Monday, December 10, 2007
Yuelong's Random/Cool Post (5:48 PM)
HEY GUYS!!I was watching REAL SUPERHUMANS on discovery channel just now, and i had an idea... WHAT if 4L was full of superhumans/superheroes? What abilities and names will they have???
*names changed to protect secret identities
THIS IS THE STORY OF 4L
CHAPTER 1
It was just a normal day for our President, Dr Stun Wong when he woke up from his slumbers. He looked around his chambers and said" The Istana is so comfy!"
Suddenly a strange english teacher who was unbelievably annoying/boring appeared and bellowed:"Stun! I am your english teacher and I'm here to grant you a superpower! What superpower would you like to have? Stun answered:"I want the power of height! I want to be able to become taller than anybody who is standing next to me! And then, DR WONG became DR TALL
Meanwhile Old Nerd(Laonerd*) was walking along the street outside the Istana when he suddenly felt an itch in his throat, and he did the MOST DISGUSTING AND **(%#*(%#% ACT IN THE WORLD... he spat on the floor... 
Suddenly a spitting cobra appeared and spat right back at laonard! Unknown to him, the cobra was radioactive!!!
Suddenly a spitting cobra appeared and spat right back at laonard! Unknown to him, the cobra was radioactive!!!
When laonerd went home... he felt an itch in his throat and he did the MOST DISGUSTING AND **(%#*(%#% ACT IN THE WORLD, he spat out of the window... Suddenly a deafening and ear-splitting shriek could be heard! The spit had hit a person and he melted! Then the ultimate villian was born.. THE SPITTING NERD!!!
Laonerd laughed as he thought of his next move...
CHAPTER 2
It was just a normal day when acclaimed comedian Yun Long was at home preparing jokes for his new book -FUNNY FOR DUMMIES-... when he realized he had a gift.. a gift to freeze people and make them leng dao and stun tio until they could not move. All he had to do was to say a joke like
What do you need to bring to eat HOT chilli crabs with Guo Mei Mei?
Ans: Cockroaches... coz Guo Mei Mei KAN JIAN ZHANG LANG WO BU PA BU PA LA(SPICY) and
Why when Peter asked his mom to help him get his blanket at night she always slap him??
ANS: Because he always say: MA! NA BEI!!!! (lol)
He realized he was given this gift for a reason so he sought out to seek The LEGENDARY SS MASTER for advice
Meanwhile, unknown to him, barbar the silent murderer was stalking him from behind and planning on assasinating him....
Yun Long reached the SS Master's house... "Hi Sheng Shiong Master Chai Wu Zun..."
Yun Long reached the SS Master's house... "Hi Sheng Shiong Master Chai Wu Zun..."
"I know why you seek me.. Come in.. I will explain everything.."
YunLong sat on the lovely satin couch which was a strange flaxen colour.... "Yun Long, I'm not prevaricating when i say you are a superhero... You have an amazing power... like me... I can provide anyone with anything like chocolates, scotch tape, glue, paper... all except money.... Here take this... This will be your strongest weapon"
"Erm... This is just a butter knife" Yunlong interjected.
"Erm... This is just a butter knife" Yunlong interjected.
"Yes"Wu Zun replied" It may look like an ordinary butter knife... and it IS an ordinary butterknife... But with your abilities.. it can become a powerful weapon... When you say a lame joke.. the DAO will become a LENG DAO.. and whatever it touches will be LENG DAO-ded and freeze to ice...
"YUM" Yunlong suddenly saw some guides cookies on the table and ate it...
"SPIT IT OUT!' shouted Wu Zun
It was too late.... Yunlong couldn't spit it out as he wasn't as rude and disgusting as the disgusting LAONERD who spits all over the place and he clutched his chest and fell to the floor....
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"YOU!!!" Wu zun shouted "I should have known... this evil presence... it could only be the silent killer guide... BARBAR!"
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Barbar smiled... "you're next Wu Zun"
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Barbar smiled... "you're next Wu Zun"
-TO BE CONTINUED-
AM I BOLIAO OR WHAT??? LOL
LOL!!!
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