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VOTE FOR DR WONG!

2011-02-20T12:36:00.001+08:00

by Yuelong on facebook :)

Heroes Episodes Compilation

2010-10-21T23:19:00.003+08:00

Hello people!
For the benefit of everyone, here are the long lost Heroes episodes by PED LEE :)

Heroes Season 1:
Episode 1 + 2 | Episode 3

Heroes Season 2:
Episode 1 | Episode 2 + 3 | Episode 4 | Episode 4.5

:D
Enjoy!

Yuelong, you should write more!
SEASON THREE! :D

Happy 2010! :D

2010-01-01T20:34:00.002+08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL! :D

Yay, pictures finally uploaded here :D

Thanks all for coming yesterday :)
Hope you all had fun playing cards at the beach and eating the pizza, cake & sandwiches. Lols

Those who want photos, please pass me your thumbdrive or something :D

4L's Third Countdown Party

2009-12-19T18:02:00.005+08:00

Hello people!

Alright, so the new year is coming and we're planning for our THIRD COUNTDOWN PARTY this year.

Details/Description as follows:

Just like on 31st Dec 2007 and 31st Dec 2008, 31st Dec this year we'll be going to Downtown East at night for the countdown event there, and then going to someone's house to stay for the night.
*Actually this is a tentative plan, if anyone wants a change for this year and has better ideas, tell us! We'll go with what's best for everyone (:

Anyway I've already SMSed everyone (I really mean everyone) to make sure everyone is informed of this event. Tentatively we're going to Jiesi's house after countdown at Downtown. 'Tentatively' cause her house's in a mess right now so her mum says you guys can come *provided* they can clear the mess by that day. So we needa find a 'back-up house' lol. Anyone wants to volunteer? :P

Please give suggestions on anything. Like food/drinks that you'd like to have for that night, the stuff you wanna do e.g. movie marathon, gift exchange? or cycling (which I think ~~Sab~~ *I CAN CYCLE ALREADY. LOL* and Meng Jit will definitely disagree with heh), or just card games (to reminisce about 4L days lol).

*Almost all of the above is quoted directly from fb :)

Basically, just tell us what you all want and we'll try to fit in as many things as possible to satisfy everyone! :D

If you still need other details, you can contact me (sab) via email, msn (i'm alw appearing offline so you can jus pm me and see if i reply.haha), fb or sms (try not to call me 'cos i may not pick up and i cant call you back 'cos my phone does not have caller id!). Or you can contact jiesi too!

THANKS ALL!
REALLY HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL SOON!
:D

love,
Sabrina

2009-03-29T17:23:00.006+08:00

Hi Class, this is part two of the photos :D

The poster. Message printed: A happy relationship is made up of two good forgivers. Click on picture for full size.

The jisgaw. Very beautifully drawn by Jasmine Chong and costly as well. Click on picture for full size.

Mrs Chen:"And they lived happily ever after :D"

Mr Chen:"Hmm... I wonder how life will be like?"

A family portrait of the new couple. Click on picture for full size.

Mr. Chen's Wedding Photos!

2009-03-28T23:41:00.021+08:00

HAHAHA, THE BIG DAY FINALLY CAME YO!
PHOTO TIME!

hehe, when we were still on the mrt to dhoby ghaut! x)

and in the MRT station!

& finally reached the churched after walking through some trekking-like paths in our glam clothes o.0

HAHAH, and the ceremony finally started!*some of the pictures may not be very clear due to low resolution ):*

pretty pretty mrs.chen!

(1) preparing to kiss!
(2) end of peck
(3) kiss again! haha

these 2 people are mr.chen's twin brothers! omg!

(lol, this picture is still damn funny!)

what a wonderful day seeing almost 95% of 4L turning up!
:D

CNY's just for laughs

2009-01-29T20:12:00.002+08:00

为什么新年的时候小偷到你家会偷每一样东西？

因为他通通都抢，通通都抢!
新年快乐！

haha, yuelong smsed this to me on the first day of chinese new year.
so i'm here to share this with the world :D
yay.

4L'o7 chalet (2-4jan'o9)

2009-01-04T20:16:00.000+08:00

hahaha pictures from chalet are here! :D

haha so gonna miss all the good old days with you people.
let's try to have more outings in the future.
we can spam after 'A's! x)

4L countdown cum stayover at leonard's :D

2009-01-02T22:16:00.002+08:00

yay, pictures!
finally. (:

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE.
WISHING EVERYONE ALL THE BEST IN 2009.
恭祝大家新年快乐!

COUNTDOWN GATHERING!!!

2008-12-27T21:47:00.002+08:00

Hello people :D

This is regarding the countdown gathering (:
Since we're going to Leonard's house after the countdown thing, most probably we'll be going to Downtown East (for convenience, as you know, transport is difficult to find by that time).

Those interested to go, please reply on the tagboard (>>>) or SMS Jie Si (:

Thanks!
(:

PS/ it's on the 31st of December, if you didn't realise. (lol)

Heroes Episode 4.5

2008-11-14T09:51:00.002+08:00

Dear viewers, today's Heroes Episode will be a bit special

It will not be a continuation of the story...

No...

This episode will be a BACK STORY about a character...

the character is Pon

James Pon

This will be the story about how he got the 007 status...

________________________________________________
Heroes Episode 4.5 will begin...

James and the Oyster

3 years ago

Dr Noob: James.... today is the day you have been waiting for...

James Pon: YOU MEAN YOU FINALLY ARE GOING TO MOVE UP THE LADDER AND NOT BE THE DOUBLE ZERO ORGANIZATION'S PRINCIPAL AND THE NO LAN LADY IS TAKING OVER??

Dr Noob: No lah.... Today is the day u get ur final mission.... and if u pass this final mission... You will get the license to pon...

James Pon: License to PON?? oh my god... i've been waiting for this day

Dr Noob: All you have to do is to steal the Oyster from the evil Jasper!

James Pon: What???

Dr Noob: I'm sure you have heard of the story of the MONTH Oysters...

James Pon: Yes, it was so powerful that it killed half of the population! But they were all destroyed...

Dr Noob: Except for one.... The June Oyster...

James Pon: You mean the one that will grant the user amazing vocals?

Dr Noob: yes......

________________________________________________________
Jasper: Veektor! Have you finished the preparations?

Veektor: Yes Master Jasper

Jasper: *meow*

Veektor: ??? WTF??

Jasper: I have purred... Now is it ready?

Veektor: No i didn't mean just purr... I was calling your name.... JASPER!

Jasper: *meow*

Veektor: ...........

Jasper: Have you prepared for the activation of the June Oyster?

Veektor: YES YOU IDIOT!!

Jasper: Who the hell is DIOT? WHY MUST I EAT HIM/HER?

Veektor: ............ the preparations are done.....

Jasper: hmmm good.... muahahahaha!!!

Mysteriously Sexy Voice: Now wait a second....

Jasper: Who's that?

Mysteriously Sexy Voice: My name is Pon, James Pon...

Jasper: oh are u covalent and ionic bond's brother?

James Pon: NOT THAT BOND YOU IDIOT!!!

Jasper: WHO THE HELL IS DIOT WHY IS EVERYONE ASKING ME TO EAT HIM/HER!

James and Veektor: .........

James Pon takes out his trusty weapon... His Calculator!

Jasper: NOOOO VEEKTOR STOP HIM!!

James types out dy/dx(Veektor) =

ZERO!!!! (When Veektor is a constant)

Veektor disappears into nothing.

James Pon: Now, give me the June Oyster...

Jasper: HERE you can have it....

Jasper hands james the june oyster

James Pon: So much power...

Jasper: Yes.... You know you want it.... Eat it.... It tastes like BLeaH but it'd make you a super singer... Eat it... Eat the June Hao(蚝)...

James Pon(in a mesmerized state): Yes master Jasper....

Jasper: *meow*

James Pon: I will eat it... Right after i divide you!!

Jasper/2=JAS+PER

Jasper: ARGHHH!!! I"M SPLIT INTO HALF....

*thud* *thud*

James Pon: You must be kidding... I'm not that crazy to eat the June Oyster... He's my friend!

June Oyster: 不是英雄!!!! 不读三国!!!! 若是英雄!!!! 怎么能不懂寂寞!!!!

Dr Noob suddenly calls James

Dr Noob: Good job James, I know you have recovered the Oyster... I can even hear it singing from our hq.... Now... I'm proud to announce you have the licence to PON... Now report back to hq for a debriefing...

Mysteriously Sexy Voice: Sorry Dr Noob, but my name is Pon...

James Pon...

And I'm gonna pon that debriefing...

________________________________________

Heroes Episode 4

2008-11-10T21:22:00.002+08:00

Previously on heroes....

Wu Zun: 3 Heroes down, now 3 more to go... before we get the magical shoelace...

Tsze Deng: huh? what? sorry i was stoning x(

Mrs Lee: Tsze Deng PAY ATTENTION WHY ARE YOU TALKING IN CLASS!!

Tsze Deng: what? but i wasn't talking...

Mrs Lee: Go Stand OUTSIDE!!

Tsze Deng: yes mdm... *emo emo*

_________________________________________________________

Heroes Episode 4, will begin.
The Election

Honey: Hey... What is that floating in the river?

Noe: No idea...

Honey: What?? It doesn't look like a deer at all! and how do you know it has no eyes??

Noe: ....................

Honey: Let's grab it! It could be money or sth!

Noe: ....................

Honey drives the boat towards the black plastic bags. He tries to carry it into the boat... NOE HELP ME...

With much difficulty they hoisted the two plastic bags into the boat...

They open the bags.

Honey: Oh My TIAN! It's the president!

Noe: He's...... alive!

_________________________________________________

President Wong opens his eyes and sees a white ceiling... Am i in heaven? he thinks to himself... I died...

Jassie Chew: No you didn't... I made Tsze Deng think that u died... and he threw you and yuelong into the river without checking...

Yuelong: Stop rubbing it in... To think i was almost killed by my closest dog companion.... and i was saved by .... you....

Jassie Chew: x)

President Wong: OH MY TIAN!!! HI-CHEW!!!!!!!

the melamine-free sweet, available in supermarkets everywhere... This advertisement was paid by Morinaga..
Hi-chew, the sweet for everyone...

Jassie Chew: Hi President Wong!

President Wong: I thought you went to taiwan to find your prince luo han yu?

Jassie Chew: haha... you know absence makes the heart grow fonder x)

Yuelong: Let me break this conversation by saying a random joke:

A student from china opened a door, then he walked in through the door. How come he ended up in Narnia?

Coz when he entered he said" hey... 这里是哪里呀？

LOL

Jassie Chew: Walao YUELONGG!!!!!!

President Wong: NOT FUNNY *Punches the air and makes a act bushhh sound*

Jassie Chew: Now let's find Mr L before tsze deng and Wu Zun does..

Yuelong: No.... we have to save another person first.... It's all making sense now.. A fat dude told me in my dream" Save the cheerleader, save the world..." I thought he meant i had to save President Wong... But now i know who he meant... The water-shooting cheerleader June Liang, coz only she can defeat the dog td... because td can't swim.... even though dogs can swim... but he can't... what a noob...

President Wong: But what about my election?

Yuelong and Jassie: OH YEAH HOR WE FORGOT LOL!

to be continued

Episode 2_3

2008-11-06T21:56:00.005+08:00

Episode 2+3

...

Previously on heroes,

President Wong: yay!!! i'm so happy

*bang*

Yuelong: You...............

________________________________________________

Heroes Episode 2:

The Mysterious Stranger

Yuelong: You... it can't be... I killed you...

Mysterious stranger: Yes, now i will kill you too.

Yuelong: You forgot, i'm impervious to bullets... and i know what is your weakness...

Mysterious Stranger: Try to kill me, and your favourite dog will be dead...

Yuelong: Tsze Deng... What have you done to him?

Mysterious Stranger: I am him...!!!

The stranger reveals his identity...

Yuelong: Tsze Deng, but why??? Why are you dressed up as the evil barbar? and why did u shoot the president?

Tsze Deng takes a picture of hebe and burns it

yuelong: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*thud*

Tsze Deng smiles and presses a number on his WALLET PHONE(BECAUSE HE DOESN"T HAVE A REAL HANDPHONE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

Tsze Deng: It's done.

Mysterious Voice: good.... now find the next hero... the amazingly shuai wuzun

_____________________________________________________

Wu Zun: oh man... i can't believe all my products have been tainted with melamine...
even my favourite Aurial cookies

suddenly, like a crazy dog, td runs into the scene.

Tsze Deng: Mr Wu... I am here to kill you...

Wu ZuN: I have been waiting for u..... can't u recognize my voice, i am the KILLER... the one who has been giving u instructions!

Tsze Deng: wtf? lol
__________________________________________________
Episode 3:

Quantum of Shoelace

Mr L, from the safety of his apartment, envisions all that has happened...

Mr L: OH MY GOODNESS... The villians are going to win... I have to do something... I have to send my favourite and my most powerful student... Get me the ONE

Perry Pebbles: Yes sir x) wheeee!

Mysteriously sexy voice can be heard...

Sexy Voice: Yes, Mr L?

Mr L: You have to fight the traitor wuzun and his dog

Sexy Voice: all right

_______________________________________________
Tsze Deng: So what's next master?

Suddenly bullets rang high into the air...

Peter Pan runs in...

Peter: Master Wu, he's coming.... My pans weren't strong enough

Wu Zun: Who??

*thud*

Footsteps could be heard coming closer...

Sexy Voice: Hi everybody....

Tsze Deng: Who are you?

Sexy Voice: My name is Pon, James Pon... And today... I am going to shut u down Quantum!

Wu Zun: Pon, u should really have pon today and not come straight to our hq... muahaha... We have your ba bing... Your pretty friend... June

James Pon: Haha... i noe many june's, and none of them matter haha

Wu Zun: Really? Her surname is.... liang.... MUAHAHA

James stuns for a second...

James Pon: She'll understand...

James takes out a deck of poker card...

James Pon: Now, let's play bridge... the Loser, DIES!!

He throws the Ace of Spades at Wu Zun, but Wu Zun catches it...

