Monday, March 24, 2008
JAE postings (9:48 PM)
okay since chen yu requested it i shall post it
Behold, the JAE posting results!!!
Adeline - TA MA DE SEK Jay Cee
Jie Si - TA MA DE SEK Jay Cee
Shi Min - I DUNO JC
Jasmine C. - TA MA DE SEK Jay Cee
Cindy - VEE TORE REE AH!
Meng Jit - ? should be TA MA DE SEK Jay Cee
Pei Shan - VEE TORE REE AH!
Mei Ling - TA MA DE SEK Jay Cee
Jasmine L. - ? should be TA MA DE SEK Jay Cee
Jazz - VEE TORE REE AH!
Sabrina - VEE TORE REE AH!
the rest i lazy to post except for CHEN YU
Chen Yu" interNATIONAL JC
rest not confirmed lol i copied from PAE postings lol
Ke Hui - MJC
Aurial - TJC
Stephanie - RJC
Yi Rong - MJC
Min Yu - TJC
Jing Ting -
Wen Eng - VJC
Stella - MJC
Viviana - VJC
Hwee Li - TJC
Guo Dong - TJC##
Victor - VJC
Jun Hao - TJC
Chen Yu -
Perry - TJC
Jasper - TJC
Randy - VJC#
Yue Long - VJC
Leonard - TJC##
James - SAJC
Noel -
Peter - MJC
Yi Han - SAJC
Jun Liang - TJC
Ci Yi - VJC
Tsze Deng - TJC
sorry i lazy to post someone update...
okay sth funny for you guys
chen yu
is a
cute
boy:)
Monday, March 10, 2008
Super Amusing Stuff (6:29 PM)
All Right People....
Yuelong is gonna entertain you this March Holidays....
I found these suggestions in the Anglican High School Suggestion Portal, or soon-to-be renamed as AHS Joke Portal
JENETTE PANG YAN YEE S1-K Tue 12 Feb 2008 17:17
Problems crossing the road- it's too scary! I usually come to school on foot like most other students. I get a bit scared when I cross the road to the school. There are too many cars there,every time I would have to cross beteen cars, which is not really safe. And most drivers don't give way to students and I would have to wait for a while before it's really "safe" to cross the road.
1 of 2 assigned
School Facilities / EnvironmentOkay, its not too funny, its just abit childish with the scary thing... Bear with me, it'd get funnier
Situation
I love to bath in school becuz the school is a very hot enviroment, and i cannot stand the hot weatherso i think showerheads should be installed in toilets so that we people can shower during recess or after school so if there is any cca in school you will feel super super energized we need alot energy to do ccas because we need to put in 100% but if we dont shower we could not maximize our potential if you sticky sticky very yucky how do things with any concentration reports show that showers can energize a person 50% so if you could also extend our recess for us to shower it would be supersuper great as i love to shower and i believe most of us like to shower remember that showering is good for health and for energy and showering makes us spanking clean and shower off the stink so we would not stink the whole classroom i believe that our school should install showerheads in ALL toilets thank you for your correspondence ps sorry very much for my writing very lousy my keyboard a little bit spoiled cannot punch in punctuation mark veryvery sorry if this confuse you sorry very much
Suggestion
so i think showerheads should be installed in toilets so that we people can shower during recess or after school so if there is any cca in school you will feel super super energized, we need alot energy to do ccas because we need to put in 100% but if we dont shower we could not maximize our potential if you sticky sticky very yucky how do things with any concentration reports show that showers can energize a person 50% so if you could also extend our recess for us to shower it would be supersuper great as i love to shower and i believe most of us like to shower remember that showering is good for health and for energy and showering makes us spanking clean and shower off the stink so we would not stink the whole classroom i believe that our school should install showerheads in ALL toilets thank you for your correspondence
WTF.....
WTF This guy duno what's paragraphing
and the most classic
LEE ZHAN WEI S4-E Fri 08 Feb 2008 20:43
Gangsters seen loitering in 85 market I saw alot of gangsters loitering at 85 market. Those people were smoking and cursing loudly. I am aware that most of our students go to 85 market to eat, hence i think it is a threat to them.
1 of 1 assigned
Pupil Welfare / DevelopmentOkay, this doesn't seem very funny, but wait for it...
Suggestion
I think the school should talk to the gangsters and say that
this is Anglican School turfHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAI didn't edit anything, this is a Cut-and-Paste Job... lolAnd another classic one
Topic
Others
Subject
Computers in the library
PosterDate
CHANG JIA YING SHELTON Sat 28 Apr 2007 16:55
Situation
I was in the library checking and finding some infomation and pictures for my project on Yahoo! and when i typed in keywords for my pictures into the toolbar and guess what i saw. PORN!!!!!!!!!! I immediately closed the browser. I told my friend about this and he told me that the SafeSearch was offed. And it happens on every computer.
Suggestion
Everytime i go to the library and used the computer, i switch on the SafeSearch and after a few days, it gets turned off again. Antivirus and FireWall are not able to block out the pictures as it is on Yahoo! so i think it is the problem of the person's and his mind. No good suggestions. Sigh........
I wonder what were the keywords he had typed... and yeah, this guy is from NCC...
no wonder
lol and some jokes
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:"I am very rich. Marry me!" That's Direct Marketing
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:"He's very rich. Marry him." That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say:"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." That's Tele- marketing .
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride You then say:"By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?" That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich..." That's Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:"I'm rich. Marry me."She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's Customer Feedback.
okay more more moreA priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!"
