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Friday, November 14, 2008

Heroes Episode 4.5 (9:51 AM)

Dear viewers, today's Heroes Episode will be a bit special

It will not be a continuation of the story...

No...

This episode will be a BACK STORY about a character...

the character is Pon

James Pon

This will be the story about how he got the 007 status...

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Heroes Episode 4.5 will begin...

James and the Oyster

3 years ago

Dr Noob: James.... today is the day you have been waiting for...

James Pon: YOU MEAN YOU FINALLY ARE GOING TO MOVE UP THE LADDER AND NOT BE THE DOUBLE ZERO ORGANIZATION'S PRINCIPAL AND THE NO LAN LADY IS TAKING OVER??

Dr Noob: No lah.... Today is the day u get ur final mission.... and if u pass this final mission... You will get the license to pon...

James Pon: License to PON?? oh my god... i've been waiting for this day

Dr Noob: All you have to do is to steal the Oyster from the evil Jasper!

James Pon: What???

Dr Noob: I'm sure you have heard of the story of the MONTH Oysters...

James Pon: Yes, it was so powerful that it killed half of the population! But they were all destroyed...

Dr Noob: Except for one.... The June Oyster...

James Pon: You mean the one that will grant the user amazing vocals?

Dr Noob: yes......

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Jasper: Veektor! Have you finished the preparations?

Veektor: Yes Master Jasper

Jasper: *meow*

Veektor: ??? WTF??

Jasper: I have purred... Now is it ready?

Veektor: No i didn't mean just purr... I was calling your name.... JASPER!

Jasper: *meow*

Veektor: ...........

Jasper: Have you prepared for the activation of the June Oyster?

Veektor: YES YOU IDIOT!!

Jasper: Who the hell is DIOT? WHY MUST I EAT HIM/HER?

Veektor: ............ the preparations are done.....

Jasper: hmmm good.... muahahahaha!!!

Mysteriously Sexy Voice: Now wait a second....

Jasper: Who's that?

Mysteriously Sexy Voice: My name is Pon, James Pon...

Jasper: oh are u covalent and ionic bond's brother?

James Pon: NOT THAT BOND YOU IDIOT!!!

Jasper: WHO THE HELL IS DIOT WHY IS EVERYONE ASKING ME TO EAT HIM/HER!

James and Veektor: .........

James Pon takes out his trusty weapon... His Calculator!

Jasper: NOOOO VEEKTOR STOP HIM!!

James types out dy/dx(Veektor) =

ZERO!!!! (When Veektor is a constant)

Veektor disappears into nothing.

James Pon: Now, give me the June Oyster...

Jasper: HERE you can have it....

Jasper hands james the june oyster

James Pon: So much power...

Jasper: Yes.... You know you want it.... Eat it.... It tastes like BLeaH but it'd make you a super singer... Eat it... Eat the June Hao(蚝)...

James Pon(in a mesmerized state): Yes master Jasper....

Jasper: *meow*

James Pon: I will eat it... Right after i divide you!!

Jasper/2=JAS+PER

Jasper: ARGHHH!!! I"M SPLIT INTO HALF....

*thud* *thud*

James Pon: You must be kidding... I'm not that crazy to eat the June Oyster... He's my friend!

June Oyster: 不是英雄!!!! 不读三国!!!! 若是英雄!!!! 怎么能不懂寂寞!!!!

Dr Noob suddenly calls James

Dr Noob: Good job James, I know you have recovered the Oyster... I can even hear it singing from our hq.... Now... I'm proud to announce you have the licence to PON... Now report back to hq for a debriefing...

Mysteriously Sexy Voice: Sorry Dr Noob, but my name is Pon...

James Pon...

And I'm gonna pon that debriefing...