Wu Zun: Your cards are no match against my... melamine! muahaha

Melamine tainted cookies and milk suddenly pours all over James Pon

James Pon: Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

*thud*

Wu Zun: 3 Heroes down, now 3 more to go... before we get the magical shoelace...

Tsze Deng: huh? what? sorry i was stoning x(

Mrs Lee: Tsze Deng PAY ATTENTION WHY ARE YOU TALKING IN CLASS!!

Tsze Deng: what? but i wasn't talking...

Mrs Lee: Go Stand OUTSIDE!!

Tsze Deng: yes mdm... *emo emo*

To be continued.

Finally

2008-11-04T22:19:00.006+08:00

after 5 months... your long awaited hero has returned

yes.

the moment you have been waiting for...

yes

the return of the one

and only

LEE YUELONG

yes...

why has he decided to return??

because he

couldn't stand the sight

of the villian

leonardo low

who has been terrorizing the president of the free peoples

President Wong CIYI...

and in this coming election, leonardo's disciple, chenyu seems to have an unassailable 20point lead over the incumbent, President Wong...

If chenyu wins, the world will end...

Can Yuelong stop him in time?

Season 2: Heroes will begin..

Chen Yu: leonardo my master, the plan is going perfectly... The people are going to vote for me thanks to my heavy propoganda... i mugged thru 60 textbooks on how to rig the elections... muahahaha

leonardo: yes chenyu, u are my greatest disciple... U are the closest to a muggerdog that i can talk to. THe real muggerdogs are too busy mugging... and the only liberal muggerdog rejects that take breaks are from Veektorea JayCee, and you know what they are doing during this holidays... breeding to create more muggerdogs...

Chen Yu: Yes master....

-Scene changes to President's office

President Wong: How am i going to win this election? the half-breed muggerdog chenyu has spread so much crazy propaganda that i can't possibly win... I can't fail my people... i need help

-The door suddenly opens and Yuelong appears..-

Yuelong: And your help has arrived...

President Wong: But how? Impossible.... sabrina the suspicious one shot you.... you died....

Yuelong: It's a long story... But we don't have the time.. We have 3 hours to win this election!!!

President wong screams and joy and hugs yuelong

President Wong: THANK YOU....

Yuelong: You're welcome... now let's go...

suddenly, like a bolt out of the blue, a gunshot rang high into the air.

the deafening bang sounded like a giant being released from his cage into an empty cave, with his screams piercing the tranquility of the cave.

The silence was even more deafening..

President Wong: I've been shot....

-thud-

Yuelong: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

looks at the direction of where the bullet came from and sees a familiar figure..

Yuelong: you...................

TO BE CONTINUED

Class Chalet

2008-10-06T21:37:00.002+08:00

Hello. This is the confirmed date of our class chalet.

Due to late booking, we will have our chalet on 2nd-4th Jan 2009. It has been booked, so no more changes to the dates. It will be from Friday to Sunday. I hope your timetable won't clash with the chalet, and try your best to avoid other activities.

Chalet booked is Garden Terrace, not sure D or I. You can ask Mr Chen about the alphabet. Anyway, we should thank Mr Chen for being so nice to help us book a chalet again this year. :D

Activities that we will be doing are mentioned in the post below (mainly still in the planning process).

Let's hope we can enjoy ourselves during class chalet! :D (JC is so no life)

Rock on 4L! ;D

Class Chalet!

2008-09-27T12:03:00.003+08:00

Hey people, 4L class chalet is coming up! We will be having it on the third week of Dec holiday. Check in date is not confirmed yet, but will most likely not fall on Wednesday and Saturday, because Mr Chen says he will not be free on both days.

Due to popular demand, we will be staying in the same kind of chalet as last year, Garden Terrace. :D And since the cost of booking is the lowest, you will not experience big holes in your pockets. ;) (Unless of course, if you want to spend it on playing.) We may be having both BBQ and steamboat this year, depending on resources and responses, so please check your email and SMS inbox in Nov. Programmes and details about what we are going to do during the 3D2N period will be discussed when the time comes, since I know most of you are busy with your own things now.

This is the end of our chalet preview. 大家敬请期待。

teachers' day photos :D

2008-09-05T19:46:00.003+08:00

hey people!
here are the 2 photos we took last friday (teachers' day)
:D

the photos have been sized down for easier upload.
if you want the original, nudge me when i appear online :)

I MISS ALL OF YOU SO MUCH! ):

BBQ PICTURES! <33

2008-06-09T13:09:00.001+08:00

hello people!
yay, BBQ pictures! hahaha :D

on the bus after 'grocery shopping'

our groceries (:
BEFORE:
DURING:

AFTER:

YAY FINALLY ANOTHER CLASS PHOTO! :DD

hahah :D
bbq was enjoyable! love the chicken wings. (LOL)
must have more outings hor.
&& CHALET DURING END OF YR HOLS OK! (:

4L BBQ

2008-06-05T16:12:00.006+08:00

This is the first post I, Jun Hao, am making in our dear class blog of 3lmo'06 and 4Latacio'07 after 2 years of just reading the posts done mostly by our dear friend aka Jumping Dragon, Yuelong.

Hello everyone!
Our long awaited class gathering is finally here!
*Heaves a very very huge sigh of relief*
My mum actually commented that our class is freaking lucky.
Apparently because it's the holidays, BBQ pits 1,3,4,5,6 are booked for this saturday.
(And yes there are 6 BBQ pits in my dear condo)
And we got the last BBQ pit!
As it's a lucky pit, we have to cherish it.

*Extra Holiday Event*
Because it's pit number 2, why not get someone very close to your heart (of the opposite sex of course) *hint hint* to join this gathering =). That means that person can not only be, from our class... Unless that person's FROM our class *Coughs at someone's name* xDtm)
Its a pairing number of 2.
A lucky number, considering that well this was the last BBQ pit available before I munched it up muhahaha.
Anyway enough of crapping (If you think I'm crapping, gosh you seriously have no life! xDtm)

The details are as follows...

Date: 7 June 2008, This Coming Saturday
Venue: Tanameracrest Condominium
Pari Dedap Walk
BBQ pit 2 (Just behind GM office facing swimming pool)
*In case you are still in doubt, ask the guys. They have played poker there before.*
Time: 5.00p.m.- 10.00p.m.

Cost:
I have paid 60 bucks for the BBQ pit SO CHERISH IT.
*Economics: When demand exceeds supply, price is jacked up.)
As for cost of food, I heard our ex-class fund still exists and has nearly a hundred bucks.
So for now, there's no need to bring any amount of money for the BBQ.

What to bring:

For guys, PLEASE bring extra clothing. You never know what James and Jun Liang might want to do to you especially if there's a pool nearby.

For all, PLEASE bring your swimming gear. There'll be lots of fun swimming, soaking in the SPA pool and heating up in the steam-bath chambers. It's damn fun, trust me x) Please also bring poker cards or any forms of card games you deem FUN. It's all about having fun in this rare class
gathering.

I have also invited Chen Sir, who has just came back from reservist, and his girlfriend. Please do invite Mdm Hidayah and her kids for those who have her number (I don't >.<) Hopefully Chen Sir would turn up with his girlfriend of course...

Rules and guidelines:

- Do not make too much noise unless other people of other BBQ pits are doing so as well and the
guards have not intervened to bring down their noise level.
- Do not go up to my house in large groups. In fact try not to go up to my house at all =)
- There are specific bathrooms near the bbq pit for swimmers who wish to call it a day for dipping
into the pool, and of course BBQ-ers who think they stink. Ensure that you have brought
extra clothing and *IMPORTANT* underwear =)
- As this batch of security guards is still new, poker card playing near BBQ pit 2 where there are
security cameras around shouldn't cause them to come and stop us (Unless they find money
around. Hide your wallets.) Just be discrete about doing so. =)
- Have as much fun as possible.

NOTE:

When you get to the Guard Post, please say:
- I'm here for my friend's BBQ. His unit number is Blk 10, #05-15. BBQ
pit number is 2.

So yes please turn up!
For those who cannot turn up PLEASE inform me, Jiesi or Yi Han.
And last but not least.

Hope you guys have fun.
Au Revoir.

JAE posting

2008-06-05T15:54:00.002+08:00

Since Yue Long didn't do the job, let me complete the results of posting.

Adeline - Temasek JC
Jie Si - Temasek JC
Shi Min - Temasek JC
Jasmine C. - Temasek Poly (design and media)
Cindy - Victoria JC
Meng Jit - Temasek JC
Pei Shan - Victoria JC
Mei Ling - Temasek JC
Jasmine L. - Temasek JC
Jazz - Victoria JC
Sabrina - Victoria JC
Ke Hui - Meridian JC
Aurial - Temasek JC
Stephanie - Raffles JC
Yi Rong - Temasek JC
Min Yu - Temasek JC
Jing Ting - Temasek Poly (Biological Science)
Wen Eng - Meridian JC
Stella - Meridian JC
Viviana - Victoria JC
Hwee Li - Temasek JC
Guo Dong - Tampines JC
Victor - Victoria JC
Jun Hao - Temasek JC
Chen Yu - National JC
Perry - Temasek JC
Jasper - Temasek JC
Randy - Victoria JC
Yue Long - Victoria JC
Leonard - Temasek JC
James - St. Andrews JC
Noel - Victoria JC
Peter - Meridian JC
Yi Han - St. Andrews JC
Jun Liang - Temasek JC
Ci Yi - Victoria JC
Tsze Deng - Temasek JC

Yep yep!
Any mistakes please edit yourself. :P

boo hoo :( i am so sad

2008-05-30T19:24:00.002+08:00

boo hoo i am so sadeds....

\leonard say my beedeo ish notch furnniii...

boo hoo...

i shall give u all this beedeo den

and this

the COUNT Sesame Street!!!

2008-05-26T18:14:00.002+08:00

Hello guys!!!

yuelong here

i'm sure you all know who ELMO is.

He is from sesame street!! i'm sure u all know =D

but do u all know the COUNT from sesame street?

LOL REVIVED+ SMRT LADY OMG OMG

2008-05-04T16:10:00.001+08:00

Hi guys yuelong here...

lol ever wondered who the lady who always gave the announcements in the MRT was?(before the new one)

cool :)

revival of the dead blog

2008-04-18T21:40:00.001+08:00

whee~~~

revived

JAE postings

2008-03-24T21:48:00.002+08:00

okay since chen yu requested it i shall post it

Behold, the JAE posting results!!!

Adeline - TA MA DE SEK Jay Cee
Jie Si - TA MA DE SEK Jay Cee
Shi Min - I DUNO JC
Jasmine C. - TA MA DE SEK Jay Cee
Cindy - VEE TORE REE AH!
Meng Jit - ? should be TA MA DE SEK Jay Cee
Pei Shan - VEE TORE REE AH!
Mei Ling - TA MA DE SEK Jay Cee
Jasmine L. - ? should be TA MA DE SEK Jay Cee
Jazz - VEE TORE REE AH!
Sabrina - VEE TORE REE AH!

the rest i lazy to post except for CHEN YU

Chen Yu" interNATIONAL JC

rest not confirmed lol i copied from PAE postings lol

Ke Hui - MJC
Aurial - TJC
Stephanie - RJC
Yi Rong - MJC
Min Yu - TJC
Jing Ting -
Wen Eng - VJC
Stella - MJC
Viviana - VJC
Hwee Li - TJC
Guo Dong - TJC##
Victor - VJC
Jun Hao - TJC
Chen Yu -
Perry - TJC
Jasper - TJC
Randy - VJC#
Yue Long - VJC
Leonard - TJC##
James - SAJC
Noel -
Peter - MJC
Yi Han - SAJC
Jun Liang - TJC
Ci Yi - VJC
Tsze Deng - TJC

sorry i lazy to post someone update...

okay sth funny for you guys

chen yu

is a

cute

boy:)

Super Amusing Stuff

2008-03-10T18:29:00.004+08:00

All Right People....

Yuelong is gonna entertain you this March Holidays....

I found these suggestions in the Anglican High School Suggestion Portal, or soon-to-be renamed as AHS Joke Portal

JENETTE PANG YAN YEE S1-K Tue 12 Feb 2008 17:17
Problems crossing the road- it's too scary! I usually come to school on foot like most other students. I get a bit scared when I cross the road to the school. There are too many cars there,every time I would have to cross beteen cars, which is not really safe. And most drivers don't give way to students and I would have to wait for a while before it's really "safe" to cross the road.

1 of 2 assigned
School Facilities / Environment

Okay, its not too funny, its just abit childish with the scary thing... Bear with me, it'd get funnier

Situation
I love to bath in school becuz the school is a very hot enviroment, and i cannot stand the hot weatherso i think showerheads should be installed in toilets so that we people can shower during recess or after school so if there is any cca in school you will feel super super energized we need alot energy to do ccas because we need to put in 100% but if we dont shower we could not maximize our potential if you sticky sticky very yucky how do things with any concentration reports show that showers can energize a person 50% so if you could also extend our recess for us to shower it would be supersuper great as i love to shower and i believe most of us like to shower remember that showering is good for health and for energy and showering makes us spanking clean and shower off the stink so we would not stink the whole classroom i believe that our school should install showerheads in ALL toilets thank you for your correspondence ps sorry very much for my writing very lousy my keyboard a little bit spoiled cannot punch in punctuation mark veryvery sorry if this confuse you sorry very much
Suggestion
so i think showerheads should be installed in toilets so that we people can shower during recess or after school so if there is any cca in school you will feel super super energized, we need alot energy to do ccas because we need to put in 100% but if we dont shower we could not maximize our potential if you sticky sticky very yucky how do things with any concentration reports show that showers can energize a person 50% so if you could also extend our recess for us to shower it would be supersuper great as i love to shower and i believe most of us like to shower remember that showering is good for health and for energy and showering makes us spanking clean and shower off the stink so we would not stink the whole classroom i believe that our school should install showerheads in ALL toilets thank you for your correspondence

WTF.....

WTF This guy duno what's paragraphing

and the most classic

LEE ZHAN WEI S4-E Fri 08 Feb 2008 20:43
Gangsters seen loitering in 85 market I saw alot of gangsters loitering at 85 market. Those people were smoking and cursing loudly. I am aware that most of our students go to 85 market to eat, hence i think it is a threat to them.

