Tuesday, November 06, 2007
POST NO 100 by yuelong!!! (9:46 PM)
HOW CAN THE NO 100th POST NOT BE FROM ME!!!! LOL!!! LONG TIME NO SEE GUYS!!!Just a small post..........
I'm sure you all are feeling very sian now because ya all haf2 read thru all 3 science textbooks (total around 1200pages) for the paper 1s(maybe some of u all dun i duno) and haf2 do around 600 mcq questions (10 every chapter 3 books = 60 chapters) lol i'm sure after reading this paragraph u all are feeling even SIANer~~!!! So let me entertain u wif some nonsensical things i've found in the textbooks
First SS textbook(aren't u glad We DUN HAF TO STUDY IT EVER AGAIN!!!!)
rEAD THE PARAGRAPH IN THE PIC! SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT?? look closer( hint: MRS CHEW)
LOL nice SS Textbook writers/....
finally PHYSICS!!!
anything wrong??? (hint MRs CHEW again)
LOL
STUDY HARD PEOPLE!!!
WE ALL HAF THE POTENIAL!!
oops i meant POTENTIAL LOL
Something random
if u rearrange VIN DIESEL's name(he's some American Actor dun tell me ya all dun noe him) it spells I END LIVES
During the O Levels, Tsze Deng put down "Violence" as every one of his answers. He got 9 A1s because Tsze Deng solves all his problems with Violence.
When Tsze DEng does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down.
What happened to the butcher who backed into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.
"A fight broke out in a kitchen. Egged on by the waiters, two cooks peppered each other with punches. One man, a greasy foie gras specialist, ducked the first blows, but his goose was cooked when the other cold-cocked him. The man who beet him, a weedy salad expert with big cauliflower ears, tried to flee the scene, but was cornered in the maize of tables by a husky off-duty cob. He was charged with a salt and battery. He claims to look forward to the suit, as he's always wanted to be a sous-chef."
"A man bought a cattle ranch for his sons and named it the 'Focus Ranch' because it was where the sons raise meat."
(Pun on "where the sun's rays meet").
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
God bless you! (referring to sneezing sound, as in, "Achoo!").
and a super lamOOO!!! joke
coz i haven been telling them
Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I think you won't.
Yes, I will.
a few minutes later....
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
See? You've forgotten me already!
A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
LAST ONE
IF U DUN LOL DEN U HAF no FUNNY BONE
Tsze deng, Noel and Chen Yu are all builders working on a bridge. Tsze Deng opens his lunch-box and says, "If I get one more tuna sandwich, I'm going to jump off this bridge." Noel opens his lunch box and says, "If I get one more ham sandwich, I'm going to jump off this bridge." Chen Yu then says, "If I get one more egg sandwich, I'm going to jump off this bridge." The next day, all three get the same lunch, all three jump off the bridge, and all three die. At their funeral, the Tsze Deng's wife says, "If only I'd known he didn't like tuna." Noel's wife says, "If only I'd known he didn't like ham." Chen Yu's wife says, "I don't understand it. He made his own sandwiches."
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你要离开 我知道很简单
你说依赖 是我们的阻碍
就算放开 但能不能别没收我的爱
当作我最后才明白
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CIAOS~a super long post omg de-stress people~~!!
wow i think i spent one hour on this hope u all read la
