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Sunday, February 26, 2006

OMG-_-^ (8:06 PM)

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way.

Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks again accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.

The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."

The man says, "All right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?"

The monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk."

The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, "I have traveled the earth and have found what you
have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth."

The monks reply, "Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound."

The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is right behind that door."

The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, "Real funny. May I have the key?"

The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone.

The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby.

He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire.

So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz and amethyst.

Finally, the monks say, "This is the last key to the last door."

The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.

Do you want to know what is that sound?

Sorry I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.

*yuelongXxXxXx

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#20 viviana HOTTIE.. wait NOEL DON'T HIT ME I JUST CALLED HER A HOTTIE I DON"T LIKE HER... AS IN I DON'T LIKE LIKE HER U GET IT?? OMG
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Class Committee

2006:
Monitor - James
Monitress - Jie Si
Secretary - Randy
Welfare - Aurial, Jing Ting
Functions - Meng Jit, Viviana
Cleanliness - Adeline, Perry
Treasurer - Yuelong, Mei Ling

2007:
Monitor - Yihan
Monitress - Jie Si
Secretary - Perry
Welfare - Jun Hao, Jasper
Functions - Yirong, Mei Ling
Cleanliness - Adeline, James
Treasurer - Jasmine Chong, Jasmine Lee

Subject Reps.

2006:
IT - Jun Hao, Ci Yi
English - Guo Dong
HCL - Min Yu
Emaths - Jasper
Amaths - Peter
Chemistry - Meng Jit
Biology - Mei Ling
Physics - Stephanie
Social Studies - Tsze Deng
PE - Noel

2007:
IT - Jun Hao, Ci Yi
English - Guo Dong
HCL - Min Yu
E/Amaths - Chen Yu
Chemistry - Meng Jit
Biology - Mei Ling
Physics - Jun Liang
Social Studies - Tsze Deng
E. History - Yuelong

Teachers

2006:
Form - Mdm Hidayah
English - Ms Huda, Mrs Yeo
HCL - Huang Lao Shi
CL - Ye Lao Shi
E/Amaths - Mr Chen
Chemistry - Mrs Lam
Biology - Mrs Lee
Physics - Mdm Hidayah
Social Studies - Mr Ong
E. Geography - Mr Tan
E. History - Mr Yeow

2007:
Form - Mr Chen
English - Mrs Chew
HCL - Huang Lao Shi
CL - Ye Lao Shi
E/Amaths - Mr Chen
Chemistry - Mrs Lam
Biology - Mrs Lee
Physics - Mr Lee
Social Studies - Ms Zarinah
E. Geography - Mdm Tham
E. History - Ms Zarinah
SEL - Wang Lao Shi, Mr Chen

Awards

2006:
CNY display board - 3rd place
bonding camp - Best Class Award (group C)
Racial Harmony Day Stall - Most Money Collected
EOY post exam games - 1st in Soccer

2007:
Who wants to be a Global Citizen Game - 1st position
Library Poster Comp. - 1st and 2nd placing
Sec 4 Cheering &Face-Painting Competition (National Day) - 2nd! :D
Best Improvement Award ^^