1 of 1 assigned
Pupil Welfare / Development

Okay, this doesn't seem very funny, but wait for it...

Suggestion
I think the school should talk to the gangsters and say that this is Anglican School turf

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I didn't edit anything, this is a Cut-and-Paste Job... lol

And another classic one

Topic
Others
Subject
Computers in the library

PosterDate
CHANG JIA YING SHELTON Sat 28 Apr 2007 16:55

Situation
I was in the library checking and finding some infomation and pictures for my project on Yahoo! and when i typed in keywords for my pictures into the toolbar and guess what i saw. PORN!!!!!!!!!! I immediately closed the browser. I told my friend about this and he told me that the SafeSearch was offed. And it happens on every computer.

Suggestion
Everytime i go to the library and used the computer, i switch on the SafeSearch and after a few days, it gets turned off again. Antivirus and FireWall are not able to block out the pictures as it is on Yahoo! so i think it is the problem of the person's and his mind. No good suggestions. Sigh........

I wonder what were the keywords he had typed... and yeah, this guy is from NCC...

no wonder

lol and some jokes

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:"I am very rich. Marry me!" That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:"He's very rich. Marry him." That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say:"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." That's Tele- marketing .

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride You then say:"By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?" That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich..." That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:"I'm rich. Marry me."She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's Customer Feedback.

okay more more more

A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!"

They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.

"Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by. From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

"Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says "Bridge Broken" instead?"

NEXT!!!!

A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case. The Problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor. The child should be in my custody.

"The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"

The man sat for a while contemplating. ..then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out... Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"

HAHA one more one more

There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started.

The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked in and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear the one about the shortage of whores in India?”

With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.

“Wait, ladies,” cried the professor, “the boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”

HAHAHAHA sorry ladies :P

A Red Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.
'Say, Mom,' he asked, 'why is my big brother named Mighty Storm'?
''Because he was conceived during a mighty storm.' she replied.'Why is my sister named 'Corn Flower'?
''Well,' his mother answered, 'Your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her.'
'And why is my other sister called 'Moon Child'?''We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived,' the mother replied.

The mother then asked the boy, 'Tell me, Broken Rubber, why are you so curious?'

LAST ONE

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'

The woman said, 'That's okay.' For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.

The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.' So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'

The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'

->Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!!!!!Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. Male readers : Please scroll down.
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

helloooooo people

2008-02-23T14:39:00.004+08:00

Its nearly been a month since ppl updated haiz............ T.T

so let me update!!

update...

WRITTEN BY LEE YUELONG

WONG CI YI YOU ARE WRONG IT WASN'T SABRINA, IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

haha sorry guys, let me really update :)

-WARNING- DO NOT READ IF PREGNANT, SUFFERING FROM ASTHMA, HUMJI or PRONE TO PISSING YOUR PANTS

Two dormmates in college were in the same science class. The teacher had just reminded them about the midterm the next day when one dormmate — let's call her Juli — got asked to this big bash by the hottest guy in school. The other dormmate, Meg, had pretty much no interest in going and, being a diligent student, she took notes on what the midterm was about. After the entire period of flirting with her date, Juli was totally unprepared for her test, while Meg was completely prepared for a major study date with her books.

At the end of the day, Juli spent hours getting ready for the party while Meg started studying. Juli tried to get Meg to go, but she was insistent that she would study and pass the test. The girls were rather close and Juli didn't like leaving Meg alone to be bored while she was out having a blast.

Juli finally gave up, using the excuse that she would cram in homeroom the next day.
Juli went to the party and had the time of her life with her date. She headed back to the dorm around 2 a.m. and decided not to wake Meg.

She went to bed nervous about the midterm and decided she would wake up early to ask Meg for help. She woke up and went to wake Meg. Meg was lying on her stomach, apparently sound asleep. Juli rolled Meg over to reveal Meg's terrified face. Juli, concerned, turned on the desk lamp. Meg's study stuff was still open and had blood all over it. Meg had been slaughtered. Juli, in horror, fell to the floor and looked up to see, written on the wall in Meg's blood: "Aren't you glad you didn't turn on the lights!"

HAHAHA did anyone read? i read already balls shrink until become a raisin... lol NCC ppl scared if these stuff :)

all right sorry i'll post funny stuff next time
...

The End of An Era, the Start of Another

2008-01-25T14:30:00.000+08:00

The End of An Era, the Start of Another

Hello guys... Yuelong here.... haha....

Firstly

THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO CONGRATULATED ME AND ALL, AND HELPED ME IN SOME WAY OR ANOTHER ATTAIN THIS GOOD RESULT...

Without you guys, i would never have been able to do it....

I'm posting here today to reminisce about the past two years in AHS... I realized there hasn't really been a post summarizing all the various events that occurred in 3L 06 and 4L 07

3L 06

Let me start on 2nd Jan 2006... when we met for the first time in our class 3L... It was situated at Level 5(SUPER EXERCISE!!!)..

I met many new friends for the first time, like
Adeline the Basket(NO)baller,
Jiesi the MI LU BING,
Shi Min the Minie,
Jasmine chong the Red Bean Lover,
Cindy peh peh,
Meng Jit the Chem Rep,
Pei Shan the Hardworking Gamer,
Meiling the Ex treasurer partner,
Jasmine Lee the Treasurer,
Jazz Wee the PROM QUEEN,
Sabrina the teenage witch,
Ke Hui the reader,
Aurial the Artistic Apple,
Stephanie the Music Goddess,
Yi Rong the unlucky girl who sits next to aurial,
Min Yu the Jin Shun lookalike,
Jing Ting the ponning dancer,
Wen Eng the Succesor of ENG WAH Cinema(no link i noe, sorry,
Stella the German,
Viviana the baba black sheep
hweeli the 5566 lover,
Guodong the hottie wuzun *licks my lip*
Victor Chan the Viciously Victorious Victorian,
Jun Hao the gay..(just kidding Jun Hao the Homosexual... just kidding Jun Hao the Nice Boy With sometimes an annoying mouth :),
Chen Yu the cheena man who stunned everyone who 6A1s, wow...,
Perry the cutiepie who is shoooo cutiieex worrxzxzx whee~
Jasper the unlucky boy,
Randy the Sandy and Randy Mandy Gwendy Fandy Jandy Candy
Leonard Low the LaoNerd Spitter (YUCKS)
James the Pon, James Pon
Noel the emo-king of emoland in emoworld ...emo emo
Peter the red-faced tomato who always kana scolded by Huang Lao Shi
Yihan the Monitor!!!
Jun Liang the UNLUCKY BOY(You all should know why)
Ci Yi the Tall Boy :)
Tsze Deng the Sexy Tsze Deng (STD) and loyal doggy who always kana suan by me but never get angry in his life at me, except maybe once or twice... You Rock Man TD....

I remember Mdm Hidayah was our form teacher, and the first day was kinda fun... we introduced ourselves.. I remember this moment

introducing ourselves to Mdm Hidayah

Tsze Deng: Hi i'm Tsze Deng, and I'm the SS rep..

Yuelong: Hi, I'm the boy sitting next to the SS rep..

the class was as quiet as Buangkok...

I said that as a joke, but no one laughed... Leng Chang...
Haha, i seriously was so embarrassed, coz in 2C i was used to my class reacting to my lameness....

hahaha.....

Another Classic Moment

Victor was sleeping in Higher Chinese class, and he drooled in his sleep.... I used a highlighter and drew on him..... and i took many pictures wahaha, but sorry, i can't post them here....

HAha... And Do you remember Bondage camp(bonding camp i mean)
We were like soooooo hungry every moment, the portions of food were like Ci Yi, super tiny(heee sorry Ci Yi, At Least I spelt ur name CORRECTLY)

I've ran out of classic moments... SOMEONE POST !!!

Now let me do a review of our 3L teachers :)

Mdm Hidayah
A seriously nice teacher, too bad we didn't really get to see you too much because you were pregnant... Thank You Alot for teaching us Physics!!!!

Miss Huda
.....................the first English teacher to ever fail me for an English Compo......-.- haha, she's a nice person, but to me, a not-so-good teacher...............haha...... However I must thank her, I started to seriously pia for my english and not be complacent because of her :)

Mrs Yeo
Tsze Deng's Mom was a strict teacher... but i can't really remember much about her leh....

Huang Lao Shi
OMG OMG ANOTHER SUPER NICE TEACHER... I LIKE HER ALOT LEH....She is damn damn nice lar!!

Ye Lao Shi
I duno him, but he seems very fierce?? wahaha

Mr Chen
What I can say about this super nonsensical and random teacher? haha although he's a randomizing 'cher, i think he's a very very very good teacher and he's a great loss for AHS... His novel ways of teaching maths probably made us do better for maths!!! Lurbb euu lotts lotts

Mrs Lam
HAHA I DON"T THINK I even need to say anything about her... I can't think of a funnier and funner teacher than Mrs Lama.... hahaha she's damn cute lar... Remember her KICKBOXING??? wahaha... and her super funny and interesting no link stuffs... Ammonium nium... cuteee~

Mrs Lee
haha she's a wonderful Biology teacher!!! She is the best lame joker, she always suddenly says lame jokes when her face is like so serious.. wahaha... I think she rocks man

Mr Ong
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHA.... MADTV ROCKS MAN!!!
All the funny vids he showed us... classic man

Mr Tan
Sian, heard he was a very funny teacher... too bad he never taught me

Mr Yeow
ouch, my nipples still hurt..... haha... He also very very very funny wan,, but i always sleep during his lessons(when he going thru powerpoint) haha

Mr Chua
A slacky PE teacher, haha he has the best job man, ask us run 5 rounds then go office shake leg... haha

That should be all I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED MY MINI-REVIEW!!!

Someone please add more reviews man :)

FINAL Press Release from the PARLIAMENT

2008-01-21T15:57:00.000+08:00

Hi kids!

This blog's a lil empty aft all the active bloggers went to a particular college.

Know why?

Think about it...
(Hint: Cup)

No..
Not talking about A Cup or Z Cup.
Not World Cup oso.

Aiya..
You ppl cant think with ur hands one! ("Mum says I can think with my hands!" -.-'")

(Ans: We are MUGGING!)

So why am i still here posting?
Coz i'm quite free!

No need study for computing.
Dun take bio or phys.
Cannot study econs coz dun understand anything.
Got sick of the GP "We didnt start the fire" thingy.
Maths is just a revision of O Level topics.
FORCED not to take CL.
No PW for the time being.
MUGGED for chem during the weekends.

Cut the crap la.

Something really caught my attention one day.
Jun Hao's MSN nick.

"... ... ... - Some dark dark clouds (ti oh oh~~~) are formed as the sec fours still donno when their o lvl results are out"*

Where ... ... ... refers to some other unimportant crap.
*At least he wrote something like tt... =X

So, here's the gd stuff u've been waiting for:

http://www.moe.gov.sg/press/2008/pr20080121.htm

Uh-oh.

Does the lengthy essay just piss u off?
Let me try to summarize it:

Basically, YOUR 'O' Level results will be out on:

24 JANUARY

Yes,

24 JANUARY!

To quote some of the words:

The results of the 2007 Singapore-Cambridge General Certificate of Education Ordinary Level (GCE O-Level) Examination will be released on Thursday, 24 January 2008.

GASP!

"HUH..?! What time?" Perry may ask.

Well...
According to my info...

School candidates may collect their results from their schools at 2:00 pm on 24 January 2008. Private candidates will be informed of their results by post.
Private candidates may also access their results through the Singapore Examinations and Assessment Board website at http://www.seab.gov.sg/ from 2:00 pm on 24 January 2008.

2.00pm!

Then after that how to register for ur choice JC/MI/Poly/ITE?
I say...

The JAE registration period is for 5 calendar days (including Sunday), starting from 3:00 pm on Thursday, 24 January 2008 until 4:00 pm on Monday, 28 January 2008.

For more information on the JAE, applicants can refer to:
a. JAE Website at http://www.moe.gov.sg/esp/schadm/jae
b. MOE Customer Service Centre at 6872-2220 during office hours.

Is tt clear?

Wait wait wait...
Before you ask me when the posting results are out, I got something to tell you.

Start going on a diet.

"Why neh?" Vincent may ask.
For the benefit of a doubt,

An application fee of $7 will be charged for the first
application, and $10 for amendment of choice(s) to the
submitted application. Only one amendment is allowed. JAE applicants will not
need to make their fee payment online during the JAE period. All JAE application
fees will only be collected after the exercise, by the institution (i.e. JC, MI,
polytechnic or ITE) that the applicant is eventually enrolled in.

WHOOPS!

for the application!

And coz MOE noes tt we are all fickled-minded, how can they miss the oppurtunity to grab more cash? (PS. Our current MOE Minister is/have leaving/left for Ministry of Finance)

$10
please, for changing your choices.

And you will feel tt ur wallet is lighter aft u are posted into ur choice JC/MI/Poly/ITE.
So, if they forget to collect, dun ask for it. You'll be asking for trouble.

So, when and where will the posting results (not O level results) be out?

The posting results of the JAE application are tentatively scheduled for release
on Tuesday, 19 February 2008 through the following modes:

a. Form D (containing the posting results) will be sent to all applicants via mail;
b. JAE IVRS (Interactive Voice Response System) at telephone number 6691-2131;
c. JAE-IS, which is accessible through the JAE website at http://www.moe.gov.sg/esp/schadm/jae
d. SMS to mobile phone number provided by applicant during registration.

A few modes to be informed.
Firstly, there's the

FORM D

Yes, the holy form (after the success of the highly-anticipated FORM A)!

Where can you hunt for it, then?
In your letterbox, boy.

Secondly, call this no:

6691-2131

It's obviously not my no.
It belongs to a sweet lady with inaccurate pronunciations.
And she pauses between every number when reading a string of numbers.
BUT.. You can tell her anything in the world and 'she' wont get offended!

Thirdly, is the MOE website at:

http://www.moe.gov.sg/esp/schadm/jae

Yea baby.
Make sure you memorise it!

Forthly, an

SMS

C'mon ppl.
Stop being so conservative.
Welcome to the new world.
Technology and stuffs is the way to go!
Next time they will even send u an mms.
In the near future, just walk past any college or skl and receive ur results via Bluetooth!
Cool hur.

