02 jiesi BABELICIOUS HOTTIE
#03 shimin HOTTIE
#04 jasmine chong HOTTIE
#05 cindy HOTTIE
#06 mengjit HOTTIE
#07 peishan HOTTIE
#08 meiling HOTTIE
#09 jasmine lee HOTTIE
#10 jazz HOTTIE
#11 sabrina SUSPICIOUS OBJECT
#12 kehui HOTTIE
#13 aurial OREO, BANNED CAUSE OF MELAMINE
#14 stephanie HOTTIE
#15 yirong HOTTIE
#16 minyu HOTTIE
#17 jingting HOTTIE
#18 weneng HOTTIE
#19 stella HOTTIE
#20 viviana HOTTIE.. wait NOEL DON'T HIT ME I JUST CALLED HER A HOTTIE I DON"T LIKE HER... AS IN I DON'T LIKE LIKE HER U GET IT?? OMG
#21 hweeli HOTTIE
#22 guodong HOTTIE WHO SELLS US NON-MELAMINE TAINTED PRODUCTS
#23 victor Veektor! may make a special appearance in heroes as the guy who is invisible... Have u seen the movie about the invisible dude? yep, we can't see it yet...
#24 junhao assjabber! he sticks needles in my ass x( haha understand ppl?
#25 chenyu noobish half-breed muggerdog
#26 perry perry perry! *annoying music* perry perry!! (tune to tune of honey by cyndi wang) pebbles
#27 jasper has the most assjabs x)
#28 randy wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee randy mandy sandy candy wandy jandy gandy handy
#29 yuelong HERO
#30 leonard MOST EVIL VILLIAN BOO LEONARD SUCKS
#31 james hi, my name is pon, james pon all lessons except mr chen's lessons
#32 noel *hiding from him*
#33 peter red tomato... why are u so red? u like someone izit x)
#34 yihan hannie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#35 junliang BRIDGE!!!! I WAN2 PLaY
#36 ciyi President
#37 tszedeng Pedigree Advertisement Main Actor: as LEAD DOG

Class Committee
2006:
Monitor - James
Monitress - Jie Si
Secretary - Randy
Welfare - Aurial, Jing Ting
Functions - Meng Jit, Viviana
Cleanliness - Adeline, Perry
Treasurer - Yuelong, Mei Ling

2007:
Monitor - Yihan
Monitress - Jie Si
Secretary - Perry
Welfare - Jun Hao, Jasper
Functions - Yirong, Mei Ling
Cleanliness - Adeline, James
Treasurer - Jasmine Chong, Jasmine Lee

Subject Reps.
2006:
IT - Jun Hao, Ci Yi
English - Guo Dong
HCL - Min Yu
Emaths - Jasper
Amaths - Peter
Chemistry - Meng Jit
Biology - Mei Ling
Physics - Stephanie
Social Studies - Tsze Deng
PE - Noel

2007:
IT - Jun Hao, Ci Yi
English - Guo Dong
HCL - Min Yu
E/Amaths - Chen Yu
Chemistry - Meng Jit
Biology - Mei Ling
Physics - Jun Liang
Social Studies - Tsze Deng
E. History - Yuelong

Teachers
2006:
Form - Mdm Hidayah
English - Ms Huda, Mrs Yeo
HCL - Huang Lao Shi
CL - Ye Lao Shi
E/Amaths - Mr Chen
Chemistry - Mrs Lam
Biology - Mrs Lee
Physics - Mdm Hidayah
Social Studies - Mr Ong
E. Geography - Mr Tan
E. History - Mr Yeow

2007:
Form - Mr Chen
English - Mrs Chew
HCL - Huang Lao Shi
CL - Ye Lao Shi
E/Amaths - Mr Chen
Chemistry - Mrs Lam
Biology - Mrs Lee
Physics - Mr Lee
Social Studies - Ms Zarinah
E. Geography - Mdm Tham
E. History - Ms Zarinah
SEL - Wang Lao Shi, Mr Chen

Awards
2006:
CNY display board - 3rd place
bonding camp - Best Class Award (group C)
Racial Harmony Day Stall - Most Money Collected
EOY post exam games - 1st in Soccer

2007:
Who wants to be a Global Citizen Game - 1st position
Library Poster Comp. - 1st and 2nd placing
Sec 4 Cheering &Face-Painting Competition (National Day) - 2nd! :D
Best Improvement Award ^^

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