A customer went to snack bar and ordered a hamburger. When 20 minutes had gone and his food hadn't arrived, the irritated customer asked the waiter. Customer: Will my hamburger be long? Waiter: No, sir...it will be round.
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term exam paper:
"Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat), or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof." Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant thereof.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions, and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell, because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Krissy Jones during my Freshman year that "it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then (2) cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic.
This student got the only A.
Q1 ) The alphabet has 26 letters. How many letters will be left when ET leaves?
A1 ) 21 letters left. cause when ET leaves he needs to take UFO.
Q1) Xiao ming saw a one thousand dollar note and fish on the floor. why did he take the fish and not the note?
A1 ) Because Xiao Ming is a cat !!
当你活在黑暗中时，不要放弃，请祈祷。。。。但如果在你祈祷之后生活还是一样黑暗，那你要怎 样？？？
答案：开灯啦~~
请问...糖果是公的还是母的?
答案：母的,因为..糖果放在桌上会"生"蚂蚁
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Anglican High School
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#01 adeline SUOPERHOT HOTTIE
#02 jiesi BABELICIOUS HOTTIE
#03 shimin HOTTIE
#04 jasmine chong HOTTIE
#05 cindy HOTTIE
#06 mengjit HOTTIE
#07 peishan HOTTIE
#08 meiling HOTTIE
#09 jasmine lee HOTTIE
#10 jazz HOTTIE
#11 sabrina SUSPICIOUS OBJECT
#12 kehui HOTTIE
#13 aurial OREO, BANNED CAUSE OF MELAMINE
#14 stephanie HOTTIE
#15 yirong HOTTIE
#16 minyu HOTTIE
#17 jingting HOTTIE
#18 weneng HOTTIE
#19 stella HOTTIE
#20 viviana HOTTIE.. wait NOEL DON'T HIT ME I JUST CALLED HER A HOTTIE I DON"T LIKE HER... AS IN I DON'T LIKE LIKE HER U GET IT?? OMG
#21 hweeli HOTTIE
#22 guodong HOTTIE WHO SELLS US NON-MELAMINE TAINTED PRODUCTS
#23 victor Veektor! may make a special appearance in heroes as the guy who is invisible... Have u seen the movie about the invisible dude? yep, we can't see it yet...
#24 junhao assjabber! he sticks needles in my ass x( haha understand ppl?
#25 chenyu noobish half-breed muggerdog
#26 perry perry perry! *annoying music* perry perry!! (tune to tune of honey by cyndi wang) pebbles
#27 jasper has the most assjabs x)
#28 randy wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee randy mandy sandy candy wandy jandy gandy handy
#29 yuelong HERO
#30 leonard MOST EVIL VILLIAN BOO LEONARD SUCKS
#31 james hi, my name is pon, james pon all lessons except mr chen's lessons
#32 noel *hiding from him*
#33 peter red tomato... why are u so red? u like someone izit x)
#34 yihan hannie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#35 junliang BRIDGE!!!! I WAN2 PLaY
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Class Committee
2006: Monitor - James
Monitress - Jie Si
Secretary - Randy
Welfare - Aurial, Jing Ting
Functions - Meng Jit, Viviana
Cleanliness - Adeline, Perry
Treasurer - Yuelong, Mei Ling
2007: Monitor - Yihan
Monitress - Jie Si
Secretary - Perry
Welfare - Jun Hao, Jasper
Functions - Yirong, Mei Ling
Cleanliness - Adeline, James
Treasurer - Jasmine Chong, Jasmine Lee
Subject Reps.
2006: IT - Jun Hao, Ci Yi
English - Guo Dong
HCL - Min Yu
Emaths - Jasper
Amaths - Peter
Chemistry - Meng Jit
Biology - Mei Ling
Physics - Stephanie
Social Studies - Tsze Deng
PE - Noel
2007: IT - Jun Hao, Ci Yi
English - Guo Dong
HCL - Min Yu
E/Amaths - Chen Yu
Chemistry - Meng Jit
Biology - Mei Ling
Physics - Jun Liang
Social Studies - Tsze Deng
E. History - Yuelong
Teachers
2006: Form - Mdm Hidayah
English - Ms Huda, Mrs Yeo
HCL - Huang Lao Shi
CL - Ye Lao Shi
E/Amaths - Mr Chen
Chemistry - Mrs Lam
Biology - Mrs Lee
Physics - Mdm Hidayah
Social Studies - Mr Ong
E. Geography - Mr Tan
E. History - Mr Yeow
2007: Form - Mr Chen
English - Mrs Chew
HCL - Huang Lao Shi
CL - Ye Lao Shi
E/Amaths - Mr Chen
Chemistry - Mrs Lam
Biology - Mrs Lee
Physics - Mr Lee
Social Studies - Ms Zarinah
E. Geography - Mdm Tham
E. History - Ms Zarinah
SEL - Wang Lao Shi, Mr Chen
Awards
2006: CNY display board - 3rd place
bonding camp - Best Class Award (group C)
Racial Harmony Day Stall - Most Money Collected
EOY post exam games - 1st in Soccer
2007: Who wants to be a Global Citizen Game - 1st position
Library Poster Comp. - 1st and 2nd placing
Sec 4 Cheering &Face-Painting Competition (National Day) - 2nd! :D
Best Improvement Award ^^