With so many avenues of breaking the tragic news of ur new prison, there's no way anyone can ring up the MOE and ask them "Which skl I kena now hah?"

For ppl seeking for the JPSAE (Joint Polytechnic Special Admissions Exercise), click http://www.polytechnic.edu.sg/jpsae/.

~~~ ADVERTISEMENT ~~~

Are you caught in it this morning? HAHA!
http://www.straitstimes.com/Latest%2BNews/Singapore/STIStory_198388.html

For some lucky JC peeps:

Release of GCE O Level Results 2007
O-level results will be released this Thu, 24 Jan.
No lessons for JC 1 students on this Thu (24 Jan) and Fri (25 Jan).
Lessons for JC1 resume on Mon, 28 Jan.
Special CT session for JC1 on Mon, 28 Jan, first period.
Venues for special CT session on Mon will be released soon.

Hmm.. How I wish I was/am in tt JC.

Read on if you still not bored yet...

Some 5c Thoughts

OK. This is my first time writing this sort of compo so dun laugh at me ok?

HEY PEOPLE!

I just want to let you know tt all of you have been great, in studies, in play, and in every other aspects!

Thursday is the big day, the one day tt all your four years of education are for.

However, please do not be nervous as this will do you no help at all.
No matter how nervous or how fearful you are, the results are not going to change.
What we should do now is to await the release of the results with a positive attitude.

When you get your results, don't be sad or go gaga if you have not achieved the grade you want.
As my (tentative) principal had said:

Results are just results.
They can't determine who you are.

It's pretty unfair to base your future on just some examinations held over 3 weeks.
Academically, you may not be excellent, but I believe all of you still have unique qualities and character that not all other people possess.
Results only determine whether you are good at academics.
If you're not good at that, no use crying over it forever.
Instead, pull up your socks and work doubly hard; or switch to another academic route which you will feel more comfortable with.

Come on people, having bad results is not the end of the world.

And for those who have done well, or have met your own expectations, dont be vain.
Instead, improve on the areas that you were weaker at.

4L07 is sooner or later going to be disbanded.
So don't mull over it.
You will get a better Civics Group.
Just meet up at most once a month to talk and reminisce.
Too much gatherings in one month just causes one not to miss the class as much.
And end up having a speechless/not-so-exciting outing.

That's all from me, everyone.
I don't think I will really be posting alot in the near future.

Lastly, 4Lians, I really do think all of you have been great boys and girls in the last 24 months.
I sincerely hope all of you will go up and on, doing the right things for college, for nation, becoming Auspicium Melioris Aevi (hope for a better age). Remember, nil sine labore (nothing without labour).

Farewell.
One in a threeLion.

Dr. CY Wong
Highest Attainment- PSLE
Major in Mathematics (only subject with A*)

POST 20//

whr's everyone?!?!?!

2008-01-13T10:14:00.000+08:00

HAIISSH!
lol, whr's everyone?! ):
nobody's posting here anymore.

thks t freaking lectures, tutorials, homeworks, pe lessons at 5pm & blah blah >.<
crap. sigh sigh sigh.
i miss 4L!
cld we hv another dinner outing?!?!?!
XD

anw,
happy belated bday leonard&kehui (:
hahah, cya guys ard.

PS: I LOVE CIYI'S BLOG SONG (AHS SCH SONG)!!!!!!!!!!!!

Watch TV!

2007-12-31T21:10:00.000+08:00

HEY GUYS (and GALS)!

I'm back.

Yea..

I know it's torturous seeing my post again.

Sigh.

So I'm going to be a non-poster for good.

Yea..

You've seen it.

This is my LAST POST.

No buts.

Don't try to make me stay.

I'm so determined this time.

Never been so determined before.

I repeat,

this is my last post

of the year.

(Just trying to make the post longer)

OK.. So let's watch TV for the last post of the year!

TJC

Note: I can't find a lot of crappy vids in Youtube as there is this irritating True Jesus Church (TJC) vids making the search difficult.
So here are the last year orientation 1 vids.
If you ppl find tt u are watching the same vid on 2 Jan, you know tt they have been recycling (sutainable development!)

Part 1.1

Part 1.2

Part 2

VJC

VJ Orientation Vids!

Day One

Day Two + Three

MORE CRAPPY VIDS!

VJ Floods!

One disadvantage of locating beside the sea, on reclaimed land.
Now you appreciate the hill AHS is sited on..

Wait.. Are they sweeping the water into the clsroom instead of the drains..?

All I heard was "Later we on the air-con then tmr got a layer of ice."
Hmm.. Disadvantage of having air-conditioned clsrooms:
The ppl there will be very 冷.

So, you prefer earthquakes or floods?

TOILETS @ VJ

They got no money left to install auto-flushing urinals aft installing the air-cons.

Why Tsze Deng isn't in VJ

Stuck in skl..

How lucky!
P.S. The teacher walks like a duck la.

What can u do in case of the above emergency..?
We've got just the solution..

Same place, same college, same situation:

Learn frm this Victorian..!

Your Future College

2007-12-28T14:23:00.000+08:00

Hihi everyone!
As promised, here's more stuffs regarding JCs.

We all know a pic says a thousand words right?
And a vid is made up of a thousand pics right?
So here are some YouTube vids tt says a few billion words.

Presenting...

YOUR FUTURE COLLEGE

RJC
(Specially for steph!)

'Mad' RJC GP Tutor

Imagine if our dear mrs chew becomes like this..
Almost all of us will kena for not handing in homework.. =D

Note: Did u see the person walking into the clsrm when the teacher said:
"Stop talking! If you are as innocent.." ?
That person is late for skl, rite..?
And the teacher didnt even care la.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=R9MZCrHfYGY to view the comments abt this vid.

SAJC

Fascinating Comps

W0w..?

Sleeping in Class..
Part I

Part II

Luckily we used to have tables in secondary skls.
Or else I will be flinging my head about, attracting Mrs Chew's attention.
(Yes, I do slp sometimes in her cls! =X)

Same girl, different angle, different cameraman:

Poor girl!
Never got caught by lecturer but kena videoed by some lame ppl.

Chinese Lessons..

At least huanglaoshi's lessons seemed more interesting.

Earthquakes!

News report on Mar 6 (Sorry, but it's all in Chinese)
Luckily the 'long kang zui' in the middle of the SA Village never leak out.

MJC

MUG!

From the author:
A short film about the insane day I spent studying for 10 hours.
(Following the advice of my school's principal)
Watch the window.

MJ Celebrates National Holiday

Another modern-day principal who thinks tt more curriculum time = smarter pupils graduating. (That's the VP by the way)
Just from the "Study 10h a day" strategy to "More curriculum time" strategy, we can see why it had been honoured the TOP VALUE-ADDED skl every year since its founding.
Compare this to AHS (which has similar mugging strategies, if not more).

I really pity the UG ppl standing beside.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CdQnwf362EU to view the comments.

Sleeping in the Library

Now I finally realised tt MJCians, like most TJCians, also fully utilise their library.

LIVE EARTH!

They've got the same strategy as me.
Save earth, save foolscap (and toilet) paper!
(But I cant see what they write on the foolscap leh)

OK.. So tt's all for TODAY.

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So ask me what happened to the TJ and VJ vids.

The TJ and VJ vids will be shown on a later time.
NOTE: Some of the vids super funny!!!

OK.. So a few more days to the first day of college.
Hope everyone will have lots of fun in your temp college.
BYE! (For the time being)

Chapter 3/4

2007-12-24T11:54:00.000+08:00

Can you resist clicking on me?? CLICK ON me please:)
*purr*

This is the time you've been waiting for.............

Yes...

It is the long awaited chapter 3

Why have i decided to write this chapter???

Because i saw sab's picture post and wanted to cover it up with my post......

Why did i do that??

Because i'm wuliao/random

all right

RANDOM HEROES

Chapter 3
*NOTE IMPORTANT, SOME OF THE ILLUSTRATIONS ARE SMALL ALTOH I UPLOADED AS LARGE, COZ THE BLOGSKIN CANNOT ALLOW LARGE PIX, SO CLICK ON THE PIX IF YOU THINK ITS TOO SMALL..........

Previously on Random Heroes

"Nooooooooooo!!!!!! You'll pay for this Barbar!" shouted Wu Zun

Barbar smiled... "you're next, Wu Zun"

Meanwhile....

Honey Yi, the head detective of Angelican Highlands Sector(in short AHS, the city where Random Heroes is based) admired his picture with the President...

"I'm so hot" he smiled to himself.

In a bolt out of the blue, a genie appeared!!!

"OMYGAWD U ARE NOT HOT!!!" the genie cried out in disgust...
"If u stop saying ur hot i'll give you a superweapon!"

Honey agreed...

"This is the Super Unstoppable Creature Killing Yellow pistol, and only a Strong Unique Chrismatic Kind YINGJUN detective can weld this weapon" The genie bellowed..

Super Unstoppable Creature Killing Yellow pistol, in short the S.U.C.K.Y Pistol

"Use it wisely, there are only 12 bullets... And i forgot to mention this, with this weapon, you can kill anyone... For every 87cm of height, one bullet is needed.. So if you want to kill someone with height 190cm, you'll have to shoot him 3 times.."

Honey was stunned beyond belief... He had been granted the greatest weapon in the face of the Earth, possibly only inferior to it

Now the question is, will he use it for good or evil?

TO BE CONTINUED

Chapter 4

Back at the SS master's house..

Barbar smiled... "Now there's only you left... You won't stand a chance against me, wu zun..."

Wu Zun maintained a calm expression.. However, his calm face belied the fear and terror etched in his heart... He knew he could not win, because Barbar knew his one true weakness....

"I've defeated you once before, now i'll do it again" Barbar said with a menacing laugh.

Wu Zun, Dr Tall, and Yunlong shared a common weakness..

PIMPLES!!!!!!

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Wu Zun racked his brains for a plan... Suddenly, Barbar attacked!!!

"DEEP FRIED SUPER OILY BUTTER COOKIES!!!" Barbar threw her most potent weapon at Wu Zun...

OMYGAWD!!! THEY ARE SO OILY THAT IF U DROP THEM IN WATER, IT WILL BE LIKE AN OIL SPILL

yuckies :(

Wu Zun evaded with speed and dexterity, but one cookie hit his hand

"ARGH!!!!!" Wu Zun's piercing scream shattered the glass windows...

Wu Zun slumped to the ground.... He had no idea that the cookies could affect him so badly when it only hit his hand... If it had hit his face, he would have suffocated on the pimples and died...

Barbar walked to WuZun who struggled to maintain consciousness. "Haha, you are going to die"

"No, i can't die" Wu Zun thought to himself...

The next few moments were a blur, as Wu Zun struggled to remain awake. He fainted.

"WAKE UP xiaoZUNZUN!!!" a familiar sound rang high into the air

could it be him?

Wu Zun opened his eyes, and his mouth opened in absolute astonishment.

"You..."

YES FOLKS... Now i will keep the suspense by saying

-TO BE CONTINUED-

This double chapter is a special Christmas Day Treat for everyone

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!

From your favourite person, Lee Yuelong

Thats me btw.. :)

and a very very very very special treat for you all this christmas

which is

A HEARTFELT THANKS TO ALL MY 4L CLASSMATES FOR BEING WITH ME THESE PAST 2 YEARS!!! FOR ALL THE UP AND DOWNS, WE SURE HAD FUN :)

macritchie outing

2007-12-22T15:10:00.000+08:00

haha, macritchie outing pictures here :]

at mrt.

th big fat ant wit a big red butt! lol

on th bridge:

th slipper gang - adeline, noel, leonard

monkey!

picnic-ing *yums*

th weird deco ciyi & i spotted at novena sq (i tnk). hah

at toys'r'us

th elmo tt looks cock-eyed.

and th hybrid at popular.
frog + dno what.
lol

look at its fat and long legs~ HAHA XD

grp foto at th bridge (:

tt's all fr nw.
hv a MERRY CHRISTMAS :D

More possible Predictions+ Spoilers+Vote

2007-12-21T00:19:00.000+08:00

HI SINCE CIYI IS SO HARDWORKING I'll ADD ON!!!

Possible new characters (see if u can identify all)

THE GLASS HOLE/GLASS MAN

DOG/DOGMAN/GAYDOG/THE DAWG

THE SUCKY detective

The Singing Assassin

SUSPICIOUS ARTICLE

RANDY/MANDY/SANDY/CANDY/BRANDY/DANDY
THE N2 TWINS

JUNE ANG

THE HACKER
CHEEEENA MAN!!!
THE ULTIMATE WARLORD... RULER OF THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH

TRIVIA

BARBAR used to be a BARBER

Laonerd is a loser

THE SS MASTER used to be NTUC MASTER... but defected 10 years ago

DR Tall used to be extremely short...

Yunlong is not dead

actually he is

wait he isn't

hmmm... tune in next week to find out

*WARNING*

BIG SPOILER UP AHEAD

U STILL HERE???

I TOLD U ITS A SPOILER

GET OUT OF HERE

OKAY THE SPOILER IS the SS MASTER will LIVE!!

coz he's just toooooo hot!!! WUZUN!!!!

hotties dun die

PHOTOS!

2007-12-20T21:01:00.000+08:00

HEY everyone!
YEH i'm back!

Since i just got a pay rise, i should contribute more, right?
Now not only sab can post photos!

CHALET PHOTOS

Day 1 - 5th Dec

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Day 2 - 6th Dec

BBQ-Prep:
(Yes, the 6th night)

Chickens' wings.
Imagine a few healthy and cuddly chickens originally jogging in a cage.
Then came some humans, cutting up their wings.
And squash their wings together tightly in a plastic bag.
Air tight.
Now think twice before bbq-ing the chicky.

Oh. How random.

Defreezing the satay and hotdog/sausage (what's the diff?)
Imagine a pork running arnd happying in a field.
Then came some humans, cutting up their flesh and mincing them.
Next, join them together again.
Tada..! Sausages..
Now think 4 times before eating them.

Jiesi..
Her eyes are haunted and haunting (rings a bell?)

And some random photos appeared in my cam aft i left it on the table for a few minutes..:

Jazz!
Ha! You cant roll your tongue!
With Hwee Li in the background..

Jazz + Meng Jit
How blurry..
Packed with Sabrina in the background.
(I've got perfect eyesight! =D)

Night falls..

BBQ-ing
The only BBQ photo I got..

Photos on the bed:

The Haunting II
The haunted and haunting girl is now armed with ~~Ice~~ Lemon Tea.

Insights on the scandalous pair
Thank god my shutters are abit 迟钝.
Got this pic..

RECAP
The earlier pic frm sab:

Jie Si and Ci Yi on bed *gasps*
OK.. I can only see my teeth..
I used Darlie (黑人牙膏). No wonder I'm black all over cept my teeth.

*Challenge: Photoshop this, 'shopping' queen..! Lols.

Shi Min + Cindy
Charging handphones, refusing to untie the knot on the wire.. =.=

Sabrina
Dont slaughter me..!
I used Microsoft Office Picture Manager 2003 to edit one..
No $$$ to buy Photoshop...

Ya.. And the Girl Guides shirt..!

Day 3 - 7th Dec

The 'scrumptious' breakfast..
Prepared by me and Hwee Li!

Potatoes and Aluminium
For every small potato, lots of Al2O3 are wasted.

'Baked Potatoes'
It didnt manage to get out of the kitchen due to the selection rounds..

Food!
An artistic view frm the side!

NOTE: More photos on treetopwalk will come another day...

Meanwhile..

PREDICTIONS OF THE ANNUAL 100-EPISODE BLOCKBUSTER SERIES "RANDOM HEROES"

1. Yun Long will eventually die aft eating the cookies...

2. SS Master will die too (due to some funny reasons)!

Will they be revived?
What will be Lao Nerd's next move..?
Will more ppl munch on Barbar's cookies?
How is Dr. Tall (the only survivor) going to save the day (and the year)?

STAY TUNED TO 4L BLOG TO FIND OUT!

DISCLAIMER
The Istana Production Team and the Random Heroes Production Team are in no way affliated to each other and hence the predictions here are nothing but only, predictions. Every effort has been made to safeguard both party's rights. Any similarities or differences as well as complaints, demands, requests and other negative responses by anyone, anybody, any organisation or whatsoever are ignored accordingly by the author of the post. Thanks for reading these tiny little words. Goodbye and have a good night's sleep.

PAE RESULTS! (updated 17/12)

2007-12-15T00:03:00.000+08:00

Hihi!
The PAE-results are out!
For those who are interested to know where your clsmates got into, check HERE*:

Adeline - TJC
Jie Si - TJC
Shi Min - TJC
Jasmine C. - VJC
Cindy - VJC
Meng Jit - TJC
Pei Shan - VJC
Mei Ling - TJC
Jasmine L. - TJC
Jazz - VJC
Sabrina - VJC
Ke Hui - MJC
Aurial - TJC
Stephanie - RJC
Yi Rong - MJC
Min Yu - TJC
Jing Ting -
Wen Eng - VJC
Stella - MJC
Viviana - VJC
Hwee Li - TJC
Guo Dong - TJC##
Victor - VJC
Jun Hao - TJC
Chen Yu -
Perry - TJC
Jasper - TJC
Randy - VJC#
Yue Long - VJC
Leonard - TJC##
James - SAJC
Noel -
Peter - MJC
Yi Han - SAJC
Jun Liang - TJC##
Ci Yi - VJC##
Tsze Deng - TJC#

# DSA

## Successful appeals

* The numbers at the side denotes the index number. Subjected to appeals.

Some kind soul (eg SABRINA), please help me edit and put the person's name beside the number for easy viewing. I'm rushing this thing out and will be going on a 'world tour' a few hours later. And ya, i didnt bother to put the stream in.

In the meantime, please look at the right panel for the person's name and register no. If you dowan your name to be here, please tag on the tagboard and someone please delete the info there.

Seems like most of the ppl love MTV (i.e. Meridian, Temasek, Victoria).
However, some prefer the studying in the opposition area, Potong Pasir (i.e. St Andrew's), while a very minority of the ppl have the honour of getting into one of the top JCs in Bishan (i.e. Raffles).
Surprisingly, National and Hwa Chong have been forgotten by the 4L citizens.

Note:
Since MJ and SAJ are rising in popularity, another JC review will be conducted (aft my world tour) to better inform everyone abt the two rising JCs and many others.

Please tag if you have a successful 'appeallation' into any other JCs/MI (Millenia Institute). Hopefully, someone will change it for you.

For those who got into the JC/MI you want, CONGRATS!
For those who didnt, dont despair as this is only PAE, lasting for a few weeks.
Just enjoy the orientation brought up by the JCs and see whether the skl suits you.

To all, good lucks for your O LEVEL RESULTS!

BYE!

Yuelong's Random/Cool Post

2007-12-10T17:48:00.000+08:00

HEY GUYS!!

I was watching REAL SUPERHUMANS on discovery channel just now, and i had an idea... WHAT if 4L was full of superhumans/superheroes? What abilities and names will they have???

*names changed to protect secret identities

THIS IS THE STORY OF 4L

CHAPTER 1

It was just a normal day for our President, Dr Stun Wong when he woke up from his slumbers. He looked around his chambers and said" The Istana is so comfy!"

Suddenly a strange english teacher who was unbelievably annoying/boring appeared and bellowed:"Stun! I am your english teacher and I'm here to grant you a superpower! What superpower would you like to have? Stun answered:"I want the power of height! I want to be able to become taller than anybody who is standing next to me! And then, DR WONG became DR TALL

Meanwhile Old Nerd(Laonerd*) was walking along the street outside the Istana when he suddenly felt an itch in his throat, and he did the MOST DISGUSTING AND **(%#*(%#% ACT IN THE WORLD... he spat on the floor...

Suddenly a spitting cobra appeared and spat right back at laonard! Unknown to him, the cobra was radioactive!!!

When laonerd went home... he felt an itch in his throat and he did the MOST DISGUSTING AND **(%#*(%#% ACT IN THE WORLD, he spat out of the window... Suddenly a deafening and ear-splitting shriek could be heard! The spit had hit a person and he melted! Then the ultimate villian was born.. THE SPITTING NERD!!!

Laonerd laughed as he thought of his next move...

CHAPTER 2

It was just a normal day when acclaimed comedian Yun Long was at home preparing jokes for his new book -FUNNY FOR DUMMIES-... when he realized he had a gift.. a gift to freeze people and make them leng dao and stun tio until they could not move. All he had to do was to say a joke like

What do you need to bring to eat HOT chilli crabs with Guo Mei Mei?

Ans: Cockroaches... coz Guo Mei Mei KAN JIAN ZHANG LANG WO BU PA BU PA LA(SPICY) and

Why when Peter asked his mom to help him get his blanket at night she always slap him??

ANS: Because he always say: MA! NA BEI!!!! (lol)

He realized he was given this gift for a reason so he sought out to seek The LEGENDARY SS MASTER for advice

Meanwhile, unknown to him, barbar the silent murderer was stalking him from behind and planning on assasinating him....

Yun Long reached the SS Master's house... "Hi Sheng Shiong Master Chai Wu Zun..."

"I know why you seek me.. Come in.. I will explain everything.."

YunLong sat on the lovely satin couch which was a strange flaxen colour.... "Yun Long, I'm not prevaricating when i say you are a superhero... You have an amazing power... like me... I can provide anyone with anything like chocolates, scotch tape, glue, paper... all except money.... Here take this... This will be your strongest weapon"

"Erm... This is just a butter knife" Yunlong interjected.

"Yes"Wu Zun replied" It may look like an ordinary butter knife... and it IS an ordinary butterknife... But with your abilities.. it can become a powerful weapon... When you say a lame joke.. the DAO will become a LENG DAO.. and whatever it touches will be LENG DAO-ded and freeze to ice...

"YUM" Yunlong suddenly saw some guides cookies on the table and ate it...

"SPIT IT OUT!' shouted Wu Zun

It was too late.... Yunlong couldn't spit it out as he wasn't as rude and disgusting as the disgusting LAONERD who spits all over the place and he clutched his chest and fell to the floor....

"YOU!!!" Wu zun shouted "I should have known... this evil presence... it could only be the silent killer guide... BARBAR!"

Barbar smiled... "you're next Wu Zun"

-TO BE CONTINUED-

AM I BOLIAO OR WHAT??? LOL

LOL!!!

PLEASE COMMENT

more more more chalet photos!

2007-12-10T12:31:00.001+08:00

haha, i'm here wit chalet pix.
nth much acty.

泡水女郎!

th ribena+sprite tt contains leonard's amylase o.0

BBQ:

tszedeng! x)

murderer:

poker & mahjong:

CLASS PHOTOS:

th rest of th cls photos cnt even be rescued by photoshop ):
too blur alr. well, nvm.
got this 2 enuf?
XD

Guodong & Gay Partner! x)

2007-12-09T19:05:00.001+08:00

haha, by popular demand,
here's th super scandalous photo of guodong & his gay partner!
lol
acty i dn reli consider it super scandalous
bt who cares. hahas

alright, i dn hv anymore chalet pix.
as in whole cls tt kind.
only hv my own camwhoring ones! hahaha.
so i shall wait fr th slowpig hweeli t send me her cam's pix! LOL XD
meanwhile,
tkcr ppl. stop gossiping. stella mommy says its bad.
just share what we noe, lyk wat ms chew teaches us! hah!
x)

PS: I WNA GO TREE TOP WALK! (:

Bai Gei Ni

2007-12-07T17:12:00.000+08:00

Hello Guo Dong and other people who like this song as much as he does, this is for you haha!:

P.S. I think Luo Zhi Xiang is really cute :D

Anyway, a big THANK YOU to everyone who was at chalet.
(Okok maybe after reading what's below some people might be like, "Eh Jie Si don't waste blogging space lah!" lol but chalet may be the last time we all got together, so it's really precious to me k! Please just let me say what I feel.)

Everyone was just helping out in everything, especially for BBQ.
Like preparing food, bringing/buying stuff, starting the fire, COOKING, eating, being there!, clearing up, emptying rubbish, doing the dishes, drying the dishes, cleaning the kitchen.....
I think the guys were really gentlemanly, they helped so willingly!
Realise at the beginning the girls ate whilst the guys cooked and served haha!!
Okay and the girls were ready to apply home ec skills in cleaning, otherwise our cleanliness coordinator would have spent all night and morning trying to make the kitchen sparkling clean (x
Really thankful for all that.

I sure did have fun, though we didn't do much, and were so very tired..
For me, it wasn't about what we did, where we were and all that, it was about being there and spending precious moments with everyone else!

Maybe some of you don't see why I should feel this way, but 2 years worth of memories with 4L are definitely what I'll cherish.
Yar it'll only be a small part of my life, but still..
I'm really glad I got to know each and every one of the 36 people in this class!
I certainly do not wish for it all to end so soon, but we can't turn time back!!

Okay so I wanna wish everyone ALL THE VERY BEST IN EVERYTHING THAT YOU DO!
Hope we'll meet again soooooooooon (besides on collect-results day haha!).

Stay happy and take good care!

Prom pictures part II

2007-12-05T13:16:00.001+08:00

haha, here's more prom pix
(:

anw, ltr's chalet.
lol. cya ppl!
(:

whee, chalet's coming. lol

2007-12-02T20:28:00.000+08:00

hey people!
chalet update is here :D

date: 5,6,7 dec
location: ALOHA LOYANG
check-in time (5/12): 3pm
check-out time (7/12): 1030am

on 5th dec (wed),
pls meet at pasir ris mrt station at 230pm
(mr chen's mtg us too)
then we're taking th shuttle bus thr

BRG:
-sufficient clothings
-food*
-sleeping bag*
-games*
-enough money
-washing stuffs (soap, shampoo, facial foam, hair styling products, etc)
-anything else u lyk. (tt's what th sms says.lol)
*if u wan

ANYTHING UNCLEAR PLS LOOK FOR SCHOOL FUNCTIONS
NAMELY: MEILING/YIRONG

bear in mind that chalet's compulsory 'cos you've already paid money
if u dnwna claim your money then dont come. lol

prom pictures ;D

2007-12-01T22:29:00.000+08:00

hihi people.
prom pix here. (other camwhoring ones NOT AVAILABLE here. haha)
ohwell, yuelong havent send me his dad cam one i tnk
so here's his cam one. x)
enjoy!
lol

*yuelong, pls send me ur dad's cam pix! thks!*

MDA Senior Management Rap

2007-11-23T14:45:00.000+08:00

Just watch the VIDEO

My pick for Video of the Year at next year's Video Music Awards and MTV awards

The Ultimate JC Guide 2007 (TOP 5)

2007-11-21T22:01:00.001+08:00

Hihi!

I know lots of u are experiencing difficulties in choosing for yr JC.
So, here's something to help you fill in yr 12 choices!

Thinking of going into the 'so-called' BEST JC (Arts- 3, Science- 3)?
Think again!

Target Audience: Chen Yu and other pro-chinese ppl

HCI Student hits Bus Driver
http://news.asiaone.com/a1news/20070515_story11_1.html

Poor SBS driver.
I hope he learn his lesson and jump over to TIBS bus.
At least there's lesser news of bus drivers been hantamed there.

Hmm.. Maybe u have a L1R5 score of 6/7 (without bonus pt) and like the 'ang-moh' atmosphere? Join the 'from-1st-drop-until-2nd-jc'!

Target Audience: Yue Long, Aurial (=)), Randy (oops.. VJ.. SAD) and other pro-mrs-chew ppl

RJC Student (Chinese Scholar) hacks into School Computer
http://www.straitstimes.com/Latest+News/Courts+and+Crime/STIStory_168213.html

If you think tt u are safe frm being charged because u dunno anything abt comp..
Think X2.
When the VP found out its their own student who hacked into the comp, he/she IMMEDIATELY called the police before even trying to talk to the chinese.
So if u got habbit of throwing litter on the floor or even spitting onto grass (no leonard, not you), dont be afraid tt you will kena demerit pts..
The VP will just call the police but you will have a 'clean' demerit report.

By the way, the someone helped the chinese scholar to pay off the fine. Dun expect to be as lucky as him. After all, you are not a SCHOLAR.

Oh.. by the way, there's a guy who collasped and die after completing a triathlon race. He's frm RJC too... =X

Hmm.. No HCI, no RJ, then next.. NJ?

Sorry but i dun have anything to post abt NJ.
But just to warn you.. They stopped producing PRESIDENT scholars aft VJ was set up (should be la). Lol.

And Mr. Chen recommended me there, coz i will be the only one to break the curse. o.O