They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.
"Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by. From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
"Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says "Bridge Broken" instead?"
NEXT!!!!A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case. The Problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor. The child should be in my custody.
"The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating. ..then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out... Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"
HAHA one more one moreThere was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started.
The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked in and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear the one about the shortage of whores in India?”
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies,” cried the professor, “the boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
HAHAHAHA sorry ladies :PA Red Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.
'Say, Mom,' he asked, 'why is my big brother named Mighty Storm'?
''Because he was conceived during a mighty storm.' she replied.'Why is my sister named 'Corn Flower'?
''Well,' his mother answered, 'Your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her.'
'And why is my other sister called 'Moon Child'?''We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived,' the mother replied.
The mother then asked the boy, 'Tell me, Broken Rubber, why are you so curious?'
LAST ONE
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
The woman said, 'That's okay.' For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.' So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
->Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!!!!!Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. Male readers : Please scroll down.
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
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Anglican High School
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#05-3L #03-4L
#01
adeline SUOPERHOT HOTTIE
#02
jiesi BABELICIOUS HOTTIE
#03
shimin HOTTIE
#04
jasmine chong HOTTIE
#05
cindy HOTTIE
#06
mengjit HOTTIE
#07
peishan HOTTIE
#08
meiling HOTTIE
#09
jasmine lee HOTTIE
#10
jazz HOTTIE
#11
sabrina SUSPICIOUS OBJECT
#12
kehui HOTTIE
#13
aurial OREO, BANNED CAUSE OF MELAMINE
#14
stephanie HOTTIE
#15
yirong HOTTIE
#16
minyu HOTTIE
#17
jingting HOTTIE
#18
weneng HOTTIE
#19
stella HOTTIE
#20
viviana HOTTIE.. wait NOEL DON'T HIT ME I JUST CALLED HER A HOTTIE I DON"T LIKE HER... AS IN I DON'T LIKE LIKE HER U GET IT?? OMG
#21
hweeli HOTTIE
#22
guodong HOTTIE WHO SELLS US NON-MELAMINE TAINTED PRODUCTS
#23
victor Veektor! may make a special appearance in heroes as the guy who is invisible... Have u seen the movie about the invisible dude? yep, we can't see it yet...
#24
junhao assjabber! he sticks needles in my ass x( haha understand ppl?
#25
chenyu noobish half-breed muggerdog
#26
perry perry perry! *annoying music* perry perry!! (tune to tune of honey by cyndi wang) pebbles
#27
jasper has the most assjabs x)
#28
randy wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee randy mandy sandy candy wandy jandy gandy handy
#29
yuelong HERO
#30
leonard MOST EVIL VILLIAN BOO LEONARD SUCKS
#31
james hi, my name is pon, james pon all lessons except mr chen's lessons
#32
noel *hiding from him*
#33
peter red tomato... why are u so red? u like someone izit x)
#34
yihan hannie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#35
junliang BRIDGE!!!! I WAN2 PLaY
#36
ciyi President
#37
tszedeng Pedigree Advertisement Main Actor: as LEAD DOG
Class Committee
2006:
Monitor - James
Monitress - Jie Si
Secretary - Randy
Welfare - Aurial, Jing Ting
Functions - Meng Jit, Viviana
Cleanliness - Adeline, Perry
Treasurer - Yuelong, Mei Ling
2007:
Monitor - Yihan
Monitress - Jie Si
Secretary - Perry
Welfare - Jun Hao, Jasper
Functions - Yirong, Mei Ling
Cleanliness - Adeline, James
Treasurer - Jasmine Chong, Jasmine Lee
Subject Reps.
2006:
IT - Jun Hao, Ci Yi
English - Guo Dong
HCL - Min Yu
Emaths - Jasper
Amaths - Peter
Chemistry - Meng Jit
Biology - Mei Ling
Physics - Stephanie
Social Studies - Tsze Deng
PE - Noel
2007:
IT - Jun Hao, Ci Yi
English - Guo Dong
HCL - Min Yu
E/Amaths - Chen Yu
Chemistry - Meng Jit
Biology - Mei Ling
Physics - Jun Liang
Social Studies - Tsze Deng
E. History - Yuelong
Teachers
2006:
Form - Mdm Hidayah
English - Ms Huda, Mrs Yeo
HCL - Huang Lao Shi
CL - Ye Lao Shi
E/Amaths - Mr Chen
Chemistry - Mrs Lam
Biology - Mrs Lee
Physics - Mdm Hidayah
Social Studies - Mr Ong
E. Geography - Mr Tan
E. History - Mr Yeow
2007:
Form - Mr Chen
English - Mrs Chew
HCL - Huang Lao Shi
CL - Ye Lao Shi
E/Amaths - Mr Chen
Chemistry - Mrs Lam
Biology - Mrs Lee
Physics - Mr Lee
Social Studies - Ms Zarinah
E. Geography - Mdm Tham
E. History - Ms Zarinah
SEL - Wang Lao Shi, Mr Chen
Awards
2006:
CNY display board - 3rd place
bonding camp - Best Class Award (group C)
Racial Harmony Day Stall - Most Money Collected
EOY post exam games - 1st in Soccer
2007:
Who wants to be a Global Citizen Game - 1st position
Library Poster Comp. - 1st and 2nd placing
Sec 4 Cheering &Face-Painting Competition (National Day) - 2nd! :D
Best Improvement Award ^^
