Monday, December 24, 2007
Chapter 3/4 (11:54 AM)
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This is the time you've been waiting for.............
Yes...
It is the long awaited chapter 3
Why have i decided to write this chapter???
Because i saw sab's picture post and wanted to cover it up with my post......
Why did i do that??
Because i'm wuliao/random
all right
RANDOM HEROES
Chapter 3
*NOTE IMPORTANT, SOME OF THE ILLUSTRATIONS ARE SMALL ALTOH I UPLOADED AS LARGE, COZ THE BLOGSKIN CANNOT ALLOW LARGE PIX, SO CLICK ON THE PIX IF YOU THINK ITS TOO SMALL..........
Previously on Random Heroes
"Nooooooooooo!!!!!! You'll pay for this Barbar!" shouted Wu Zun
Barbar smiled... "you're next, Wu Zun"
Meanwhile....
Honey Yi, the head detective of Angelican Highlands Sector(in short AHS, the city where Random Heroes is based) admired his picture with the President...
"I'm so hot" he smiled to himself.
In a bolt out of the blue, a genie appeared!!!
"OMYGAWD U ARE NOT HOT!!!" the genie cried out in disgust...
"If u stop saying ur hot i'll give you a superweapon!"
Honey agreed...
"This is the Super Unstoppable Creature Killing Yellow pistol, and only a Strong Unique Chrismatic Kind YINGJUN detective can weld this weapon" The genie bellowed..
Super Unstoppable Creature Killing Yellow pistol, in short the S.U.C.K.Y Pistol
"Use it wisely, there are only 12 bullets... And i forgot to mention this, with this weapon, you can kill anyone... For every 87cm of height, one bullet is needed.. So if you want to kill someone with height 190cm, you'll have to shoot him 3 times.."
Honey was stunned beyond belief... He had been granted the greatest weapon in the face of the Earth, possibly only inferior to it
Now the question is, will he use it for good or evil?
TO BE CONTINUED
Chapter 4
Back at the SS master's house..
Barbar smiled... "Now there's only you left... You won't stand a chance against me, wu zun..."
Wu Zun maintained a calm expression.. However, his calm face belied the fear and terror etched in his heart... He knew he could not win, because Barbar knew his one true weakness....
"I've defeated you once before, now i'll do it again" Barbar said with a menacing laugh.
Wu Zun, Dr Tall, and Yunlong shared a common weakness..
PIMPLES!!!!!!
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Wu Zun racked his brains for a plan... Suddenly, Barbar attacked!!!
"DEEP FRIED SUPER OILY BUTTER COOKIES!!!" Barbar threw her most potent weapon at Wu Zun...
OMYGAWD!!! THEY ARE SO OILY THAT IF U DROP THEM IN WATER, IT WILL BE LIKE AN OIL SPILL
yuckies :(
Wu Zun evaded with speed and dexterity, but one cookie hit his hand
"ARGH!!!!!" Wu Zun's piercing scream shattered the glass windows...
Wu Zun slumped to the ground.... He had no idea that the cookies could affect him so badly when it only hit his hand... If it had hit his face, he would have suffocated on the pimples and died...
Barbar walked to WuZun who struggled to maintain consciousness. "Haha, you are going to die"
"No, i can't die" Wu Zun thought to himself...
The next few moments were a blur, as Wu Zun struggled to remain awake. He fainted.
"WAKE UP xiaoZUNZUN!!!" a familiar sound rang high into the air
could it be him?
could it be him?
Wu Zun opened his eyes, and his mouth opened in absolute astonishment.
"You..."
YES FOLKS... Now i will keep the suspense by saying
-TO BE CONTINUED-
This double chapter is a special Christmas Day Treat for everyone
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!
From your favourite person, Lee Yuelong
Thats me btw.. :)
and a very very very very special treat for you all this christmas
which is
A HEARTFELT THANKS TO ALL MY 4L CLASSMATES FOR BEING WITH ME THESE PAST 2 YEARS!!! FOR ALL THE UP AND DOWNS, WE SURE HAD FUN :)