Ya.. I think so too..

Dont forget the graduates of the JC includes:

Lee Hsien Loong (our PM!), Vivian Balakrishnan (the MCYS kia), Dr Ng Eng Hen (the MoM Minister), Dr Balaji Sadasivan (the MICA and Foreign Affairs 2nd Minister), Assoc. Prof. Ho Peng Kee (Minister), Gan Kim Yong, (Minister of State for Education and Manpower), S. Iswaran (Minister of State of Trade and Industry), Lim Swee Say (Minister in the Prime Minister's Office, big boss of NTUC), Sylvia Lim, (Working Party Chair woMan).
Still got Bukit Panjang, AMK, Marine Parade, Bishan, Toa Payoh, ~~MacDonalds~~, MacPherson MP.
Of course, there's still:

Ho Peng -Ho Ching's sister (Director of Curriculum Planning and Development Division, Ministry of Education Singapore), Hawazi Daipi (Senior Parliamentary Secretary for the Ministry of Manpower - the one who come to our skl during total defence day to give a boring talk), Masagos Zulkifli bin Masagos Mohamad (Senior Parliamentary Secretary for the Ministry of Education - TAMPINES west MP.. Tampines, my home!).

Think dun have already huh..? STILL GOT:

Lee Hsien Yang - PM's brother (former President & CEO of SingTel, currently F&N director), Masagos Zulkifli bin Masagos Mohamad (former Vice-President of SingTel Global Offices- did i see his name before..?), Ho Ching - former Singtel CEO's 大嫂 (CEO & Executive Director of Temasek Holdings), Sylvia Lim- Again..? (Lecturer and Manager of Continuing Education and Training, Temasek Polytechnic).

OK.. That's it.
Wait.. Still got..

牛郎 =)

曾英俊 (issit?)
(forget abt the 鱼生 beside.. it's not even CNY yet)

Ya.. for those potatoes, it's elvin ng.
And i thought tt actors and actresses all nvr go JC one.. or else already CEO liao..
Haiz..
He's not the only one in mediacorp...!

Jeanette 'Ouch'

I think her name is something like 'yoyo' or some other bizzare name in the dancing show (not the dance floor)

The bottomline is:
Unless you will be someone big like the above-mentioned ppl, better not enter NJ.. or else come out very lao kui one leh!

Example:
A: Hey.. What JC were u frm?
B: NJ..
A: NYJC huh.
B: No. NJC.
A: Nanyang rite..?
B: NATIONAL...
A: Ooo.. the electronics brand..
B: NO. NATIONAL JUNIOR COLLEGE.
A: Dun bluff la.. You not CEO of Singtel/Starhub/M1, and not a minister somemore.
B: I'm frm Mediacorp.
A: Didnt see u in front of the camera before leh.
B: That's because I'm operating the camera.

OK. Person A is probably a person (represents the majority) who never watch the credits at the end of the show one.. Only listen to the music.

Conclusion: NATIONAL.. NONO!

So.. the answer is the next best skl, VJC?
Take a look at this:

Full version: http://img132.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fulldaysmallmb0.jpg

*Full day means to have one whole day off (i think).

Aiyoh.. With so many achievements, the principal so stingy one..
See AHS.. Just some minor little achievements** get HALF day off.
Wapiang.

** Nono.. Not saying performing arts no good. VERY GOOD. But compared to VJ's achievement, it's a little bit 逊色 (sorry. dunno how to use this word in eng. MRS CHEW~~!)

Another note. If you are a boy, forget VJ.
They only groom wonder women.
Maybe because the majority of the boys are frm VS ba (oops!)

Radio, Broadcast and Filmmakers-
Joe Augustin (Radio guy), Ho Yeow Sun (Singer), Diana Ser (Ex CNA Broadcaster), Kelvin Tong (Filmmaker- The Maid!, Men In White)

'Ms Singapore Universe's and Singing Competitions-
Cheryl Marie Cordeiro (Winner, 1999), Nuraliza Osman (Winner, 200X), Jessica Tan: (Winner, 2007), Joanne Peh (Didnt win, but Miss Elegant and Miss Personality, 2002)

Singing Competitions-
Jasmine Tye (2nd runner up, Singapore Idol 2006)

Still got...
Fresh from the microwave oven...!

Keely Wee (Female champion, Campus SuperStar 2007)
[In short, KeeWee/Kiwi. Lol. =)]

Actresses (no actors, sorry)-

Felicia Chin
(Star Search 2003 Winner)
[and yea.. i never knew she got a chin]

Michelle Chong (Not Michelle CHIA.See pic below. )

Plays 'Maggi' in 宝贝父女兵
(No! Not 'Maggi & Me')

Just in case you cant recognise her..

Adrianna Wow (in the ~~News 5 Tonight~~ noose)
WOW.. How i like her hair..!
There's an occasion when she just pull out a tissue paper frm there! O.O
More abt adrain____:
http://ch5.mediacorptv.com/thenoose/bio_adrianna.htm

And it's an ongoing 'NEWS' prog, every sun 10pm, on ch5!!!

Going on..

Joanne Peh: (Actress, didnt win MSU'02)
[Joanne is her name, Peh is her surname, NOT surname=lim; name=peh)

Yes.. it's the outdated chinese drama again.

Of course, there's still the Sakae Sushi big boss and someone named Adam Khoo, who claims to be an entrepreneur-cum-best selling book author.
Ya.. a some ulu-ulu person known as MAH LI LIAN, a squash SEA gold medallist and Sportswoman of the yr in 1987, 1989, 1991 (gosh.. i was only born when she got her last achievement)

And if u are an alumni, u will be in an association known as:

OVA

Yes.

Old Victorian's Association

Check out their website: http://ova.org.sg/

So next time when u take ur bio paper and the question asks:
What's in ova?

You should reply:
A gangster girl (Joanne), a curly-hair newscaster (Michelle) and some Chin (or cheek) cells.

What if they want more?
With some sushi bits all over with kiwi and a sun as well as a santa-claus (SUN+ HOHOHO).

Bio is so easy in VJ.

In a nutshell, VJ is a no-no to:
- Boys who are unwilling to write books and open a sushi shop.
- Those girls who are not willing to go singsong for life, report news or act in crazy drama serials. (Which is like, the majority?)

Soo.. Temasek for 1st choice..?
Look at their alumni:

Cyril Wong
A singaporean poet.
DO YOU TAKE E. LIT?
Evelyn Tan
An ex-mediacorp actress who last appeared in 福满人间 (showing now on weekends!)
Then she jumped over to Mediaworks (SPH) while having a ~~baby~~ embryo in her stomach.
What she do..? "欢迎收看优频道七点新闻！"
After merging, go back mediacorp.
What she do RECENTLY? The vitagen show showing at 10.30pm (now finish liao).
Fatimah Lateef (Member of Parliament, Marine Parade GRC)
Inderjit Singh (Member of Parliament, Ang Mo Kio GRC)
Lim Biow Chuan (Member of Parliament, Marine Parade GRC)

Eeee.. Unfair.. 2 TJ ppl guarding marine parade with our exPM.
And i thought marine parade belongs to VJ politicians one..?
Lyu Shi Lin (News Anchor, Channel 8)
吕诗琳! the one who got promoted aft being yrs of reporter!

Anymore, you ask me..?

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NO MORE!

But what makes it attractive..?

SBS BUS
For aspiring bus drivers (the ppl who went TJ open hse shuld noe..)
It says:
Students' Lounge
For students to relax after school with music or board games such as Chess and Go. It is a double decker bus, courtesy of SBS Transit.

Hmm.. Definitely a plus point..
Sports Complex
With a sports complex located far away frm the academic blocks, it's actually considered a sport if you are walking frm the blocks to the complex.
The Sports Complex boasts:
Sports Complex
Four Indoor squash courts
Four Tennis courts
Three Basketball courts
Two Netball courts
Two Volleyball courts
Three Long jump pits
Not to forget an air-conditioned gymnasium, dance studio, air rifle range and a stadium gallery. The gallery overlooks a multi-purpose sports field and a standard 400 metres running track.
BBQ PITS!!!
No need to book those ex BBQ pits at Pasir Ris.
The budget pits are here!
It's really more advisable to throw $$$ to the skl rather than throwing it into the Pasir Ris sea.

No more going-to-jun-hao's-hse-for-FREE-bbqs.
Just ask him to bring the $$$ down and enjoy the same free bbq session, only without the sea for us to throw our rubbish into.

It says:
BBQ Pits
Students are welcome to use the 3 barbecue pits near the sports complex for social gatherings. The pits are available on a first-come-first-serve basis.
Student Welfare Facilities
TJC also boasts of a state-of-the-art, fully air conditioned First Aid and Sick Bay (The First Aid Unit is run by students and provides ancillary services at College functions and in the sick bay.); lockers (Small private lockers available to students for a small fee.); as well as Notice Boards and the Public Address system (The notice boards beside the General Office are used to convey information intended for the entire the student body. Announcements made over the public address system during morning assemblies will be minimal and confined to urgent and vital matters only.The Higher Education notice board is located outside the General Office.)

These are facilities you will NEVER find in other skls.
(Unless if the other skls decide not to boast on such things.. )

Dining
Say NO to canteens.
It's the TJ's very own CAFETERIA!
Yes. CAFETERIA.
Cafeteria
There are nine stalls in the cafeteria offering a wide and affordable variety of
food, including pasta, Malay food, and Chinese rice and noodle dishes. Halal
food for Muslim students is available at two stalls. Snacks, drinks and
fruits are also available.
The stalls are: Tropicana Haven, Temasnack, Wild Wild West, Noodle Parade, Oriental Delight, Chicky Gourmet, The Wok, Kampung Delight, and Aunty's Corner
Additionally, the hawker centre and 7-11 located opposite to TJC are frequented by students during lunch time. Apart from providing more variety and convenience for students, they serve to cater to students at late hours -when the stalls in the cafeteria are closed.
Waffle/bread from the nearby bakeries are also a popular choice among TJCians.
Of course, expect higher prices of food with the addition of 2 more letters to the word 'CANTEEN' to become 'CAFETERIA'.

Of course, there is competition within the CAFETERIA to 提供大众化的选择，低廉的价格，以及优质的服务.
Students love it, stallholders hate it; its the:

VENDING MACHINES

Vending Machines
Vending machines situated in the cafeteria make packet/canned drinks available to students at all time of the day.(Vending machines selling snacks are not allowed due to MOE's restrictions.)

Ohh.. It's only competition to the drinks stall, i see.
A practical place to have practical for the subject 'Economics'.

And here's my personal favourite:

LIBRARY!
Library
The modern and spacious library houses books (fiction and reference),
multimedia, magazines and newspapers. A specific area in the library is also
set apart for selling Subway sandwiches (Subs) and cookies, as well as Nestlé mashed potatoes, iced lemonade and peach tea. Students can do work and read materials from the library in this area set for consuming food.

No, I dun give a damn about the 'food allowed in library' strategy.
It's the service of the librarians which make u feel sooo 宾至如归!
Because of this, TJCians are found to be sleeping in the library, just like when they are at home, even though there was a "NO SLEEPING" sign.

This was what happened during the open house:
Some of us were walking into the library to explore the prospects of joining LIBRARY CLUB as a CCA in TJC. The moment we enter:
"Hello. Welcome to the library."
It was a guy seating behind an empty table just situated in front of the library entrance.
We later discovered tt there was no books, no homework, no entertainment with him there. He was obviously putting alot of time and effort into his job. "Current chairman of library club", i guessed.
And before we walked out:
"Thank you. Please visit the library again."
Imagine you were there.
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The paid NLB ppl wouldnt even bother to say hi to u when u enter their libraries la..
Photocopy Shop
Photocopy Shop
The photocopying shop, otherwise known as the Zap It, is located in a canteen.
Lecture notes, tutorials and past-year exam papers from GCE as well as other
top-five JCs can be purchased from this shop, for paranoid students. The shop
also provides photocopy service to students.
Besides the shop, students can also photocopy in the library.
Hope it's not like our dear 'Pioneer Bookshop' (or smthing liddat) in our ex school (AHS).

So this is a review of the top 5 JCs based on the ~~PSLE~~ Prelims entry score.
Looking at the time now (9.56pm), the PAE should already have closed its doors..

OK. Nevermind. Just a guide for those intending to go into JC aft O Levels results released.
Look out for the bottommost-JC review (tentative).
I'll leave the Poly-review to Yue Long =D

Good lucks for ur 'O's and wish u all the best on going to ur preferred JCs for the first 20 days..?
(Quite redundant, isn't it?)

Note: This is the most unorganised post i ever posted.. Yuck...!

New Post

2007-11-20T09:04:00.000+08:00

HEY PEOPLE!!! actually i didn't wan2 update but when aurial wrote ENTERTAINNNNNNN MEEEEEEE how can i refuse??? Our Prom Queen LEH!!!!!

LOLOL

actually i have nth to blog.... ran out of funny things (OMG!!!!)

so just let me randomize some nonsense that may not be FUNNY...

And from surfing the web i came across these fun toys that we should buy for noel on his 16th birthday on 25th DECEMBER CHRISTMAS DAY

Pee and POO.. the new SOFT TOYS of the century

Heard of JACK in a BOX?(YES ITS JACK NOT JAYS VICTOR)... wait u all dun really understand WaT i''m saying?? oh coz when victor chan
plays bridge... he calls this following card JAYS of DIAMOND...JAYS as in Js....

ITS JACK OF DIAMONDS...

Teddy Bear GUN

I have nothing to say

WTF... Japan is cool they gave us anime... Japanese SOB dramas and poop toys....

--ADVERTORIAL--

CUTIEPIE!!!!!!!!!!!

HEBE HAS A NEW DRAMA SHOW COMING OUT ON 24th NOVEMBER ON DOU HUI TAI CH 38 in TAIWAN!!!!

BE SURE TO CATCH IT ON YOUTUBE!!!

hebe hebe bebe bebe hehe hehe beee~~~

IF NOT YOU'LL GET CHAINED UP LIKE HER... MUAWHAHAHAHA

(DUN WORRY PEOPLE THE PICTURE ABOVE IS JUST FOR A DRAMA SHOW... How can my lovely hebe get chained up in real life? :D )

--END OF ADVERTORIAL--

lol

anyway sth random... DID U KNOW THAT W is pronounced DOUBLE U BECAUSE IT HAS DOUBLE Us!!!!!!!!! (hmm i said it b4 rite.... but just in case ya all forgot about it)

