Tuesday, August 07, 2007
I APOLOGIZE FOR THE VIDEO I POSTED (10:17 PM)
lol.... it seems my video has been gaining a lot of negative feedback..... but i tell u that was a safeguard against the nosy mr chen...........LOL so as PED Minister, we have to safeguard ourselves from CHEM(New acronym for CHEN HONG (the E is silent) MING )
firstly, when u blog, change all these terms(bridging, gambling, playing cards, playing bridge, trump game) to sth else eg...
haha today we played bridge until 5 >.<>
or
haha today we might have did not know that you know i duno know you noe that we might have did not know that we knew that we did not did know that we didn't might know that we didn't know that we shouldn't and couldn't and will not know that we do not know and we know that we did not did not play bridge in class in school till 5... wowness...
In this way, when mr chen reads until the second line, his brain will burst because it contains too much formulas and maple hack codes that this ultimately confusing english sentence will be the catalyst to start a reaction that will cause his relay neruones to be unable to relay impulses causing Spino-cerebellar Degeneration(Anyone watched one litre of tears??? sadT.T) and finally his brain will burst for no apparent reason maybe because his spinal fluid will leak out causing osmosis to occur and water will move to the fluid causing the brain cells to dry up like a fruit that uses explosive mechanism to disperse its seeds and cause his brain to explode ....
If u dun understand anything, u are jun hao
if u haf read from the start and only understood the second paragraph, U are perry
if u only understood the 1st paragraph, u are aurial
if u understood both, then u r imba and u dun belong to AHS
UNDERSTAND PEOPLE
and anyway which type of singlish user are u?
KAPO-ed from WIKIPEDIA
Acrolectal: This is the "highest-class" form of speech, used by the well-educated in formal situations. Acrolectal Singaporean English is roughly the same as formal British English, with the exception of some pronunciation differences that occur due to the influence of Singlish pronunciation. Acrolectal Singaporean English does exhibit, however, a much smaller degree of Singlish pronunciation features than do Mesolectal, Basilectal, and pidgin variants of Singlish. For example, speakers of acrolectal Singaporean English attempt to restore the phonemes /θ/ and /ð/ (as in thin and then).
Mesolectal: This is more "middle-class", and is used in formal and semi-formal situations. At this level, features not found in other forms of English begin to emerge.
Basilectal: This is the colloquial speech used by almost everyone, educated or not, in informal settings, and is the speech usually referred to as "Singlish". Here can be found all of the unique phonological, lexical, and grammatical features of Singlish. Many of these features can be attributed to Asian languages such as the Chinese languages, Malay, or Indian languages such as Tamil, though some cannot.
Pidgin: This is the "pidgin" level of Singlish, which is probably a good representative of an earlier stage of Singlish, before creolization took place and solidified Singlish as a fully formed creole. Like all pidgins, speakers at the pidgin level speak another language as a first language, and Singlish as a second language. However, since many people today learn Singlish natively, the number of speakers at the "pidgin" level of Singlish is dwindling. This is because by definition, a pidgin is not learned natively.
Basilect ("Singlish")"Dis guy Singrish si beh powderful wan. Hoh seh liao lah! Damn steady wan la!"
Mesolect"Dis guy Singlishdamn powerful one leh."
Acrolect ("Standard")"This person's Singlish is very good."
If u haf totally skipped the above 2 paragraphs, u would have missed the hidden joke
if u really did read the paragraph after i said there was a joke in it, u are DUMBO..... but u improved on ur general knowledge=D
and i just realized my post no pix.... hmmm i randomise some pix
hebe is cute la u haf to admit
and anyway
LOL omg super long post for me i think i should stop and sleep
good nite peepz,, not gonna to blog alredi i think... lol super double post in a week... cool
QUAN KAO NI LE SABRINA
CYAz
SIGNING OFF
LEE YUELONG