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#02 jiesi BABELICIOUS HOTTIE
#03 shimin HOTTIE
#04 jasmine chong HOTTIE
#05 cindy HOTTIE
#06 mengjit HOTTIE
#07 peishan HOTTIE
#08 meiling HOTTIE
#09 jasmine lee HOTTIE
#10 jazz HOTTIE
#11 sabrina SUSPICIOUS OBJECT
#12 kehui HOTTIE
#13 aurial OREO, BANNED CAUSE OF MELAMINE
#14 stephanie HOTTIE
#15 yirong HOTTIE
#16 minyu HOTTIE
#17 jingting HOTTIE
#18 weneng HOTTIE
#19 stella HOTTIE
#20 viviana HOTTIE.. wait NOEL DON'T HIT ME I JUST CALLED HER A HOTTIE I DON"T LIKE HER... AS IN I DON'T LIKE LIKE HER U GET IT?? OMG
#21 hweeli HOTTIE
#22 guodong HOTTIE WHO SELLS US NON-MELAMINE TAINTED PRODUCTS
#23 victor Veektor! may make a special appearance in heroes as the guy who is invisible... Have u seen the movie about the invisible dude? yep, we can't see it yet...
#24 junhao assjabber! he sticks needles in my ass x( haha understand ppl?
#25 chenyu noobish half-breed muggerdog
#26 perry perry perry! *annoying music* perry perry!! (tune to tune of honey by cyndi wang) pebbles
#27 jasper has the most assjabs x)
#28 randy wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee randy mandy sandy candy wandy jandy gandy handy
#29 yuelong HERO
#30 leonard MOST EVIL VILLIAN BOO LEONARD SUCKS
#31 james hi, my name is pon, james pon all lessons except mr chen's lessons
#32 noel *hiding from him*
#33 peter red tomato... why are u so red? u like someone izit x)
#34 yihan hannie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#35 junliang BRIDGE!!!! I WAN2 PLaY
#36 ciyi President
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Class Committee

2006:
Monitor - James
Monitress - Jie Si
Secretary - Randy
Welfare - Aurial, Jing Ting
Functions - Meng Jit, Viviana
Cleanliness - Adeline, Perry
Treasurer - Yuelong, Mei Ling

2007:
Monitor - Yihan
Monitress - Jie Si
Secretary - Perry
Welfare - Jun Hao, Jasper
Functions - Yirong, Mei Ling
Cleanliness - Adeline, James
Treasurer - Jasmine Chong, Jasmine Lee

Subject Reps.

2006:
IT - Jun Hao, Ci Yi
English - Guo Dong
HCL - Min Yu
Emaths - Jasper
Amaths - Peter
Chemistry - Meng Jit
Biology - Mei Ling
Physics - Stephanie
Social Studies - Tsze Deng
PE - Noel

2007:
IT - Jun Hao, Ci Yi
English - Guo Dong
HCL - Min Yu
E/Amaths - Chen Yu
Chemistry - Meng Jit
Biology - Mei Ling
Physics - Jun Liang
Social Studies - Tsze Deng
E. History - Yuelong

Teachers

2006:
Form - Mdm Hidayah
English - Ms Huda, Mrs Yeo
HCL - Huang Lao Shi
CL - Ye Lao Shi
E/Amaths - Mr Chen
Chemistry - Mrs Lam
Biology - Mrs Lee
Physics - Mdm Hidayah
Social Studies - Mr Ong
E. Geography - Mr Tan
E. History - Mr Yeow

2007:
Form - Mr Chen
English - Mrs Chew
HCL - Huang Lao Shi
CL - Ye Lao Shi
E/Amaths - Mr Chen
Chemistry - Mrs Lam
Biology - Mrs Lee
Physics - Mr Lee
Social Studies - Ms Zarinah
E. Geography - Mdm Tham
E. History - Ms Zarinah
SEL - Wang Lao Shi, Mr Chen

Awards

2006:
CNY display board - 3rd place
bonding camp - Best Class Award (group C)
Racial Harmony Day Stall - Most Money Collected
EOY post exam games - 1st in Soccer

2007:
Who wants to be a Global Citizen Game - 1st position
Library Poster Comp. - 1st and 2nd placing
Sec 4 Cheering &Face-Painting Competition (National Day) - 2nd! :D
Best Improvement Award ^^