I can imagine Dr Wong's JAW

from

o-o
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to

0-0
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[][][]
___ AFTER HE GASPED in astonishment from the revelation that W is pronounced DOUBLE U because it has double Us......

LOL random enough or not???

and something special for CHAI GUO DONG next!!!

DONG DONG's FAVOURITE Mediacorp Artiste FELICIA CHIN

cute enough or not Guodong??

or do you want a different style ?

taken from her blog http://www.feliciasrainbow.blogspot.com/

Don't worry there's something for everybody!!!
Who's next??

hmm ok Jun hao!!!

Your favourite NEXT

Cute JJ!!

and one for JIESI
MILUBING!!!

and one for u AURIAL!!!

OMG!! ITS MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE *SCREAMS IN DELIGHT*

and lemme feature Tsze Deng's sister YANG CHEN LING

CUTE!

lol and Don't worry Tsze DENG I STILL REMEMBER U TOLD ME U LIKE DREW BARRYMORE

But i'm not gonna put her picture here.... SAD!

Funny PICTURES NEXT

aww~~~ POOR DUCKLINGS...

LOL leonard IS THE GUY YOU???

LOL

This Long Post is ABSOLUTELY FREE OF CHARGE... i decided to post because i feel guilty about telling ya all to tell me when ya all will be free for class outing but i didn't organize(actually i cannot go so ...) SO SORRY GUYS!!!

and a few more cartoons i feel are really funny coming up next
courtesy of http://stickgal.blogspot.com/ Click to VISIT!!! LOL its funny!!!

LOL Thats all folks~~~

Are u entertained Aurial?

BYE!

Laugh Out Loud TRILOGY

2007-11-14T18:36:00.000+08:00

Laugh out Loud! TRILOGY

from the istana by dr wong.

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Hi everyone.
LoL! is back into it's 3rd season, and most probably, it's last one. ='(
Ya.. Did 无间道 shoot its four series..? Neh..
Good things wont last long, especially such wonderful production like LoL!.
So treasure this last LoL! before we go our separate ways.
Enough of crap (actually, most ppl will have skipped this paragraph).
事不宜迟，让我们正式开始吧！

NO. 1
JOKE OF THE YEAR - CLASS CHALET
(NOT FUNNY IF YOU HAVE ALREADY SEEN IT SOMEWHERE ELSE, eg, the CLASS WHITEBOARD)

One fine day, on the whiteboard:

CLASS CHALET
5, 6, 7 December
BBQ on 6th night

Hmm.. A 7 day 6 night chalet.. For only $10!
And the class fund took away my $12 which I was supposed to receive frm the skl la..

NO. 2
THE MOST DANGEROUS JOBS IN THE WORLD

Going for a part-time job this vacation..?
Make sure you dont take up these:

Two people trying to jump off the building after being scared by the lightning

A small dog, who doesn't like white ceilings, attempt to ~~twist~~ change the fate

Self-explanatory

An elderly who joined the 'Back-to-Work' Scheme after being egged on by the garment.
Excited of his new unicycling skills, he decides to show it off to other folks in his workplace.

An employee testing out Sentosa's new 'fish refexology' @ Underwater World
[Below- http://sentosa.com.sg/hotels_spas/spas/spas.html#1].
Due to increased costs of getting an electric eel in the tank, the innovative ppl there finds a substitution.

NO. 3
TEXT JOKES

One day Vincent went out to Orchard Road wearing his favourite pair of sneakers.
He saw this girl pass by him as he was boarding the MRT and was smitten immediately - love at first sight.
He went back to tell his friends and they were all curious to know about the girl.

Tsze Deng asked, "Is she very cute, like my sister (Yang Chen Ling)?"
"Nope."

Yue Long enquired, "Is she very sexy, like Hebee?"
"Nope."

"But you don't even know her yet! If she's not cute or sexy, what made you so attracted to her?", his friends were all dumbfounded.

"Well, she was wearing the exact same pair of sneakers that I was wearing that day...", Vincent said.
"WHAT???!!!", his friends exclaimed.
"Yeah...the moment I saw her I knew we were sole mates..."

Ok lar.. Vincent is so lame.

NO. 4
NEW MATH

o.0
Another supplement for 'A' Levels. But for H3 students. =D

NO. 6
LOST IN TRANSLATION

Lost in Translation, Really.
Film with dialog translated from English to French to German and back to English using Babelfish (A translation software).
SUPER FUNNY!!

NO. 7
I ASK, YOU ANSWER!

Yes, it's the long-awaited section again.

Three women (A, B, C) went on a trip to London and China a few months ago.
They first visited a bridge and then learnt how to speak Mandarin, as well as went to listen to guitar.

A got to know a guy who just 'changed himself'.
B, on the other hand, got 4 handsome guys for herself about a year ago.
C recently posted a short video on mocca.com, asking for a new partner.

With these clues,
(i) deduce their identity. [3]
(ii) deduce each of their blood group. [6]
(iii) answer the above 2 parts correctly. [1]

Total: 10 marks

NO. 8
OMG. ULTIMATE JOKE OF THE MILLENUM!

A big bang to the last joke of the post.
If the class chalet incident is the joke of the year, this must be joke of the millenum.
In his previous post, PED Lee once asked:
HOW CAN THE NO 100th POST NOT BE FROM ME!!!! LOL!!!

Hmm.. Noonoonoo..

Look at this snapshot (click to enlarge):

Hmmm.. Not by Yue Long I guess..
So.. Is the 100th post by Sabrina..?
Makes me wonder...

Look at this:

Hmm.. A multiple post.. One of which is a draft..
OMFG! It's really the COLDEST joke so far by Yue Long (if tt's his intention)!

If there is no repetition of the posts, who would be the one who posted the 100th post?
*BLINK BLINK*

Yupps.. So now I got to say..

HOW CAN THE NO 100th POST NOT BE FROM ME!!!!
LOL!!!

Oh dear!
I'm so so sorry for Yue Long.
Maybe I'll let you post the 200th post..?
Maybe.
No lar.. Just kidding.
I will SURELY let u post the 200th one.. and maybe the 300th?
You've got the potenial.

Finally, wishing everyone good lucks in the PAE and JAE!
And keep this bloggy alive by tagging and changing the blogskin every month! Lollipops!

Final statement:
I want a CLASS OUTING aft PAE Briefs!!!
(Can we go for FISH REFLEXOLOGY?)

P.S.
Have anyone noticed anything odd abt the numbering above..?
NO 1: Joke of the Year, NO 2: Most Dangerous Jobs in the World, NO 3,...

*ADDITION*

Not 101 posts meh..?

'A' lvl supplement. lol

2007-11-13T23:38:00.000+08:00

hahaha.
just a random video update ^^

i guess all of u are tired frm maths?
mebe u cld try applying this at A lvl (the advanced exam) lol

(original)

hahaha.
just super random.

anw, anyone interested in cls outing this friday after PAE briefing? :X

POST NO 100 by yuelong!!!

2007-11-06T21:46:00.000+08:00

HOW CAN THE NO 100th POST NOT BE FROM ME!!!! LOL!!! LONG TIME NO SEE GUYS!!!

Just a small post..........

I'm sure you all are feeling very sian now because ya all haf2 read thru all 3 science textbooks (total around 1200pages) for the paper 1s(maybe some of u all dun i duno) and haf2 do around 600 mcq questions (10 every chapter 3 books = 60 chapters) lol i'm sure after reading this paragraph u all are feeling even SIANer~~!!! So let me entertain u wif some nonsensical things i've found in the textbooks

First SS textbook(aren't u glad We DUN HAF TO STUDY IT EVER AGAIN!!!!)

rEAD THE PARAGRAPH IN THE PIC! SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT?? look closer( hint: MRS CHEW)

LOL nice SS Textbook writers/....

finally PHYSICS!!!

anything wrong??? (hint MRs CHEW again)

LOL

STUDY HARD PEOPLE!!!

WE ALL HAF THE POTENIAL!!

oops i meant POTENTIAL LOL

Something random
if u rearrange VIN DIESEL's name(he's some American Actor dun tell me ya all dun noe him) it spells I END LIVES

During the O Levels, Tsze Deng put down "Violence" as every one of his answers. He got 9 A1s because Tsze Deng solves all his problems with Violence.

When Tsze DEng does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down.

What happened to the butcher who backed into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.

"A fight broke out in a kitchen. Egged on by the waiters, two cooks peppered each other with punches. One man, a greasy foie gras specialist, ducked the first blows, but his goose was cooked when the other cold-cocked him. The man who beet him, a weedy salad expert with big cauliflower ears, tried to flee the scene, but was cornered in the maize of tables by a husky off-duty cob. He was charged with a salt and battery. He claims to look forward to the suit, as he's always wanted to be a sous-chef."

"A man bought a cattle ranch for his sons and named it the 'Focus Ranch' because it was where the sons raise meat."
(Pun on "where the sun's rays meet").

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
God bless you! (referring to sneezing sound, as in, "Achoo!").

and a super lamOOO!!! joke

coz i haven been telling them

Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I think you won't.
Yes, I will.

a few minutes later....

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
See? You've forgotten me already!

A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

LAST ONE

IF U DUN LOL DEN U HAF no FUNNY BONE

Tsze deng, Noel and Chen Yu are all builders working on a bridge. Tsze Deng opens his lunch-box and says, "If I get one more tuna sandwich, I'm going to jump off this bridge." Noel opens his lunch box and says, "If I get one more ham sandwich, I'm going to jump off this bridge." Chen Yu then says, "If I get one more egg sandwich, I'm going to jump off this bridge." The next day, all three get the same lunch, all three jump off the bridge, and all three die. At their funeral, the Tsze Deng's wife says, "If only I'd known he didn't like tuna." Noel's wife says, "If only I'd known he didn't like ham." Chen Yu's wife says, "I don't understand it. He made his own sandwiches."
___________________________________________________________________

你要离开我知道很简单
你说依赖是我们的阻碍
就算放开但能不能别没收我的爱
当作我最后才明白

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CIAOS~a super long post omg de-stress people~~!!

wow i think i spent one hour on this hope u all read la

gatsby vid ^^

2007-10-07T13:20:00.000+08:00

hahaha.
just to add another video to dr.wong's collection of GATSBY!

this is so lame.
& random.

*just for entertainment*

anw, tkcr ppl.
jiayou fr olvl mugging.
:D

all the best, bt dn hope t cya soon
(cz seeing u all means grad day alr. so sad.)
(and also becz seeing u all means O LEVELS are here. gah)

ok enough of crap.
byebye.
enjoy the vid :]

Last post b4 o levels end for me

2007-10-07T12:16:00.000+08:00

LOL sorry ciyi i put up a video only 2 days after yours, but i wan2 post my last post LOL

Have you ever wondered how Kelly Poon got her inspiration for such a catchy song?? The SHAKA LAKA BABY SHAKA LAKA BABY?? Its from a very famous indian muscial Bombay Dreams

I must say this version is better than Kelly's version... Lol maybe because i can understand the english lyrics much better LOL

SEE YOU GUYS ON 19th Grad ceremony and good luck for 22nd (O's!!!)

PS is the Entry proof's timetable confirm PLUS CHOP AND STAMP correct??

lol studying time

AD MARATHON

2007-10-05T20:53:00.000+08:00

AND YES.
Ad Marathon. From YouTube.

Talking about the M1's 'Mumbai' ad, I can't help but to look back at some significant ads in the Singapore History...

VISA AD CAMPAIGN

NO MORE BIRDS!

"My brother is going on a journey. I want to wish him gooooood luck."
Yes, it's the bonding camp 'bird' show.
And not to forget...

JAMES BOND

"Mr. Bossman?"

CHIMPANZEES

HEY! The man in the video issit the "Bossman" man in the vid above huh?

JACKIE CHAN (OLYMPICS)

OK. Not very funny. =.=

And anyone above the age of 2 should rmb the GATSBY song, which once got us excited.

GATSBY AD CAMPAIGN

ORIGINAL GATSBY MOVING RUBBER

"I can give you Gatsby.. Gatsby.. Gatsby... ..."

*ALL NEW* GATSBY (from NJ)

Yes. It's done by the NJC Arts Student.
Yyoushould know which JC to go .
Now you should know what happened to Jun Hao..
Actually got another SAJC version one.. but not really worth mentioning la..
Go search urself on YouTube.

ANOTHER GATSBY

OK... This is not as entertaining...

And since we're going to MCDONALD'S for a scrumptious 4L BREAKFAST tomorrow;

MCDONALD'S AD CAMPAIGN

TISSUE AUNTIE

FIRST MAC AD

Sound and vid quality not very good. Can see is really the first ad.. =X
And Ronald McDonald certainly looked creepier when he was young.. ...

FRENCH FRIES

Waa.. This is SUPER funny.

ULTIMATE MAC AD (11 YEARS AGO)

I still rmb this!
From 11 years ago! SERIOUS!
I will smile like the baby when the ad is here and frown like the child when the ad is gone.

MORE UNFORGETTABLE ADS

BE A TEACHER!

Featuring our dear Mr Yow with some students tt he dun teach.
Hmm.. How inspirational..
Wonder what made Mr Chen turn to teaching as a career.
For more info about teaching as a career, go to http://www.moe.gov.sg/teach.

Ya ya. So tt's all abt today's movie ad marathon.
It shuld only take u abt 30 min to watch finish ba..
If u think this is still insufficient for an ad marathon, then replay everything again.

=== DR. WONG ===

the next video trend ;D

2007-10-04T16:53:00.000+08:00

EDIT: By Yuelong
sorry sab but i'm lazy to post just wan2 put this vid

---------------POST BELOW IS BY SABRINA------------------------

to add to the video-posting trend,
here's the classic
MR. INDIAN CURRY HOUSE :D

original

high school musical:
this is kinda lame and random luh.
madtv production
hahaha.

original

lol.
enough fr tdy.
& stop getting hooked onto the indian song-cum-movie.
hehe XD

Better Videos =D

2007-10-01T23:19:00.000+08:00

An alternative for people who find the videos in the previous post UNINTERESTING.
Hahaha okay actually I'm putting this here just cause I like it.....
The song's No.17 on 龙虎榜!

Otherwise, you may check this cute song out (the dance's pretty cool!):

-JIE SI =D

LOL!!!

2007-10-01T18:23:00.000+08:00

I'm sure most of u have seen the MOCCA bodybuilder video but just for the fun of it HERE IT IS

CHECK OUT MY MATCHING PIPES!! lol

short post for today

EDIT::: OMFG I JUST SAW THIS VIDEO AND I HAVE TO PUT IT IN HERE

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VERY LAMO!

random musings

2007-09-24T18:38:00.000+08:00

hey ppl!!
yuelong here!

actually wanted to blog about td's lovely answers but lazy leh..

lol

aya whatever la

LOL i think tsze deng confused physics wif amaths... his linear graph is exactly the same as the question LOL!

lets cheer up ur day with some random stuff

DON'T BE A PIRATE!!!

lol

anyone got watch DORA THE EXPLORER???

lol furni duno if u gettit...

have ya all watched this??? lol priceless jap video

wtf!!!!!

MORE EH~
A group of survivor parodies

lol ya used up like 1 hour when u reach here~~

lol 2 more coz so long neber update lol

SESAME STREET !!!!!

AMERICAN IDOL!!!!!

Prelim Special :D

2007-08-31T20:42:00.000+08:00

hey,
another exam special here fr geog students (:

the ans sheet fr the ENVIRONMENTAL MANAGEMENT ws is at the cls email alr.
cls email: thelmos.37@gmail.com
the password is being passed dwn nw.
if u wan the ans, bt hv yet t receive the msg abt the password,
pls ask the person infront of you.

just hv to open the email & download the file attached.

NOTE:
pls DO NOT delete the email cz other ppl may nt hv downloaded. (: thks!

anw,
prelims r coming in 10 days.
tkcr & jiayou people!
mug ~ :D

POST NO 90

2007-08-18T21:36:00.000+08:00

+UPDATE+

LOL I JUST COULDN"T TAKE IT... was reading http://www.mrbrown.com/ when i saw this pix

WTF!!! its for us to STOMP out AIDS but doesn't it look like the people in the pix is doing sth AIDS patients shouldn't do???
Up to you to decide...=D

HEY YOU PEOPLE!!!

its post no90 and its yuelong here~

whee~

actually dun wan2 blog but cnt take it alredi

heres what to expect from this post

1: pictures of perry's lovely doodles during our msn conversation

firstly i added perry for the 1st time la... didn't noe he had an account

lol so i started by drawing this

coz he everytime draw on my hand so i "draw* on his

these are his replies

da last one was my reply to him

omg perry ish so cutee~

dat time i went to ask him this

eh perry, ni hui bu hui zuo question 6??

den he use a FREAKISHLY GIRLY AND CUTEEE AND WEIRDO VOICE AND REPLIED

DANG RAN SHI HUI LA

den noel was like stunning

i was like lolling and so was mj and sab

cool man perry

and LET ME share wif u all perry's and my studying methods.... since i'm the education minister...

lol

example when there is a bio test on tuesday,2 new chapers like sexual reproduction in plants+animals and its monday and its 3.30 and i'm at home.... how will i study

my timetable

3.30-4.30 = rest+bathe+eat+sleep(only 30 mins of sleep)
(this is so i can prepare for the long time ahead... and let me tell u ppl who sleep very long afternoon naps... its not good for u... firstly u got less time to study and secondly it disminishes the quality of ur sleep at nite... and even worse if u sleep afternoon nap and stay up late to study... THATs STUPID)

4.30-7.30 =read thru notes and tb at least 2-3 times
this is the peak period for any human being... esp me... coz i'm full and rested and 30 minutes is enough to almost fully revitalise u... so dun need 2 hours of sleep.... this will be enough to get an A1 in mrs Lee's tests..

7.30-8.30= eat + rest

8.30-10.55= study again
normally i practise TYS and read thru one last time

sleep at 11

but since there aren't any tests already... what about exams??? follow the same way!

eg PHYSICS Paper 2 chem paper 2 bio paper2
day before chiong like siao
(do at least 1 exam paper and look thru the past worksheets esp bio... mrs lee's worksheet vv impt ok.. den for physics must practise! den read thru whhole tb at least once)

(add one more full day of studying+practising a few days b4(eg b4 prelims there is like a week... den use one whole day for each subject)

den what to do b4 the 1 week break??? study ur weak topics

eg.. magnetism+electronics

den read acceleration chapter 2 den heat capacity and latent

do the same for others/// lol

ANYWAY FOLLOW THIS AT UR OWN RISK iT WORKS FOR ME IT MAY NOT WORK FOR YOU

hopefully this is useful to you all

and perry does the same things as me la

just slight changes(he did not read tb for bio mid years...)

what about humanities??

how the HELL does PERRY GET SO HIGH???

i haf no idea too but he tells me dat he doesn't memorise

for me i try to spot questions la... works for common test but exams a bit lousy... only a2-b3 standard..

lol perry uses his excellent explaining ability and his point and evidence is like one 2-3 lines...

so to all u ppl who write very very long essays.. USE LESS EVIDENCES....

and to those who do not have such a good explaining ability, go do what i'm doing now

start reading the tb

if u haf the knowledge at the tip of ur fingers its easier to explain

so dun slack already... go read the humanities tb... its more imperative to start reading humans tb den chem or physics or bio

coz bio+chem+phy just memorize and practise dun really need to explain

i hope my advise works

and 4 those who need help in english... i haf veh little advice

just read newspapers and more books

den ur narrative+vocab+grammar will be pwnage

my writing can get a1 is i haf very good grammar(coz when i was in pri skl i got english tuition and she built up my foundations)

so grammar is impt... stop using sms langauge... i notice i haf had a slight dip in my english proficiency and spelling because i have been using too many sms chat language//...

lol dats it super long and good and i hope useful post=D

i hope someone reads this and no one runs away after seeing the length of my post.. LOL

BYE!!

Happy National Day 4L!

2007-08-08T20:03:00.000+08:00

alrights,
happy pre national day 4L! :D
hope u all enjoyed urselves tdy shouting the lame cheer, seeing flying poker cards &getting super high singing national day songs!

here are the photos taken tdy! hehe.
fr tose ppl tad brought camera tdy and took pix of cls/stuff pls send the pix t sabrina (here) asap
so tad tey cn be uploaded and shared wit the rest of ur 36 lovely clsmates! (:
hahah.
alright, enjoy then!

preparations :D

cls photos

face paint :D

musical chairs. lame -.-

here are random shots of people doing stuffs. lol

*PLEASE TAKE NOTE:
the pix tad r posted up here may hv been resized fr easy uploading.
if you all want the original (large &higher res.) pic, pls msn/email sabrina fr them :D

1 no trump, 2 no trump
Singaporeans LOVE..
my hump my hump, my hump my hump my hump!
Currypok, koropok
Singaporeans want meepok, BUT..
mai hiam mai hiam, mai hiam mai hiam mai hiam!
Singapura very nice,
Nasi lemak paradise.
Agar agar, pao pao cha
Lion City, GRAAAA! (throw poker cards!)

:DDDDD

I APOLOGIZE FOR THE VIDEO I POSTED

2007-08-07T22:17:00.000+08:00

lol.... it seems my video has been gaining a lot of negative feedback..... but i tell u that was a safeguard against the nosy mr chen...........

LOL so as PED Minister, we have to safeguard ourselves from CHEM(New acronym for CHEN HONG (the E is silent) MING )

firstly, when u blog, change all these terms(bridging, gambling, playing cards, playing bridge, trump game) to sth else eg...

haha today we played bridge until 5 >.<>

or

haha today we might have did not know that you know i duno know you noe that we might have did not know that we knew that we did not did know that we didn't might know that we didn't know that we shouldn't and couldn't and will not know that we do not know and we know that we did not did not play bridge in class in school till 5... wowness...

In this way, when mr chen reads until the second line, his brain will burst because it contains too much formulas and maple hack codes that this ultimately confusing english sentence will be the catalyst to start a reaction that will cause his relay neruones to be unable to relay impulses causing Spino-cerebellar Degeneration(Anyone watched one litre of tears??? sadT.T) and finally his brain will burst for no apparent reason maybe because his spinal fluid will leak out causing osmosis to occur and water will move to the fluid causing the brain cells to dry up like a fruit that uses explosive mechanism to disperse its seeds and cause his brain to explode ....

If u dun understand anything, u are jun hao

if u haf read from the start and only understood the second paragraph, U are perry

if u only understood the 1st paragraph, u are aurial

if u understood both, then u r imba and u dun belong to AHS

UNDERSTAND PEOPLE

and anyway which type of singlish user are u?

KAPO-ed from WIKIPEDIA

Acrolectal: This is the "highest-class" form of speech, used by the well-educated in formal situations. Acrolectal Singaporean English is roughly the same as formal British English, with the exception of some pronunciation differences that occur due to the influence of Singlish pronunciation. Acrolectal Singaporean English does exhibit, however, a much smaller degree of Singlish pronunciation features than do Mesolectal, Basilectal, and pidgin variants of Singlish. For example, speakers of acrolectal Singaporean English attempt to restore the phonemes /θ/ and /ð/ (as in thin and then).
Mesolectal: This is more "middle-class", and is used in formal and semi-formal situations. At this level, features not found in other forms of English begin to emerge.
Basilectal: This is the colloquial speech used by almost everyone, educated or not, in informal settings, and is the speech usually referred to as "Singlish". Here can be found all of the unique phonological, lexical, and grammatical features of Singlish. Many of these features can be attributed to Asian languages such as the Chinese languages, Malay, or Indian languages such as Tamil, though some cannot.
Pidgin: This is the "pidgin" level of Singlish, which is probably a good representative of an earlier stage of Singlish, before creolization took place and solidified Singlish as a fully formed creole. Like all pidgins, speakers at the pidgin level speak another language as a first language, and Singlish as a second language. However, since many people today learn Singlish natively, the number of speakers at the "pidgin" level of Singlish is dwindling. This is because by definition, a pidgin is not learned natively.

Basilect ("Singlish")"Dis guy Singrish si beh powderful wan. Hoh seh liao lah! Damn steady wan la!"
Mesolect"Dis guy Singlishdamn powerful one leh."
Acrolect ("Standard")"This person's Singlish is very good."

If u haf totally skipped the above 2 paragraphs, u would have missed the hidden joke

if u really did read the paragraph after i said there was a joke in it, u are DUMBO..... but u improved on ur general knowledge=D

and i just realized my post no pix.... hmmm i randomise some pix

hebe is cute la u haf to admit

and anyway

LOL omg super long post for me i think i should stop and sleep

good nite peepz,, not gonna to blog alredi i think... lol super double post in a week... cool

QUAN KAO NI LE SABRINA

CYAz

SIGNING OFF
LEE YUELONG

TO THOSE THAT HAVE NOT READ HARRY POTTER DO NOT READ!!!!

2007-08-05T17:49:00.001+08:00

lol china knock-offs

SUPER SPOILER ALERT!!! HARRY POTTER sPOILERS

hiaz i have just finshed the book and i'm feeling really emo now la! sianz..... i always knew dat snape was a good guy and it was so sad that he died.... x( T.T

lol on a brighter note i've just realized i have not posted since July 10(remember the lameO calculator?)

so i bring u this post

THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO

-THE MEMORY OF SEVERUS SNAPE-

You have been the greatest and most misunderstood wizard of all time. I salute you.

sucks it seems i cnt embed this video... can some kind soul help me embed it into this post??? the link is http://youtube.com/watch?v=i3x4C1fJcUk watch it its VERY VERY FUNNY

[EDIT by Sabrina]

here you go.
here's the video tad u wanted to upload bt failed :D
lollipops x)))))

NOTE
when uploading videos,
you must click the "edit html" tab instead of using the "compose" one.
after pasting the embed code in, DO NOT click on the "compose" tag
so u can do this:
1. edit the whole post in "edit html" OR
2. type the whole damn post then when u're done, click the "edit html" and insert in the embed code (:
hope this html tutorial was useful t ppl who love posting videos (yuelong) lol! :D
[/EDIT]

lol if ur still here and not spewing chunks of your dinner i salute you :D

lol

OK THE NONSENSE ABOVE IS CRAP LETS START THE REAL POST

ok actually i wanted to rant on about cardboard buns and fake products(hahahahaha CHEN YU!!!!!!)... but i'm too lazy i wan2 study mathss

give u some funny mr brown mp3s
http://mrbrownnetwork.com/media/mb/tmbs-070727-counterfeit.mp3

http://mrbrownnetwork.com/media/mb/tmbs-070720-fake_food.mp3 * HIGHLY RECOMMENDED* VERY LAMO!!!! HAHA CHEN YU!!!!

cyaz thenx)

THIS POST IS BY THE GREATEST MAN IN THE WORLD LORD LEE aka PED LEE

AND IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT THEN

Avada Kedavra

if that ain't enough then

intertesting sidenote

go to this website
http://www.mutantfrog.com/2007/07/20/the-ultimate-sequels-aka-asia-loves-you-%E5%93%88%E5%88%A9%C2%B7%E6%B3%A2%E7%89%B9/

funny hp knock-offs

3lmo((: !4Lo7

VOTE FOR DR WONG!

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4L's Third Countdown Party

Mr. Chen's Wedding Photos!

CNY's just for laughs

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Heroes Episode 4.5

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teachers' day photos :D

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whee, chalet's coming. lol

prom pictures ;D

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Happy National Day 4L!

I APOLOGIZE FOR THE VIDEO I POSTED

TO THOSE THAT HAVE NOT READ HARRY POTTER DO NOT READ!!!!

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